Amanda
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Like, 96% sarcasm. Books and comics and nonsense. 💅
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Crockett: "The US is falling apart, partially bc he's allowing for killings in the street, but also bc we have a 34 count convicted felon being shielded from any type of accountability as it relates to a child sex trafficking ring. I don't understand why we're pretending any of this is normal."
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Crockett: "The US is falling apart, partially bc he's allowing for killings in the street, but also bc we have a 34 count convicted felon being shielded from any type of accountability as it relates to a child sex trafficking ring. I don't understand why we're pretending any of this is normal."
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Gemini: On returning alone from your jungle expedition no one will believe a new species of carnivorous plant ate your fellow botanists. Especially with all those pounds you packed on.
February 10, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Gemini: On returning alone from your jungle expedition no one will believe a new species of carnivorous plant ate your fellow botanists. Especially with all those pounds you packed on.
I moved house today and just boiled myself in the bathtub like a good soup seasoned with epsom salts and *maybe* I won’t feel like death warmed over tomorrow
February 11, 2026 at 2:54 AM
I moved house today and just boiled myself in the bathtub like a good soup seasoned with epsom salts and *maybe* I won’t feel like death warmed over tomorrow
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Pam Bondi says the system will collapse if she prosecuted everyone who is in those files... well, don't threaten me with a good time if you aren't gonna follow through. Geez.
February 10, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Pam Bondi says the system will collapse if she prosecuted everyone who is in those files... well, don't threaten me with a good time if you aren't gonna follow through. Geez.
We’ve seen Bad Bunny, but what about Bunny Bueno?
February 9, 2026 at 1:46 AM
We’ve seen Bad Bunny, but what about Bunny Bueno?
Toby, my younger cat, has carnival music between his ears. He does not understand things like “be both on top of and under the blankie” are hard to do, or that “put paw in mom’s mouth” makes her unhappy.
February 8, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Toby, my younger cat, has carnival music between his ears. He does not understand things like “be both on top of and under the blankie” are hard to do, or that “put paw in mom’s mouth” makes her unhappy.
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We say "believe women" and "oh but his books are so important" in the same breath. "Believe women" and "that fourteen-year-old led him on, he's a genius, we need him." "Believe woman" and "we prefer the wolf."
February 6, 2026 at 12:14 AM
We say "believe women" and "oh but his books are so important" in the same breath. "Believe women" and "that fourteen-year-old led him on, he's a genius, we need him." "Believe woman" and "we prefer the wolf."
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I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
February 2, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
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Med check for anyone who needs it.
Brought to you by omg I should have taken something HOURS ago.
Brought to you by omg I should have taken something HOURS ago.
February 2, 2026 at 10:09 AM
Med check for anyone who needs it.
Brought to you by omg I should have taken something HOURS ago.
Brought to you by omg I should have taken something HOURS ago.
Tell me your pet’s name with a gif.
January 23, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Tell me your pet’s name with a gif.
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Sixteen years ago, the Supreme Court decided that corporations are people under the First Amendment.
Today, sold-out politicians block progress on all fronts to appease their corporate donors.
Citizens United is among the worst decisions in history. It corrupts our system every day.
Today, sold-out politicians block progress on all fronts to appease their corporate donors.
Citizens United is among the worst decisions in history. It corrupts our system every day.
January 21, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Sixteen years ago, the Supreme Court decided that corporations are people under the First Amendment.
Today, sold-out politicians block progress on all fronts to appease their corporate donors.
Citizens United is among the worst decisions in history. It corrupts our system every day.
Today, sold-out politicians block progress on all fronts to appease their corporate donors.
Citizens United is among the worst decisions in history. It corrupts our system every day.
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Starting 24 hours from now, #AO3 will be down for about 15 hours while we make some improvements to searching bookmarks and series. More information: ao3-news.org/maint2026012...
[update] Scheduled: #AO3 will be down for about 15 hours starting at 08:00 UTC on January 21 while we make some improvements to searching bookmarks and series.
AO3 Maintenance
#AO3 will be down for about 15 hours starting at 08:00 UTC on January 21 while we make some improvements to searching bookmarks and series.
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January 20, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Starting 24 hours from now, #AO3 will be down for about 15 hours while we make some improvements to searching bookmarks and series. More information: ao3-news.org/maint2026012...
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terrifying to think that if Kendrick was even an inch taller all of his hater energy would be diffused over more mass and he wouldn't rap as good (he raps well because the hate is dense like a neutron star)
January 11, 2026 at 12:12 AM
terrifying to think that if Kendrick was even an inch taller all of his hater energy would be diffused over more mass and he wouldn't rap as good (he raps well because the hate is dense like a neutron star)
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The Cardiff Lions do an annual Drag Rugby charity match for children’s charities and it’s as beautiful as you imagined
January 10, 2026 at 7:45 PM
The Cardiff Lions do an annual Drag Rugby charity match for children’s charities and it’s as beautiful as you imagined
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インターネットスラング鳥用語、BirbとBorb定期解説
私がよく使っている単語”birb”はインターネットスラングで「トリチャン」のことです。日本人が犬のことをイッヌと言うのに近いニュアンス。
元々Borb（Bird/鳥 + Orb/玉）という「まんまるな鳥」を意味するスラングがあって、Birbは「まんまるとは限らないが、さりとてかわいいトリチャン」ぐらいの汎用的なポジションです。
#ArtworkMoa810
元々Borb（Bird/鳥 + Orb/玉）という「まんまるな鳥」を意味するスラングがあって、Birbは「まんまるとは限らないが、さりとてかわいいトリチャン」ぐらいの汎用的なポジションです。
#ArtworkMoa810
January 8, 2026 at 12:30 PM
インターネットスラング鳥用語、BirbとBorb定期解説
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I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
January 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
“This man invented a horrible weapon, hoping it would deter people from fighting because of its deadly force.
He was wrong.”
Repeat ad nauseum
He was wrong.”
Repeat ad nauseum
January 7, 2026 at 9:10 PM
“This man invented a horrible weapon, hoping it would deter people from fighting because of its deadly force.
He was wrong.”
Repeat ad nauseum
He was wrong.”
Repeat ad nauseum
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this is how every outlet should refer to X
January 6, 2026 at 5:11 PM
this is how every outlet should refer to X
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