mister major depression
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they call me ben simmons cause I don't play at all
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All they have is the intimidation and the violence. There's nothing after that. No new plan. Fuckin galoot motherfucker with a head that looks like a hemorrhoid-swollen asshole. He might be the only guy dumber and worse for this job than Bovino. Dumb enough to pocket a cash bribe on camera!
January 27, 2026 at 8:55 PM
All they have is the intimidation and the violence. There's nothing after that. No new plan. Fuckin galoot motherfucker with a head that looks like a hemorrhoid-swollen asshole. He might be the only guy dumber and worse for this job than Bovino. Dumb enough to pocket a cash bribe on camera!
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"you wanted a pony" is the guilt talking. the knowledge that you didn't push the party to do the right thing out of triangulation and cowardice. you tried to play a very dangerous game of enticing the enemy at the expense of alienating your allies and you're lashing out the people who warned you.
January 27, 2026 at 5:07 PM
"you wanted a pony" is the guilt talking. the knowledge that you didn't push the party to do the right thing out of triangulation and cowardice. you tried to play a very dangerous game of enticing the enemy at the expense of alienating your allies and you're lashing out the people who warned you.
take it from a police abolitionist, nothing good can come from weakening the message
January 27, 2026 at 6:03 PM
take it from a police abolitionist, nothing good can come from weakening the message
moderate position
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXQy...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXQy...
Shoot, Knife, Strangle, Beat & Crucify
YouTube video by GG Allin and The Murder Junkies - Topic
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January 27, 2026 at 5:48 PM
moderate position
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXQy...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXQy...
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In a more meaningful sense if Barack Obama actually had good morals and politics, the time in which he came to power was rife with contingency, maybe something better could have come. But he rechristened America’s empire and commitment to capital and the Long 9/11 continued apace
January 25, 2026 at 7:22 PM
In a more meaningful sense if Barack Obama actually had good morals and politics, the time in which he came to power was rife with contingency, maybe something better could have come. But he rechristened America’s empire and commitment to capital and the Long 9/11 continued apace
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The toughest people these ICE/BP guys have ever encountered are a male nurse, a lesbian poet, some grandmas, and folks in little cars like a Honda Fit.
It's shattering their worldview and sense of self.
Wasn't supposed to be this way. The podcasters and X posters and supplement sellers said so.
It's shattering their worldview and sense of self.
Wasn't supposed to be this way. The podcasters and X posters and supplement sellers said so.
I am just gonna say it, these guys are completely emasculated by the knowledge that they have been out-organized by a group that is significantly made up of women, and all the bullshit call of duty nonsense is cope for their wounded egos bsky.app/profile/jeet...
MAGA military geniuses are talking about Minnesota protestors like they are the Iraqi insurgency, the Taliban, and the Viet Cong all rolled into one.
January 26, 2026 at 9:46 PM
The toughest people these ICE/BP guys have ever encountered are a male nurse, a lesbian poet, some grandmas, and folks in little cars like a Honda Fit.
It's shattering their worldview and sense of self.
Wasn't supposed to be this way. The podcasters and X posters and supplement sellers said so.
It's shattering their worldview and sense of self.
Wasn't supposed to be this way. The podcasters and X posters and supplement sellers said so.
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the NYT op ed about how kids should like harry potter more is part of the NYT's brutal campaign to create a moral panic which pushes trans people out of public life.
January 27, 2026 at 10:01 AM
the NYT op ed about how kids should like harry potter more is part of the NYT's brutal campaign to create a moral panic which pushes trans people out of public life.
im going to go see antarctigo vespucci next week? what the fuck?
January 27, 2026 at 4:11 AM
im going to go see antarctigo vespucci next week? what the fuck?
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The moderate position is unwinding the entire post-9/11 security state
January 27, 2026 at 2:50 AM
The moderate position is unwinding the entire post-9/11 security state
not good enough to move you know who around like a Catholic priest
January 27, 2026 at 12:42 AM
not good enough to move you know who around like a Catholic priest
you know who never stopped loving Kanye West? black out drunk Jack during his relapse phase. got the TouchTunes history to prove it
January 26, 2026 at 8:45 PM
you know who never stopped loving Kanye West? black out drunk Jack during his relapse phase. got the TouchTunes history to prove it
what did he do?
January 26, 2026 at 8:26 PM
what did he do?
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when he's right he's right
January 26, 2026 at 7:11 PM
when he's right he's right
okay first of all those aren't shit stains, those are shit marks. that'll come out in the wash no problem.
January 26, 2026 at 5:30 PM
okay first of all those aren't shit stains, those are shit marks. that'll come out in the wash no problem.
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Sorry that shit was boring didnt know yall cared so much gd 😂 - Marie Gusenkamp Perez
January 26, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Sorry that shit was boring didnt know yall cared so much gd 😂 - Marie Gusenkamp Perez
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one of the more glaring recent examples of “history is written by the victors” is that Fortnite Battle Royale was widely seen as a pathetic trend-chasing ripoff in late 2017 but is now everyone’s shorthand for battle royale games
January 26, 2026 at 4:12 PM
one of the more glaring recent examples of “history is written by the victors” is that Fortnite Battle Royale was widely seen as a pathetic trend-chasing ripoff in late 2017 but is now everyone’s shorthand for battle royale games
i got so torched by the guy on here who made fun of deep space nine experts
January 26, 2026 at 5:27 AM
i got so torched by the guy on here who made fun of deep space nine experts
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Hot Dog! Wienie 500 Returning to Indy 500 Week in 2026 - from FOX Sports #INDYCAR
Hot Dog! Wienie 500 Returning to Indy 500 Week in 2026
Hot Dog! Wienie 500 Returning to Indy 500 Week in 2026 #INDYCAR
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January 26, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Hot Dog! Wienie 500 Returning to Indy 500 Week in 2026 - from FOX Sports #INDYCAR
doubt us again. number seven.
January 25, 2026 at 11:03 PM
doubt us again. number seven.
Brady never ran like that
January 25, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Brady never ran like that
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did your backup quarterback turn over the football?
a man and a woman are dancing together in a room .
ALT: a man and a woman are dancing together in a room .
media.tenor.com
January 25, 2026 at 9:11 PM
did your backup quarterback turn over the football?
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it's truly incredible that every commercial about ai is "help how do i do this thing that humans have been doing since the dawn of time"
January 25, 2026 at 10:41 PM
it's truly incredible that every commercial about ai is "help how do i do this thing that humans have been doing since the dawn of time"
Drake Maye has the mandate of heaven
January 25, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Drake Maye has the mandate of heaven
did your backup quarterback turn over the football?
a man and a woman are dancing together in a room .
ALT: a man and a woman are dancing together in a room .
media.tenor.com
January 25, 2026 at 9:11 PM
did your backup quarterback turn over the football?