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GEORGE: These days you need a Steam account if you want to hang out with women! It's a new game every week, Jerry!

JERRY: A new game every week? I thought you were playing that horror extraction game.

GEORGE: They're all horror extraction! It's all the same game, but you pay $20 every time!
March 24, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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March 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
March 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work
March 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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when an american electronic appliance chirps at me: I did not invite you to speak. I despise you. I wish to destroy you

when a japanese appliance chirps at me: You are my little friend. You are my companion in the journey of life
March 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Gov. Walz: If you need a little boost during the day, check out Tesla stock.
March 19, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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March 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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i think if you still defend dem leadership after this you should be studied in a lab to figure out what’s wrong with you. unfortunately that lab has also been defunded
March 14, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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true ally
March 13, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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today marks the first time in american history where a car company has been allowed to dictate government policy if you ignore every other day since the invention of the automobile
March 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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March 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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March 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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RIP George Lowe

Your whole career was amazing, but it would've been legendary even if you'd only executed this line reading:
March 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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smoking weed in the cool night air while staring at the stars and yearning (i am very effete and mysterious)
February 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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me rolling out of the target parking lot after my tax return hits
February 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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February 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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There’s something happening in this country.
Teachers teach. We need a leaderful movement, and there are leaders all around us.
February 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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February 21, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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February 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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February 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Me after google maps offers a reroute that saves 5 minutes but it actually adds 10 minutes and takes me through stop and start small town traffic
February 20, 2025 at 1:44 PM
When you go beyond being a DPS main to living a DPS lifestyle
February 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Katsushi Murakami
February 16, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Felt inspired
January 29, 2025 at 6:58 AM