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JennyB
@iheartmaps.bsky.social
I have a dog and she hearts maps too. Geographer. Expert traveler. Even more expert eater of good food. Obsessed with my Busy Bee. Left Texas for the tippy-top of the PNW and never looking back.
He's so damn charming. And so good at this. 🥹
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”

Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Fucking fire 🔥
Crockett: "Now my colleagues want to be the protectors of girls & women. I didn't hear them screaming this when Renee Good was killed in the middle of the street by the same people the vast majority of you just voted to give more money to. It was a lot of crickets, including about the Esptein files"
February 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
What a fantastic idea, sounds like an amazing social program that really pays off 👏👏👏 Let's do this!!
This revolutionary program is making it easier for anyone who wants to start a family to do so, and improving lifelong health outcomes for our littlest residents during the most important early days of their lives.

Let’s break it down:

2/2
January 26, 2026 at 2:28 PM
introduce yourself with five concerts

weird al yankovic
311
live
metallica
the killers
introduce yourself with five concerts

bad religion
carly rae jepsen
taking back sunday
beyonce
the hold steady
introduce yourself with five concerts
(i will do the best)

faith no more
nick cave
jeff rosenstock
grateful dead
neil young
January 22, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Only 19 days into 2026 but we've already peaked.
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 7:33 AM
January 19, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Y'all, he an MD and saying this nonsense
January 18, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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A few months ago, ICE hired me

I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable

And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"

My latest for Slate
You’ve Heard About Who ICE Is Recruiting. The Truth Is Far Worse. I’m the Proof.
What happens when you do minimal screening before hiring agents, arming them, and sending them into the streets? We're all finding out.
slate.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Bravery. Common sense. Knowing the law. May all our friends and neighbors be so lucky to embody the strength of this woman.
This woman is harder than goddamn steel dealing with these goddamn thugs. I want her to be my neighbor.
January 12, 2026 at 8:46 PM
new year, who dis

#MtBaker
January 2, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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LUHAN: Is the FCC an independent agency?

CARR: I think th---

L: Yes or no

C: There's a test for this in the la---

L: It's yes or no, Brendan! On your website, it simply says, man, 'the FCC is independent.' This isn't a trick question

C: The FCC is not

L: So is your website lying?

C: Possibly
December 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Trench coats informally banned from every high school since 98 but the suicide robot is installed on your school laptop automatically
December 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Justice Jackson to Solicitor General Sauer (just now, in Trump v. Slaughter arguments):
December 8, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Oh fuck yeah!!
December 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
December 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I thought we didn't care about fuel efficiency anymore 🤔🤔🤔
Chairman Mao announces his new state-run transportation plan
December 5, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is a delightful timeline cleanse.
THREAD. In her exclusive interview in today's Daily Telegraph Magazine, the actor, influencer and designer Philippa Islington-Smythe (pictured) discusses the price of fame, her controversial new perfume, working with Margot Robbie and how becoming a parent changed her perspective on the world...
November 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
WHEN YOU'RE STILL REFERRING TO THEM AS "GIRLS", YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT CHILDREN FFS
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Did you find them before or after you tried to starve them
Brooke Rollins: "SNAP is a broken program. SNAP is full of corruption. We found 186,000 dead people."
November 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Popcorn for breakfast over here on the west coast best coast
November 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
You cannot convince me that Hassett isn't a real life Colin Robinson. I know I'm drained just by watching that constant smirk and spin to very direct questions. #WWDITS #EnergyVampire

HASSETT: We're comfortable that inflation has come way down

QUINTANILLA: Even though it's been increasing for 5 straight months?

HASSETT: Well I guess there's ups and downs and seasonals
November 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Desperately needed this timeline cleanse 🥰
The emergence of Brian, fully prepared for winter from the ears up:
November 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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It can be hard to do math in your head, while standing up, on national television. Nerve-wracking, too. But even so, in twenty seconds on the air, I did a better job than the President in costing his latest idea and figuring out whether his new idea of a $2,000 rebate check will work. (It won't.)
November 10, 2025 at 1:51 PM