sappho marx
@impormable.bsky.social
pinball princess of the trans fernando valley
there is no courthouse here and no window. no bricks are thrown.
there is no courthouse here and no window. no bricks are thrown.
ol' fuck face himself
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
ol' fuck face himself
each slice cut at a perfect 72° angle, just like they do in italy
November 24, 2025 at 5:19 AM
each slice cut at a perfect 72° angle, just like they do in italy
like most people, I cut my frozen pizza into fifths
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 AM
like most people, I cut my frozen pizza into fifths
( me after seeing two guys in any context whatsoever) Well well well if it isnt the Nutting Associates
November 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
( me after seeing two guys in any context whatsoever) Well well well if it isnt the Nutting Associates
I hate that the cat litter I buy says this on the box because a: that's not a twist or a surprise and b: the bag is pretty hard to open
November 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I hate that the cat litter I buy says this on the box because a: that's not a twist or a surprise and b: the bag is pretty hard to open
baby lemme be your bitter rival
November 22, 2025 at 6:10 AM
baby lemme be your bitter rival
baby lemme stop your juggernaut
November 22, 2025 at 5:40 AM
baby lemme stop your juggernaut
bulleta, c'est moi
November 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
bulleta, c'est moi
(single) girls night
November 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
(single) girls night
what an odd threat
November 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
what an odd threat
say the line, dory!
November 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
say the line, dory!
this is the same guy, to me
November 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
this is the same guy, to me
"it turns out that this much-touted project is not, in fact, a newly recorded podcast, but something that’s been cobbled together from an earlier audiobook that Bell and others recorded fully 15 years ago, and then forgot about"
November 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
"it turns out that this much-touted project is not, in fact, a newly recorded podcast, but something that’s been cobbled together from an earlier audiobook that Bell and others recorded fully 15 years ago, and then forgot about"
oh, they do it with ~waves~
November 20, 2025 at 1:29 PM
oh, they do it with ~waves~
also it didn't land at the time, but the fact that the character who created a slurpee so cold it drove you mad was named bob oppenheimer is very funny
November 20, 2025 at 5:50 AM
also it didn't land at the time, but the fact that the character who created a slurpee so cold it drove you mad was named bob oppenheimer is very funny
also I found a guy who was promised a super brain implant but now just knows a lot of synonyms
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 PM
also I found a guy who was promised a super brain implant but now just knows a lot of synonyms
probably a good idea lmao
November 19, 2025 at 7:04 AM
probably a good idea lmao
the cats are so happy that their old pal space heater is back in town for the winter
November 18, 2025 at 5:14 AM
the cats are so happy that their old pal space heater is back in town for the winter
good beer, bad name
November 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
good beer, bad name
🎵🎶 fix up look sharp 🎶🎵
November 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
🎵🎶 fix up look sharp 🎶🎵
who wore it best?
November 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
who wore it best?