The most Jannerist of Dawgs
@jannerdog.bsky.social
The illicit offspring of a relationship between Rin Tin Tin and a Mogwai
FAKT
FRIEND
SEX
The question is will 2026 bring the state of being fakt, a friend and sex.
... Or will it bring fakt friend sex?
and yes, fakt is a word, because I said so!
FRIEND
SEX
The question is will 2026 bring the state of being fakt, a friend and sex.
... Or will it bring fakt friend sex?
and yes, fakt is a word, because I said so!
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 7:55 AM
FAKT
FRIEND
SEX
The question is will 2026 bring the state of being fakt, a friend and sex.
... Or will it bring fakt friend sex?
and yes, fakt is a word, because I said so!
FRIEND
SEX
The question is will 2026 bring the state of being fakt, a friend and sex.
... Or will it bring fakt friend sex?
and yes, fakt is a word, because I said so!
Madness. They'll change the rules of the game though. The big boys will support phones for less time, they'll use cheaper components so they don't last as long. They'll try and brick them after a cpl years. This capitalism demands consumption.
OH for the days of 12 month phone contracts for £18 p/m
OH for the days of 12 month phone contracts for £18 p/m
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/h... "please, buy new phone. the economy is dying" is an incredible gaslight
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing economy
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever before, and while it may be consumer smart, it comes at a cost to work productivity and the U.S. economy.
www.cnbc.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Madness. They'll change the rules of the game though. The big boys will support phones for less time, they'll use cheaper components so they don't last as long. They'll try and brick them after a cpl years. This capitalism demands consumption.
OH for the days of 12 month phone contracts for £18 p/m
OH for the days of 12 month phone contracts for £18 p/m
No cheating. Post your lock screen.
Why on earth there was no second series of this...
Why on earth there was no second series of this...
November 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
No cheating. Post your lock screen.
Why on earth there was no second series of this...
Why on earth there was no second series of this...
So it makes me laugh how this Ratatouille mug has faded so Linguine looks like he's got grey/white hair.
What is not so funny is after a quick Google I found out Ratatouille was released over 18 years ago.
I need a sit down!
What is not so funny is after a quick Google I found out Ratatouille was released over 18 years ago.
I need a sit down!
November 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
So it makes me laugh how this Ratatouille mug has faded so Linguine looks like he's got grey/white hair.
What is not so funny is after a quick Google I found out Ratatouille was released over 18 years ago.
I need a sit down!
What is not so funny is after a quick Google I found out Ratatouille was released over 18 years ago.
I need a sit down!
Management are idiots. To save money they removed the IT support team from the call centres and decided to make the duty operations teams part time.
So now when 600 people can't log in we can raise a web form for someone to look at it in 3-5 days 🙄
So now when 600 people can't log in we can raise a web form for someone to look at it in 3-5 days 🙄
November 23, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Management are idiots. To save money they removed the IT support team from the call centres and decided to make the duty operations teams part time.
So now when 600 people can't log in we can raise a web form for someone to look at it in 3-5 days 🙄
So now when 600 people can't log in we can raise a web form for someone to look at it in 3-5 days 🙄
Nathan Gill getting 10.5 years for taking money from Russia to spout their propaganda.
Now just remember the idea he's the only one is for the birds. He's just the one who got caught. There's a whole host of them saying the same things.
Fucking treasonous fuckers!
Now just remember the idea he's the only one is for the birds. He's just the one who got caught. There's a whole host of them saying the same things.
Fucking treasonous fuckers!
November 21, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Nathan Gill getting 10.5 years for taking money from Russia to spout their propaganda.
Now just remember the idea he's the only one is for the birds. He's just the one who got caught. There's a whole host of them saying the same things.
Fucking treasonous fuckers!
Now just remember the idea he's the only one is for the birds. He's just the one who got caught. There's a whole host of them saying the same things.
Fucking treasonous fuckers!
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It's absolutely incredible that one of the tracks on the Zootopia 2 soundtrack is named "Hot Fursuit". I'm guessing it's intended to be a portmanteau of fur and pursuit but we all know what they did here! Whoever got that through without it being questioned deserves a medal! 😆
‘Zootopia 2’ Soundtrack Album Details | Film Music Reporter
The full details of the soundtrack album for Walt Disney Animation Studios' sequel Zootopia 2 have been revealed. The album features the film's original score c
filmmusicreporter.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:21 AM
It's absolutely incredible that one of the tracks on the Zootopia 2 soundtrack is named "Hot Fursuit". I'm guessing it's intended to be a portmanteau of fur and pursuit but we all know what they did here! Whoever got that through without it being questioned deserves a medal! 😆
Olives. Holy shit I fucking love olives! Hated them growing up.
Also coffee 🤣
Also coffee 🤣
What’s a food you hated as a kid but love now?
It’s mushrooms for me 🍄
It’s mushrooms for me 🍄
November 21, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Olives. Holy shit I fucking love olives! Hated them growing up.
Also coffee 🤣
Also coffee 🤣
Just got a too good to go bag from Starbucks, youngest son has a Bubble Ci Tea all the while sat in a Costa. Feeling like I'm pulling off the heist of the century here
November 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Just got a too good to go bag from Starbucks, youngest son has a Bubble Ci Tea all the while sat in a Costa. Feeling like I'm pulling off the heist of the century here
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At the Budget, the Green Party's message is clear: Cut Bills. Tax Billionaires.
November 19, 2025 at 8:20 AM
At the Budget, the Green Party's message is clear: Cut Bills. Tax Billionaires.
So, it's probably not exactly a world changing realisation I've come to. However with Starmer probably on his last legs it seems pretty much for 15 years, we have had a succession of leaders who have been supported by the elite with media fawning over them to get elected. They come in on that wave..
November 19, 2025 at 7:58 AM
So, it's probably not exactly a world changing realisation I've come to. However with Starmer probably on his last legs it seems pretty much for 15 years, we have had a succession of leaders who have been supported by the elite with media fawning over them to get elected. They come in on that wave..
I'm sure they will have it back up soon. But I hope that businesses who are way too invested in AI realise they need to appreciate the assets they have in house. Ie their workers.
A man can wish... Right?
A man can wish... Right?
The MD of my company send me a Teams message saying that ChatGPT is down, is there anything we can do?
First of no, its a wordlwide problem.
Secondly, i know its going to be hard but youre going to need to use your own brain to make bad business decisions now
First of no, its a wordlwide problem.
Secondly, i know its going to be hard but youre going to need to use your own brain to make bad business decisions now
November 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I'm sure they will have it back up soon. But I hope that businesses who are way too invested in AI realise they need to appreciate the assets they have in house. Ie their workers.
A man can wish... Right?
A man can wish... Right?
Seeing all this information about the steam machine. Looks like it will be priced around the £550 mark. So I guess it will be a draw for console gamers who want to play on a pc type system but don't want a £1000+ PC. I don't think it will offer much for existing PC/Steam users like the steamdeck did
November 14, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Seeing all this information about the steam machine. Looks like it will be priced around the £550 mark. So I guess it will be a draw for console gamers who want to play on a pc type system but don't want a £1000+ PC. I don't think it will offer much for existing PC/Steam users like the steamdeck did
CW/Trigger warning. Talk of mental health and self deletion. A short thread.
November 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
CW/Trigger warning. Talk of mental health and self deletion. A short thread.
Took a punt on a pentium 233 mmx computer in a local auction for £3. Got it home. It's not posting by the looks of it but it has got an ATI rage 3d card, a soundblaster AWE 64 gold. Has the hard disk as well. I think the motherboard is dead as these tracers look... F'd
November 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Took a punt on a pentium 233 mmx computer in a local auction for £3. Got it home. It's not posting by the looks of it but it has got an ATI rage 3d card, a soundblaster AWE 64 gold. Has the hard disk as well. I think the motherboard is dead as these tracers look... F'd
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EU investing €546 billion for high speed rail by 2040
E.g. Lisbon to Warsaw, from 38 hours today to 12 hours
Pricing to compete with low cost flights
Reduce emissions by 80%
Jokes on them, they don't have Brexit sovereignty 🤷♂️
E.g. Lisbon to Warsaw, from 38 hours today to 12 hours
Pricing to compete with low cost flights
Reduce emissions by 80%
Jokes on them, they don't have Brexit sovereignty 🤷♂️
November 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
EU investing €546 billion for high speed rail by 2040
E.g. Lisbon to Warsaw, from 38 hours today to 12 hours
Pricing to compete with low cost flights
Reduce emissions by 80%
Jokes on them, they don't have Brexit sovereignty 🤷♂️
E.g. Lisbon to Warsaw, from 38 hours today to 12 hours
Pricing to compete with low cost flights
Reduce emissions by 80%
Jokes on them, they don't have Brexit sovereignty 🤷♂️
Pretty sure Spotify are bricking it. For probably 10 years audiophile have been waiting with baited breath for hi res audio on Spotify. It's been promised, delayed and just not happened.
A cpl weeks in to the boycott and they're e mailing to tell me lossless audio is now available.
Fuck that!
A cpl weeks in to the boycott and they're e mailing to tell me lossless audio is now available.
Fuck that!
November 7, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Pretty sure Spotify are bricking it. For probably 10 years audiophile have been waiting with baited breath for hi res audio on Spotify. It's been promised, delayed and just not happened.
A cpl weeks in to the boycott and they're e mailing to tell me lossless audio is now available.
Fuck that!
A cpl weeks in to the boycott and they're e mailing to tell me lossless audio is now available.
Fuck that!
Fursuit partial for sale. Saffron canine.
Made by TayaLu of Sparklepup studios. Includes head, hand paws arm sleeves and tail. Bought as a pre-made around 2018 and only warn a handful of times. Fur is in great condition. Looking for £1000 but open to offers. Message me for questions
Made by TayaLu of Sparklepup studios. Includes head, hand paws arm sleeves and tail. Bought as a pre-made around 2018 and only warn a handful of times. Fur is in great condition. Looking for £1000 but open to offers. Message me for questions
November 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Fursuit partial for sale. Saffron canine.
Made by TayaLu of Sparklepup studios. Includes head, hand paws arm sleeves and tail. Bought as a pre-made around 2018 and only warn a handful of times. Fur is in great condition. Looking for £1000 but open to offers. Message me for questions
Made by TayaLu of Sparklepup studios. Includes head, hand paws arm sleeves and tail. Bought as a pre-made around 2018 and only warn a handful of times. Fur is in great condition. Looking for £1000 but open to offers. Message me for questions
Ivee Gedell needs to run for office. We need more ferret lovers in charge!
we’re about to find out if loving SimCity makes you a better mayor
Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000
Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000
November 6, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Ivee Gedell needs to run for office. We need more ferret lovers in charge!
This right here I'm afraid is the mindset we need to get out of. Boomers didn't ruin stuff any more than the lost or greatest generation did.
It was people in those generations who f'd it up. The idea that millennials don't have the same ilk in its rank is for the birds.
However I'm glad he won NY
It was people in those generations who f'd it up. The idea that millennials don't have the same ilk in its rank is for the birds.
However I'm glad he won NY
This good stuff right here is why boomers are so desperate to stop millenials from entering the political arena. They know we are gonna start doing good things as soon as we get in there, and they would rather destroy the world and die rich.
I passed out before this happened. Watching it now, groggy and teary. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKco...
November 5, 2025 at 9:57 AM
This right here I'm afraid is the mindset we need to get out of. Boomers didn't ruin stuff any more than the lost or greatest generation did.
It was people in those generations who f'd it up. The idea that millennials don't have the same ilk in its rank is for the birds.
However I'm glad he won NY
It was people in those generations who f'd it up. The idea that millennials don't have the same ilk in its rank is for the birds.
However I'm glad he won NY
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was searching through my old saved drawpile files trying to find something unrelated, and came across this very tiny buny in a similarly tiny fisher-price car from last December which i apparently never posted, so enjoy
September 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM
was searching through my old saved drawpile files trying to find something unrelated, and came across this very tiny buny in a similarly tiny fisher-price car from last December which i apparently never posted, so enjoy
We've been doing this for years now. It's a reboot of "all in this together" I have some suggestions about where "our bit" can be shoved
Reeves puts country on notice for tax hikes as ‘each of us must do our bit’
Reeves puts country on notice for tax hikes as ‘each of us must do our bit’
Reeves puts country on notice for tax hikes as ‘each of us must do our bit’
www.independent.co.uk
November 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
We've been doing this for years now. It's a reboot of "all in this together" I have some suggestions about where "our bit" can be shoved
It's true. It's happened loads of times.. Exactly like he's said... Like so many times.
However since the Vikings stopped pillaging half of Europe and the Spanish inquisition unexpectly ended... Not heard a peep!
However since the Vikings stopped pillaging half of Europe and the Spanish inquisition unexpectly ended... Not heard a peep!
Elon Musk, "These lovely small towns in England, Scotland and Ireland, they've been living their lives quietly. They're like hobbits"
"And so one day, 1,000 people show up in your village of 500 and start raping the kids"
"This has now happened, God knows how many times in Britain"
"And so one day, 1,000 people show up in your village of 500 and start raping the kids"
"This has now happened, God knows how many times in Britain"
November 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
It's true. It's happened loads of times.. Exactly like he's said... Like so many times.
However since the Vikings stopped pillaging half of Europe and the Spanish inquisition unexpectly ended... Not heard a peep!
However since the Vikings stopped pillaging half of Europe and the Spanish inquisition unexpectly ended... Not heard a peep!