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The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 1d
I’m Tyler
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The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 1d
My physical therapist is like my therapist except he gives me exercises and touches me
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The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 2d
“Enlarged to show texture” oh so it’s an illusion. You are incapable of marketing breakfast cereal without malicious lies
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The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 2d
Lunch is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced
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The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 3d
Really bad news Oak Blanco. We only got four measly acorns. I think I missed the window this year and squirrels beat me to em, there’s basically nothin left.

There’s a place outta town where my partner saw a bunch last weekend so might have to go snuffling around there
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The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 3d
Just finished this. One Thousand pieces. Impressed?
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The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 3d
Today after work I’m going to bike around looking for acorns bc the Oregon white oak has become my special interest
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The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 8d
Hey man. Could I get a vegetarian breakfast burrito
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The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 9d
Don’t look now, but I think that guy over there is your dad
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The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 9d
Green grapes, refrigerated. Trust me.
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The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 10d
I’m erring on the side of caution SIKE I’m not erring, never have never will
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The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 14d
I feel safest when I’m verbally abusing you
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The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 17d
Nobody said we have to go fast
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The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 17d
It’s a goddamn outrage
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The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 17d
Anyone wanna do a Shadow Ticket book club?
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The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 17d
I’m still pissed off about Teapot Dome
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The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 18d
I’m sorry about your nephew
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The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 18d
Found some dead rats in my yard. There’s lunch sorted!
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The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 19d
Grocery store for the criminally insane
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The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 21d
Going for my first bike ride since the accident*. It’s been a long road, and I’m not done healing yet, but this is a big milestone!

*: slept on my neck weird
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The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 21d
I’m a roll model—I’m sexy and I’m rolling around like a big wheel!
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The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 22d
Be suspicious of people you meet—any one of them could sabotage you
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The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 22d
The prisoners in my dungeon are being sooo emotional
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The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 24d
It’s been a while since something beggared belief
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The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 24d
Seeing a physical therapist for the first time today. Death 🔜
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