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From California.

That's not my real name. Surprise, I'm also not Obama wearing Eazy-E's Compton hat and Locs either.
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Really reframes the idea of magic words and incantations.
"You can get ChatGPT to help you build a nuclear bomb if you simply design the prompt in the form of a poem, according to a new study from researchers in Europe. "

www.wired.com/story/poems-...
Poems Can Trick AI Into Helping You Make a Nuclear Weapon
It turns out all the guardrails in the world won’t protect a chatbot from meter and rhyme.
www.wired.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Definitely have to share one of the most iconic Thanksgiving Day reenactments today. Grab those cardigans and highballs and enjoy! 🦃 🍁 🪶🔥🍽️
Addams Family Values: Thanksgiving play (HD CLIP)
YouTube video by Binge Society
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I'm from one of those tourist towns and oh man this is gonna really fuck their world. As if people weren't already avoiding travel to America in record numbers.

Apropos of nothing, Disneyland is going to extend their "SoCal locals discount" to all of California next year. First time ever.
National parks have SO MANY people from other countries (since they get real vacations!)

And they spend a lot of money on hotels, food, souvenirs, etc.

This is unbelievably dumb, it will destroy entire tourist towns
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
"huge".

it's always something mundane like sulfur and never something cool like hot chips or space weed
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
It's not. That's covering the brand name on the box they're packing, for legal purposes.

That's actually how romaine is harvested, and that's a real video of it happening.

Side note: the only reason they're legally allowed to share video of it at all is that union fought for it in court.
Whats up with the spinning cabbage where the Sora logo would normally be?
A farm worker shared this from where he's harvesting romaine lettuce. The crew has 26 workers. One group harvests the lettuce, the next group bags it and the last group puts it in the boxes.
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I am 100% confident that in a few years there's gonna be some deep, dark, awful stuff coming out about the set and producers of Stranger Things.

One day, we'll look at movies and shows like this the same way we look at teen pageants: inherently shady, toxic and wrong.
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
the two guys out front are apparently dueling with leaf blowers and doing a terrible rendition of devil went down to georgia
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I've always respected his game as a world-class hater even if I don't particularly like his taste in anything.
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
shot-for-shot remake of Boogie Nights, played by muppets
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
This is another one of those "watch it muted to see just how wildly out of touch a person is" videos.

This lady needs to scale back on the bennies.
The new editor of CBS News thinks that Alan Dershowitz and Dana Loesch debating the 2nd Amendment is “news.”

So, pour one out tonight for the actual journalists at CBS who have to listen to this drivel in the am news meeting

(She also says Dersh is “charismatic,” but that’s the lesser horror)
1/2
November 25, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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We got like five years until this is also a slot machine
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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I felt like I was losing my mind watching this person's remarks and had to write about how disgusting they are.
Sarah Hurwitz Profanes the Holocaust
Holocaust education has worked too well for the Obama speechwriter, since when she rationalizes Israel's genocide, "I sound obscene." Maybe sit with that, Sarah
www.forever-wars.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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11 years ago today.
I know we're in a good mood today, but...Tamir Rice should still be here. It's been 10 years and he should be 22 now. RIP to the kid.
November 22, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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English people should remain fictional and only used as backdrops for glorious American WWII films.
November 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
"ha ha, bitches, I got a new scooter"

absolute king shit, one of us in every way
November 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Side note, when you're referring to a vet vaguely defined "they", you can almost always replace "they" with "shareholders" and it works better, and that's telling isn't it?
November 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
When a study shows a thing shareholders want, "study finds"

When a study shows a thing shareholders don't want, "study asserts"
November 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Forbes taking the "you're going to hear rumors but they're totally untrue" line really makes me think it's absolutely true.
November 18, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I can't explain how well this works, it's wonderful. My favorite thing is co-opting the youth today, I totally get it now. I used to hate when they did it but I get it now, it's fun.

"6, 7".

Coincidentally I am 40.
November 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
if the lights on the outside can't be synced for reactive lighting with a game screen and Hyperion on a big screen of the aft deck then what are we even doing here
November 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
the fuck is inside of her neck
November 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Occurs to me that whether you think Marjorie Taylor Greene should be welcomed into The Tent or not depends on whether you think the fight is against a fascist movement or against one particular very bad man.
November 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
jokes aside this is legitimately where it's headed with the outpour of independent journalists and the widespread acceptance that the mainstream media has been choking through a seizure on the floor for the past ten years

like we're gonna see people using film, pencils - all that - because of AI.
We should reboot journalism completely. Start from scratch. They should get those old timey hats and a pencil and figure it out from there
November 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
hate to be that guy but has anyone discussed the possibility that number is higher than two?
all i wanted was a world where I could talk about politics with my friends without ever discussing two presidents giving each other blowjobs but woke took that away too.
November 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I watch most videos here muted because I find it fascinating how people's faces read.

MTG here has never looked more rational and that's telling.

Not of anything related to Trump or MAGA or Epstein but of her personal ability to mask and keep herself in check.
BASH: Are you saying Israel is pushing Trump to cover up the Epstein files?

MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: No. I simply just asked out loud

BASH: You had AIPAC up there. It's pretty clear which govt you were talking about

MTG: I'm questioning that govt in particular & questioning any other foreign govt
November 16, 2025 at 2:45 PM