The Guillotine Implier
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413x Russian Battlebots Champion, Grouchy Communist, punished posting postman. Author of the award-winning Human Centipede novelization. I'm a good boy now.
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i've learned that most people who invoke the phrase "purity test" are using it as a shorthand for, and to diminish the entire concept of, "not tolerating overt transphobia and/or racism in a public forum"
Posting this in light of his recent dog piling of smaller accounts trying to get them banned.
February 11, 2026 at 6:23 PM
i've learned that most people who invoke the phrase "purity test" are using it as a shorthand for, and to diminish the entire concept of, "not tolerating overt transphobia and/or racism in a public forum"
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in the Art of War, Sun Tzu has a bit where he says "hey make sure you pay your soldiers actual money because they'll kill your ass if you don't". Good luck with the company credits guys lol
Fuck it hand the troops Monopoly money atp lmaooo
February 11, 2026 at 8:08 PM
in the Art of War, Sun Tzu has a bit where he says "hey make sure you pay your soldiers actual money because they'll kill your ass if you don't". Good luck with the company credits guys lol
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If you wanted people to be less hostile to "AI" then you should have had a different group of liars trying to push it than the ones behind the metaverse, crypto, driverless cars, NFTs etc.
"Sorry but we're only so gullible!"
"Sorry but we're only so gullible!"
April 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
If you wanted people to be less hostile to "AI" then you should have had a different group of liars trying to push it than the ones behind the metaverse, crypto, driverless cars, NFTs etc.
"Sorry but we're only so gullible!"
"Sorry but we're only so gullible!"
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Yelling “I pay your salary, asshole!” at the petting zoo goat
February 11, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Yelling “I pay your salary, asshole!” at the petting zoo goat
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if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there
February 11, 2026 at 3:58 PM
if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there
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like 90% of the time when someone is crowing about "antisemitism on the left" it means "i saw a post i didn't like." ok. i see posts i don't like all the time
February 11, 2026 at 2:50 PM
like 90% of the time when someone is crowing about "antisemitism on the left" it means "i saw a post i didn't like." ok. i see posts i don't like all the time
Joined November 2024 libs sharing an article about atrocities that happened during Biden’s term with his full support: this never would have happened if a Democrat was president
February 11, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Joined November 2024 libs sharing an article about atrocities that happened during Biden’s term with his full support: this never would have happened if a Democrat was president
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watching hundreds of democrats on here SUDDENLY shocked by the thermobaric bombs dropped in Gaza, things that Palestinians have told us were happening for 2 YEARS,
and immediately use that shock to blame people for “not voting for Harris“ because this “wouldn’t have happened under her”
and immediately use that shock to blame people for “not voting for Harris“ because this “wouldn’t have happened under her”
February 11, 2026 at 11:04 AM
watching hundreds of democrats on here SUDDENLY shocked by the thermobaric bombs dropped in Gaza, things that Palestinians have told us were happening for 2 YEARS,
and immediately use that shock to blame people for “not voting for Harris“ because this “wouldn’t have happened under her”
and immediately use that shock to blame people for “not voting for Harris“ because this “wouldn’t have happened under her”
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Sticking a fork into a modern day socket would probably kill a small Victorian child
December 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Sticking a fork into a modern day socket would probably kill a small Victorian child
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A lot of the people who still insist that the Biden administration left nothing on the table when it came to Gaza should have to contend with Harris herself saying that her boss did in fact leave leverage on the table
February 10, 2026 at 3:57 PM
A lot of the people who still insist that the Biden administration left nothing on the table when it came to Gaza should have to contend with Harris herself saying that her boss did in fact leave leverage on the table
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Bro it's so bad. Stancil is admitting he's in contact with ICE, he's filming faces and getting into it with militants at protests, all kinds of foul shit.
February 10, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Bro it's so bad. Stancil is admitting he's in contact with ICE, he's filming faces and getting into it with militants at protests, all kinds of foul shit.
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*extremely Not a Fed voice*
"My internal ICE sources..."
I need everyone telling us we owed Will Stancil an apology to tender their own apologies for being gullible dumbasses, tia
"My internal ICE sources..."
I need everyone telling us we owed Will Stancil an apology to tender their own apologies for being gullible dumbasses, tia
February 10, 2026 at 3:25 PM
*extremely Not a Fed voice*
"My internal ICE sources..."
I need everyone telling us we owed Will Stancil an apology to tender their own apologies for being gullible dumbasses, tia
"My internal ICE sources..."
I need everyone telling us we owed Will Stancil an apology to tender their own apologies for being gullible dumbasses, tia
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Op sec tip I forgot to mention: don’t get friendly with the cops or believe anything they say. But if you have “inside sources” who make you feel like a Very Important Boy, that’s called the Will Stancil Exception and please do tell everyone, it’s great to brag about being a fed!
February 10, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Op sec tip I forgot to mention: don’t get friendly with the cops or believe anything they say. But if you have “inside sources” who make you feel like a Very Important Boy, that’s called the Will Stancil Exception and please do tell everyone, it’s great to brag about being a fed!
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"I'm going to Mars" "I'm going to the moon" You can't even go to visit your children
Elon Musk's ambition to one day settle Mars appears to have taken a back seat for a rather nearer and more achievable goal – sending humans to live on the moon. https://cnn.it/46sbAMm
February 10, 2026 at 12:23 AM
"I'm going to Mars" "I'm going to the moon" You can't even go to visit your children
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My ambition to date Rihanna has taken a back seat for a more achievable goal - dating Rihanna but she’s sad
Elon Musk's ambition to one day settle Mars appears to have taken a back seat for a rather nearer and more achievable goal – sending humans to live on the moon. https://cnn.it/46sbAMm
February 10, 2026 at 12:14 AM
My ambition to date Rihanna has taken a back seat for a more achievable goal - dating Rihanna but she’s sad
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yeah, i read theory
February 9, 2026 at 11:54 PM
yeah, i read theory
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This will seriously disrupt aid getting into the county. Any country that even wants to pretend to care about Cuba and sovereignty needs to bring jet fuel to Cuba immediately
Cuban government has informed airlines that they only have about 24 hours worth of fuel left for planes.
Beyond the obvious damage that suddenly shutting down any country's air travel would have, a not at all small % of food and medicine in Cuba comes by luggage on airlines
efe.com/economia/202...
Beyond the obvious damage that suddenly shutting down any country's air travel would have, a not at all small % of food and medicine in Cuba comes by luggage on airlines
efe.com/economia/202...
Cuba comunica a las aerolíneas que en 24 horas se queda sin combustible para aviones - EFE
El Gobierno de Cuba advirtió a las aerolíneas internacionales que operan en la isla que a partir de este lunes el país se queda sin combustible para aviación.
efe.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:34 PM
This will seriously disrupt aid getting into the county. Any country that even wants to pretend to care about Cuba and sovereignty needs to bring jet fuel to Cuba immediately
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It's so cool how a bunch of kids realized there was a genocide in the middle east in 2023 and now suddenly every major company and government is tripping over their own dicks to turn the world into an Orwllian surveillance state so that never happens again.
Discord leadership only people on planet who think adding age verification to Discord a good idea:
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February 9, 2026 at 10:13 PM
It's so cool how a bunch of kids realized there was a genocide in the middle east in 2023 and now suddenly every major company and government is tripping over their own dicks to turn the world into an Orwllian surveillance state so that never happens again.
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liberals love pointing to this clip as an example of a republican “not being racist,”
while the republican in the clip is being WILDLY RACIST.
while the republican in the clip is being WILDLY RACIST.
Flashback to 2008 when John McCain shut down a racist line of questioning.
I miss this Republican Party.
I miss this Republican Party.
February 9, 2026 at 6:34 PM
liberals love pointing to this clip as an example of a republican “not being racist,”
while the republican in the clip is being WILDLY RACIST.
while the republican in the clip is being WILDLY RACIST.
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The US cutting off oil to Cuba is truly one of the most depraved acts it is possible to imagine. Hospitals will close, food production will collapse, people will starve. It is urgent for US citizens, and every sane person, to oppose this barbarism with all their might.
February 9, 2026 at 9:23 PM
The US cutting off oil to Cuba is truly one of the most depraved acts it is possible to imagine. Hospitals will close, food production will collapse, people will starve. It is urgent for US citizens, and every sane person, to oppose this barbarism with all their might.
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will stancil is a danger to trans people, indigenous people and the actual organizers on the left he claims to be supporting.
February 9, 2026 at 6:07 PM
will stancil is a danger to trans people, indigenous people and the actual organizers on the left he claims to be supporting.
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hi welcome to Denny’s would you like 1 Get-Out-Of-The-Dungeon Free Coupon? trust me you’re gonna want it. to avoid being locked in the Denny’s Dungeon, with the Denny’s Demon.
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
hi welcome to Denny’s would you like 1 Get-Out-Of-The-Dungeon Free Coupon? trust me you’re gonna want it. to avoid being locked in the Denny’s Dungeon, with the Denny’s Demon.
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if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return
February 9, 2026 at 2:43 PM
if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return