j0lt3on wants a union
@j0lt3on.bsky.social
Just a trainer with 5 Jolteons and a Ludicolo
I finally watched don’t look up this weekend and we need the ending to happen.
December 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I finally watched don’t look up this weekend and we need the ending to happen.
Calm like a balm
December 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Calm like a balm
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roll a deception check with disadvantage
December 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
roll a deception check with disadvantage
I love that my parents’ go-to for showing love is throwing money at us, but only when we don’t need it. If we need it, we’re meant to be ashamed and feel like failures before we’re begrudgingly given assistance. That’s why I stopped asking.
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I love that my parents’ go-to for showing love is throwing money at us, but only when we don’t need it. If we need it, we’re meant to be ashamed and feel like failures before we’re begrudgingly given assistance. That’s why I stopped asking.
Don’t tell no lie about me, and I won’t tell the truth about you
December 23, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Don’t tell no lie about me, and I won’t tell the truth about you
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The best Christmas gift you could give yourself this year is taking a little time to relax and read RIGSBY WI, my long form webcomic about disaffected teens living in northern wi in the early 2000s! It’s been nominated for awards and all 600+ pages are TOTALLY FREE to read!!!
Rigsbywi.com
Rigsbywi.com
December 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The best Christmas gift you could give yourself this year is taking a little time to relax and read RIGSBY WI, my long form webcomic about disaffected teens living in northern wi in the early 2000s! It’s been nominated for awards and all 600+ pages are TOTALLY FREE to read!!!
Rigsbywi.com
Rigsbywi.com
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Fox Bleeps Out Entire Kendrick Lamar Performance https://theonion.com/fox-bleeps-out-entire-kendrick-lamar-performance/
December 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Fox Bleeps Out Entire Kendrick Lamar Performance https://theonion.com/fox-bleeps-out-entire-kendrick-lamar-performance/
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This has always been a Bluesky-first campaign. But as of today, we will no longer be using Twitter. At all.
And I'm calling on other candidates to follow suit.
And I'm calling on other candidates to follow suit.
December 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
This has always been a Bluesky-first campaign. But as of today, we will no longer be using Twitter. At all.
And I'm calling on other candidates to follow suit.
And I'm calling on other candidates to follow suit.
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December 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I want to go home and scream until my voice gives out
December 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I want to go home and scream until my voice gives out
I always thought buzz lightyear said “sucking down darn tea” when he says “sucking down Darjeeling” but I was still basically right
December 22, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I always thought buzz lightyear said “sucking down darn tea” when he says “sucking down Darjeeling” but I was still basically right
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I think it’s pretty likely Bari Weiss quits far sooner than anyone expects because if there’s anything we learned from her tenure at the New York Times it’s that this lady hates working, absolutely despises it, and she probably had to send like four emails today
December 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I think it’s pretty likely Bari Weiss quits far sooner than anyone expects because if there’s anything we learned from her tenure at the New York Times it’s that this lady hates working, absolutely despises it, and she probably had to send like four emails today
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So Bari Weiss’s first real editorial intervention at CBS is to repress coverage of American concentration camps.
December 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
So Bari Weiss’s first real editorial intervention at CBS is to repress coverage of American concentration camps.
Rory’s other grandpa is a genius in an “arcane aspect of international law”? What does that even mean lol it’s like 2004 IL has only been around since that dude was in college at this point
December 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Rory’s other grandpa is a genius in an “arcane aspect of international law”? What does that even mean lol it’s like 2004 IL has only been around since that dude was in college at this point
Yelling at kirby is a red flag
December 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Yelling at kirby is a red flag
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told my grandpa there were 5 new pronouns this year and he just died on the spot
December 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
told my grandpa there were 5 new pronouns this year and he just died on the spot
Spouse: we don’t always go the same speed. We walk, we run, we skip-
Niece: *I* skip ONCE a year 😤
Niece: *I* skip ONCE a year 😤
December 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Spouse: we don’t always go the same speed. We walk, we run, we skip-
Niece: *I* skip ONCE a year 😤
Niece: *I* skip ONCE a year 😤
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I voice 14 different characters in THE ELEPHANT on HBO Max, this was one of the most unique, fascinating projects i've ever worked on, three different teams led by Pendleton Ward, Rebecca Sugar + Ian Jones-Quartey, and Patrick McHale all contributed segments without ever seeing the others (1/2)
December 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I voice 14 different characters in THE ELEPHANT on HBO Max, this was one of the most unique, fascinating projects i've ever worked on, three different teams led by Pendleton Ward, Rebecca Sugar + Ian Jones-Quartey, and Patrick McHale all contributed segments without ever seeing the others (1/2)
I hate that ordering sonic on their mobile app now comes with ads for gambling apps
December 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I hate that ordering sonic on their mobile app now comes with ads for gambling apps
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The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality.
And trans lives are grounded in reality.
We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
And trans lives are grounded in reality.
We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
First-of-a-kind study shows encouraging data for trans kids who socially transition
Ninety-four percent of participants in a new study stood firm in their trans identity after five years, and "detransitioning" is rare.
www.popsci.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality.
And trans lives are grounded in reality.
We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
And trans lives are grounded in reality.
We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
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Was watching the end to a great basketball game and it wasn’t just the BET365 ads on the scorer’s table, it wasn’t just the commercials for sports betting, it was the fuckin Fan Duel Live Odds that popped up on screen like player stats, distracting me from watching the damn game. This shit sucks man
December 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Was watching the end to a great basketball game and it wasn’t just the BET365 ads on the scorer’s table, it wasn’t just the commercials for sports betting, it was the fuckin Fan Duel Live Odds that popped up on screen like player stats, distracting me from watching the damn game. This shit sucks man
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"you're a man"
ad hominem
"you were born a boy"
sunk cost fallacy
"you're amab"
false dichotomy
"you have xy chromosomes"
false equivalence
"trans people are mentally ill"
non sequitur
"changing your sex isn't possible"
skill issue
ad hominem
"you were born a boy"
sunk cost fallacy
"you're amab"
false dichotomy
"you have xy chromosomes"
false equivalence
"trans people are mentally ill"
non sequitur
"changing your sex isn't possible"
skill issue
December 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
"you're a man"
ad hominem
"you were born a boy"
sunk cost fallacy
"you're amab"
false dichotomy
"you have xy chromosomes"
false equivalence
"trans people are mentally ill"
non sequitur
"changing your sex isn't possible"
skill issue
ad hominem
"you were born a boy"
sunk cost fallacy
"you're amab"
false dichotomy
"you have xy chromosomes"
false equivalence
"trans people are mentally ill"
non sequitur
"changing your sex isn't possible"
skill issue
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Don't talk to journalists about DIY HRT.
December 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Don't talk to journalists about DIY HRT.