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sappho marx
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pinball princess of the trans fernando valley

there is no courthouse here and no window. no bricks are thrown.
I heard they're doing an all zelda remake of home alone starring macaulay skullkid
November 25, 2025 at 1:12 PM
ol' fuck face himself
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I was at a party once five or six years ago and some lady showed up a few hours in with a giant bag of popeye's sides. just a ton of mashed potatoes and fries and red beans and rice and biscuits and shit. she goes "whoever has an extra joint gets first pick" and I've never produced a J faster
tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
wow, new veronica and new homestar on the same day? what a time to be alive
It's Monday. So I thought I'd checka my email.
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
November 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I've been sitting on it for a while now but since it's out I can finally say: I fuckin love The Terrible Song
these songs' only real sin is HANGING AROUND in my files for a long time, which is not their fault. they are varied and fun and casual and strange and silly and extreme and they all deserve some sunlight!
November 24, 2025 at 1:03 PM
vernographers and lacuniacs rejoice! a new record is out
November 24, 2025 at 12:13 PM
sonic sez: "every good boy deserves fudge" does not apply to dogs
November 24, 2025 at 8:35 AM
new veronica just dropped
November 24, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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the whole "don't play the game, just watch a video on youtube that will explain its story to you" is so disheartening because the issue of accessibility is genuinely really important but it's always just people who want to be spoon-fed nicely quantifiable information
November 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
We tell ourselves stories in order to live, Charlie Brown
We have such sights to show you, Charlie Brown.
You’re not wrong, Charlie Brown, you’re just an asshole.
November 24, 2025 at 6:51 AM
it's nice that they didn't make him say "I hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record"
November 24, 2025 at 5:40 AM
each slice cut at a perfect 72° angle, just like they do in italy
November 24, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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Everybody at the airport always flips the fuck out about my "I have a bomb" neck tattoo even though I have a doctor's note
November 24, 2025 at 5:01 AM
like most people, I cut my frozen pizza into fifths
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 AM
November 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
( me after seeing two guys in any context whatsoever) Well well well if it isnt the Nutting Associates
November 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
from political to psychosexual, thrillers must be stylish
One thing I love is a stylish thriller
November 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
DANCE

oh okay that sounds nice I do love-

INTO THE FIRE

oh no thanks simon, that sounds less fun
November 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Throughout their songwriting careers, the Gershwins rarely discussed their younger brother, Nathan, who played gutbucket.
February 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
now it's giving me a bunch of posts about women finding their strength after a divorce and buddy, you're four breakups behind the curve
ig keeps recommending this asinine tenderoni nonsense to me because it was the kind of shit my ex would send all the time. there are so many bad drawings of snoopy with captions like "it's okay to cry if you're having a hard time" out there!
November 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
if you're feeling thirsty at the square dance, you can always cool off with an ice cold glass of promenade
November 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Saw some monkeys fucking on the roof of a Tesla
November 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
thinking of buying myself a really high quality rothko print for my bedroom for christmas
November 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I hate that the cat litter I buy says this on the box because a: that's not a twist or a surprise and b: the bag is pretty hard to open
November 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
who, indeed, are devo
1978.

Grievances with SNL.
November 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM