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Wise man say, patience is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.
~Michaelangelo

He/Him

A hot dog is not a sandwich. I will die on this hill.
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I have spent my entire adult life being lectured by Republican politicians and conservative legal movement types about how important it is to preserve the sacred constitutional right to self-defense of *specifically this person* and then secret police murdered him in the street
Minneapolis police chief Brian O'Hara says that the victim was a 37-year-old white man and US citizen with no criminal record and that he was a legally permitted gun owner.
January 24, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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This sure seems more like the tyranny the Constitution is supposed to protect against than forgiving student loans.
January 24, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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I don’t know why this is so hard for people but people you have to repeatedly call and beg to ask them to oppose murder in the streets will never really be on your side
January 24, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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Republicans: everyone must be able to carry any gun at all times,
up to and including high powered rifles, to protect themselves against tyranny

also Republicans, without batting an eye: carrying a gun is unquestionable justification for federal agents to shoot you dead in the street
January 24, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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the funniest little free library in chicago is at wolf point—those kirkland & ellis lawyers are going THROUGH it
January 24, 2026 at 3:42 AM
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I really can't state this enough.

Federal agents have been teargassing parks and residential neighborhoods for weeks but didn't show up for a fight downtown today and look what didn't happen.

Wishing absolute worst wishes to our occupying forces. GTFO of Minnesota.
Note how there's no violence or chaos when the cops aren't rioting.
Demonstrators as far as the eye can see. Current status of the march in Downtown Minneapolis, Minnesota for Ice Out of Minnesota. They are turning onto 3rd Street from 5th Avenue.
January 24, 2026 at 3:11 AM
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"To clear up any confusion: YES, I’m real, YES, you’re getting paid, NO, this isn’t a hastily written humor bit. The president confirmed it, and there is no greater source of truth and reason than him."
I Am the Payroll Accountant for Professional Protestors in Minnesota, and I Am Swamped
“House Majority Whip Tom Emmer, R-Minn., slammed Minnesota state leaders after anti-Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agitators disrupted a...
buff.ly
January 23, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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I need to convince Trump that the Miami Sound Machine is a real weapon and that possessing it will make him invincible.
January 24, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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It really is kinda wild just how many MAGA influencers are either Hollywood hopefuls, has-beens or never-would-bes and you would think people would connect the dots when it comes to that. Hell, the MAGA Overlord himself is a B-list celebrity
Erika Kirk's Amazing Race audition tape shows that all these right wing grifters really just wanna be rich and famous and won't stop until they stumble on an audience dumb enough to let that happen
January 24, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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“and then our goons will kidnap that life and send it to a concentration camp if we deem them the wrong color”
JD Vance: "To our fellow Americans we say, you're never gonna find great meaning in a cubicle or in front of a computer screen. But you will find great meaning if you dedicate yourself to the creation and sustenance of human life."
January 23, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.

I have translated some of the highlights
January 20, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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What possible combination of words can capture the depth of evil here? For faceless, fascist goons to abduct a five year old - to use them as bait to abduct their parent?

It's been a long time since I believed in heaven, but the last two years have made me truly hope there is a hell.
January 22, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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Incapable of understanding how "abolish ICE" was silly but arresting 5 year olds is public policy
January 22, 2026 at 12:02 AM
This man is as useless as shit flavoured candy. Call your representatives in House and Senate, and demand that ICE is defunded and abolished.

202-224-3121
NEWS: While Hakeem Jeffries has announced he's opposing the DHS/ICE funding bill tomorrow, his team is not whipping the vote. Several frontliners are expected to vote yes. There's a difference in leadership between personal vote decisions & unifying the caucus.
From me:
prospect.org/2026/01/21/j...
Jeffries Won’t Whip Vote Against ICE Funding - The American Prospect
While the House Democratic leader announced personal opposition to a funding bill for the Department of Homeland Security, he won’t pressure his colleagues to do the same.
prospect.org
January 22, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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call. your. reps.

202-224-3121
NEWS: While Hakeem Jeffries has announced he's opposing the DHS/ICE funding bill tomorrow, his team is not whipping the vote. Several frontliners are expected to vote yes. There's a difference in leadership between personal vote decisions & unifying the caucus.
From me:
prospect.org/2026/01/21/j...
Jeffries Won’t Whip Vote Against ICE Funding - The American Prospect
While the House Democratic leader announced personal opposition to a funding bill for the Department of Homeland Security, he won’t pressure his colleagues to do the same.
prospect.org
January 21, 2026 at 11:51 PM
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If the White House Press Corps is going to be the audience for the Donald Trump Variety Hour I think they have an obligation to report that the man cannot string together a single coherent thought, and they should also describe in plain language the horrific and racist things he says.
January 20, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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Ben Gibbard must answer for this.
THE POSTAL SERVICE IS A PRIVATIZED MILITARY FORCE?!
January 21, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
16 Windiana!
January 20, 2026 at 4:18 AM
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Evergreen Comix.
January 19, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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ICE agents when a guy in a bathrobe standing out in -20 weather tells them to each shit
January 18, 2026 at 7:48 PM
This is so fucking stupid. I've driven from jersey into Yonkers for movies a bunch. It depends on the theater and the movie, and besides, Teddy here's a fucking idiot.
January 17, 2026 at 12:39 AM
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January 16, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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ICE hired a journalist without a background check, drug test, or anything else. They gave her a six minute interview and then listed her on their website as having joined ICE.

This journalist was/is my friend @laurajedeed.bsky.social

youtu.be/x9H7Li9NShA
You’ve Heard About Who ICE Is Recruiting. The Truth Is Far Worse. I’m the Proof.
What happens when you do minimal screening before hiring agents, arming them, and sending them into the streets? We're all finding out.
slate.com
January 15, 2026 at 8:28 PM