Jan van Haarst
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Jan van Haarst
@jan.vanhaarst.net
HPC, bioinformatics, tinkering, sailing
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DNA Sequencing Reveals Hitler Was Type Of Fern
DNA Sequencing Reveals Hitler Was Type Of Fern
BATH, ENGLAND—Saying the discovery shed new light on the infamous German dictator’s life, University of Bath researchers revealed DNA sequencing Friday showing that Adolf Hitler was a type of fern. “A...
theonion.com
November 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Dit is hét onderwerp van de 21e eeuw: digitale zaken. Verslavende algoritmes, de macht van techreuzen, de veiligheid van informatie bij de overheid 👇
October 23, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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Bird on the School Path

There is this bird
furiously hoking
through the bushes,
like 𝑊ℎ𝑎𝑡.
𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑐𝑘.
𝐼𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑓.
𝐷𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑔. 𝐼𝑛 𝑚𝑦—
𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠.
𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝑓𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠.

Dawn Watson

Image courtesy ‪@themothmagazine.bsky.social‬
October 21, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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Highly recommend reading this whole thing but if you take away one thing, I'd recommend it be this bit as this is at the heart of why things are changing so fast.

"Batteries are doing for electricity what silos once did for grain: turning abundance into reliability."
Russia’s Coal Collapse Marks The End Of Fossil Fuel Post-War Illusion
Russia’s Coal Collapse signals the end of the fossil era. From bankrupt mines to battery booms, the global energy transition is accelerating but facing political resistance.
www.forbes.com
October 20, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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53. Anyone buying a new internal combustion car now is silly. EVs aren’t the answer to everything – especially congestion of cities – but they do use much less energy, it's relatively easy-to-decarbonise energy, and, with flexibility, they can support the grid.
October 20, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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Woensdag de 22e is er in het kader van de Dutch Design Week een verkiezingsdebat met @barbarakathmann Hemin Hawezy, Martijn Buijsse, Joost van der Sluis en Nathalie van Berkel: "Onze digitale samenleving"
https://nerdvote.nl/nieuws/dutchdesignweek/ #nerdvote
22 oktober: Dutch Design Week, Digitaal Nederland, Tweede Kamer verkiezingsdebat 2025
Op 22 oktober is er een verkiezingsdebat bij de Dutch Design Week, met veel NerdVote kandidaten
nerdvote.nl
October 18, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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Heb jij er ook zo’n hekel aan om je bestek na elke maaltijd weg te moeten gooien? Dat is vanaf nu verleden tijd! Albert Heijn heeft een HERBRUIKBARE vork op de markt gebracht!
#uitvindingvanhetjaar
August 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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So that $10B bailout for farmers.

Is it a payout for political support? Yeah. Bold move for an industry that talks so much about hard work & independence!

But it's also worse than that. This is a US food crisis in the making.

www.usda.gov/about-usda/n...

Let's talk about the payoff part first?
a man wearing glasses and a black shirt is sitting in front of a window .
Alt: gif of Dwight Schrute shaking his head in disappointment
media.tenor.com
March 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Trying something new:
A 🧵 on a topic I find many students struggle with: "why do their 📊 look more professional than my 📊?"

It's *lots* of tiny decisions that aren't the defaults in many libraries, so let's break down 1 simple graph by @jburnmurdoch.bsky.social

🔗 www.ft.com/content/73a1...
November 20, 2024 at 5:09 PM
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Redesign of the US presidential seal.
By Ruben Oppenheimer in @nrcnl.bsky.social
March 4, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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I'm very excited to announce that I'll be speaking at #FOSDEM this year to talk about @envmodules.bsky.social in the #HPC devroom, on behalf of Xavier Delaruelle, #EnvModules lead developer. If you want to know more about the tool and its current & future evolution, join us on Sunday at 11:05!
January 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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How can we make HPC workloads more energy efficient? Alok Kamatar, GLabs PhD Student, lead this work investigating the effects of using energy- and carbon-based pricing schemes on user behavior and workload efficiency arxiv.org/pdf/2501.09557
arxiv.org
January 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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I think we can all agree this is a Whole Mood right now
January 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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Here’s a family tree
January 25, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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Having trouble managing the flood of messages from biologist pals chortling that Trump's anti-trans executive order legally defines every American as female, because defines people by their gender *at conception,* and all embryos are phenotypically female (they differentiate after 6-7 weeks).
January 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, denies it’s a duck, demands you prove it's a duck, accuses you of being a duck, says your dog is a duck, that your friend's cat is a duck & that all 3 'ducks' woke ducks paid by Soros, it's Elon's duck 🦆
January 21, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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Geen privacy. Leven in andermans troep. Altijd je telefoonlader kwijt. Mira zucht. Wie had dat eigenlijk bedacht, dat hele concept ‘gezin’?
January 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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it's a new year and I spent my first workday writing a quick ★ terminal survey ★!

it should take about 5 minutes and I'd love for folks to fill it out, I'm writing a zine about the terminal and my goal is to understand who we're writing it for a little better s.surveyplanet.com/wkepwlsp
January 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Life is too short to run proprietary software.

-- Bdale Garbee
April 14, 2024 at 1:04 PM
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Woohoo! Decisions have been made on the @fosdem.bsky.social'25 HPC, Big Data & Data Science DevRoom talks and the schedule is beginning to populate at fosdem.org/2025/schedul... for what will eventually be a full day of talks in Brussels Sunday 2 February 2025 with recording and streaming available.
FOSDEM 2025 - HPC, Big Data & Data Science
fosdem.org
December 15, 2024 at 4:48 PM
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Ik ben niet de enige die het getreiter door Mona Keijers @boerburgerb.bsky.social waanzinnig vind.
Gooi er zelf wel een paar centen tegenaan om het akelige beleid van dat mens te neutraliseren.
December 2, 2024 at 2:32 PM
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Hoofdredactioneel commentaar NRC windt er geen doekjes meer om.
November 30, 2024 at 5:03 PM