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creative technologist & web developer | world’s foremost mission impossible scholar | ‘dramatic’ olympic weightlifter | #codenewbie refusing to be smothered by the allostatic load
Pass the cranberry sauce
We're havin' mashed potatoes!
Ooh, the turkey looks great

Thank you for loving me
Thank you for bein' there
Thank you for lovin me
Everyone's thankin'
The whole world's thankin' you
Thankin' us for thankin' you

Kill the turkey
November 28, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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J*DaVey
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:

LCD Soundsystem
Lady Sovereign
Mob Deep
Rakim & The Roots
Bone Thugz
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:

Ratatat
Marika Hackman
Molchat Doma
My Chemical Romance
UPSAHL
November 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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I want to watch this 👀
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Your universe is a photocopy of a photocopy of a…
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November 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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brb gonna make a spreadsheet app that won’t hurt my feelings by revealing when my company is losing money
Not wanting to disappoint you so much that it lies is the last quality I want in a computer.
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I want to watch Turkey in a Can again, but my partner will have a fit, so I've put on the Thanksgiving episode of New Girl from s1
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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It's your annual reminder that these next 4-5 days are prime "unsubscribe" days. You don't remember how you got on that list begging you to spend money? You no longer spend money at that outlet? Unsubscribe o'clock, baby.
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Look, material things are the only things that matter, so im buying things on Friday
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Do i buy lu xiaojun lifters for black friday
November 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Even 2022 was so long ago i just dont care about stranger things anymore
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Remember to pick up your Riverbrook Lake Farm Heritage Turkey! Never been frozen
November 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
do we think any of the former overwatch league players had to go get jobs
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
can't wait to see what's wrong with zootopia 2
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
dark times
The EPA is starting to allow the use of pesticides containing PFAS on food. The move is part of an effort to roll back the regulation of PFAS — also known as "forever chemicals" because they don't break down easily in the environment.
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Tip to cure insomnia

Hit a heavy 5x5 set of back squats in the morning. Heavy means heavy.

You’ll be tired in the evening. Make some rooibos chai, with some honey, add in 5g creatine

Time for bed, you will knock out
a cartoon character giving a peace sign with a dragon ball logo on his chest
ALT: a cartoon character giving a peace sign with a dragon ball logo on his chest
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November 26, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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U.S. embassies around the world have been instructed to categorize abortion access, DEI policies, and transgender care for minors as human rights infringements.
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In the U.S., Nothing Says Human Rights Abuse Like Ensuring Reproductive Freedom!
U.S. embassies around the world have been instructed to categorize abortion access, DEI policies, and transgender care for minors as human rights infringements.
www.jezebel.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
remember Among Us
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
in the rain or in the snow
(in the rain or in the snow)

got the got the funky flow
(got the got the funky flow)
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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when its definitely not a hostage situation
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Im a Rian Johnson skeptic
November 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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clarence thomas has no jurisprudential argument, he just hates women and thinks the constitution doesn’t protect a varia suit
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
who up spending they FSA money
November 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM