ICE Agents For Pritzker
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Taking the mask off to restore honor and dignity to ICE Agents.
Abolish Trump’s ICE!
We want Pritzker’s ICE!
©2026 IAFP
Abolish Trump’s ICE!
We want Pritzker’s ICE!
©2026 IAFP
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We read you loud and clear, Governor 🫡
Abolish Trump’s ICE!
We want Pritzker’s ICE!
Abolish Trump’s ICE!
We want Pritzker’s ICE!
We can return to those halcyon days when we could deport millions respectably.
Hillary Clinton: "More people were deported under my husband and Barack Obama without killing American citizens and without putting children into detention camps than were in the first Trump term or this first year of Trump's second term."
February 15, 2026 at 5:53 PM
We can return to those halcyon days when we could deport millions respectably.
We need to return to those Halcyon days when Democratic Party civility governed, and we could deport millions without disturbing your brunch.
really interesting to me how many professional political commentators have basically retconned the draconian immigration enforcement policies of Obama and Biden out of existence and have completely swallowed the right wing narrative of immigration enforcement
Not going to read them all because jesus fucking christ but this is nasty work from Friedersdorf
February 12, 2026 at 6:07 PM
We need to return to those Halcyon days when Democratic Party civility governed, and we could deport millions without disturbing your brunch.
Together, we can save ICE!
Our DHS reform demands are exceedingly reasonable.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
February 10, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Together, we can save ICE!
Things go easier for us when landlords and managers snitch out their tenants. And we can do evictions more quickly than courts. Win/Win
DHS repeatedly said that an aggressive apartment raid in Chicago last fall was prompted by intel on a gang takeover.
New documents show the real story behind the raid was to target alleged squatters — with the landlord's blessing.
New documents show the real story behind the raid was to target alleged squatters — with the landlord's blessing.
The Real Story Behind the Midnight Immigration Raid on a Chicago Apartment Building
The Trump administration has claimed the Venezuelan gang Tren de Aragua had taken over the building. But new documents make no mention of the gang and reveal federal agents had information about “ille...
www.propublica.org
February 8, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Things go easier for us when landlords and managers snitch out their tenants. And we can do evictions more quickly than courts. Win/Win
We appreciate Governor Walz using his muscle to run interference for us.
So @governorwalz.mn.gov has his own good squad beating up Americans too. Making them bleed in the street. Someone come tell me again that he can only do so much. well now he's got his guys doing the work ICE isn't allowed to do
Minneapolis: A protester near the Whipple Federal building lies on the ground bleeding after being thrown to the ground by Minnesota State Patrol... more to come at VisuNews.Substack.com and Patreon.com/ZDRoberts
February 8, 2026 at 12:37 AM
We appreciate Governor Walz using his muscle to run interference for us.
“Stop resisting!”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Back up -- start from the beginning."
"Back up -- start from the beginning."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Where are your citations?"
"Where are your citations?"
February 8, 2026 at 12:31 AM
“Stop resisting!”
We’re considering a group to support Walz, though he hasn’t yet fully committed to collaborating with ICE, as Pritzker has.
Fondly remembering the months of weirdness/unhinged comments we got from Pritzker fiends on this app and others for simply (and accurately!) covering state police attacks on protesters outside Broadview. Godspeed to everyone in Minnesota facing the same from the Walz fan club
🚨BREAKING: Local Minneapolis police SWARM ICE protesters making mass arrests in front of ICE prison. One protesters forehead is gushing blood ⬇️
February 8, 2026 at 12:23 AM
We’re considering a group to support Walz, though he hasn’t yet fully committed to collaborating with ICE, as Pritzker has.
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
February 4, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
Many of our agents suffer from auditory disabilities and PTSD. These terrorist devices should be outlawed.
These guys two months ago: ha ha I hope there's a civil war we'll make those LIBERAL BITCHES cry for mercy
These guys now: waaaaaa they're using whistles it's not FAIR waaaaa
(You can get free community safety whistles, quantity 100 to 1000, from here:
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These guys now: waaaaaa they're using whistles it's not FAIR waaaaa
(You can get free community safety whistles, quantity 100 to 1000, from here:
linktr.ee/3Dwhistles
)
Right-wing media figures are furious at activists for using whistles during ICE activity
Right-wing media figures are lashing out at community members in Minnesota for using whistles to alert others of federal immigration enforcement in the area, asserting that whistles should be “conside...
www.mediamatters.org
February 3, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Many of our agents suffer from auditory disabilities and PTSD. These terrorist devices should be outlawed.
We approve of Senator Schumer’s description of cosmetic changes as “common sense reforms.”
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 3, 2026 at 11:40 PM
We approve of Senator Schumer’s description of cosmetic changes as “common sense reforms.”
We ❤️ body cams.
All bodycams are going to do is facilitate a surge in prosecutions for “assaulting agents” and improve data collection about protesters so good work everyone who pushed for that big reform.
February 2, 2026 at 10:32 PM
We ❤️ body cams.
An unfair comparison. We break glass in broad daylight.
Kristalltag, *not* Kristallnacht.
Kristalltag, *not* Kristallnacht.
ICE and CBP agents seem to enjoy gratuitously breaking glass—from car windows to store fronts to homes. It’s an expression of unchecked power and dominance: “We’re in charge. We break and shatter what we want.”
And nights of broken glass have been a harbinger of worse to come.
And nights of broken glass have been a harbinger of worse to come.
January 31, 2026 at 2:40 PM
An unfair comparison. We break glass in broad daylight.
Kristalltag, *not* Kristallnacht.
Kristalltag, *not* Kristallnacht.
She gets it.
Love how former Reporter Against Disinformation Ben Collins has essentially turned The Onion into his own personal cog in the anti-Democratic Party disinformation complex.
January 30, 2026 at 1:07 PM
She gets it.
We thank this sensible Democrat for her extraordinary devotion to the preservation of ICE.
Things are terrible, but we need to be strategic right now.
January 29, 2026 at 5:52 PM
We thank this sensible Democrat for her extraordinary devotion to the preservation of ICE.
Thank goodness for sensible Democrats like Pritzker, Schumer, and Durbin, who are coming to rescue ICE from the irrational demands of the ignorant plebs.
New poll — Abolishing ICE continues its historic surge of support.
46% support
43% oppose
80% of Democrats and 15% of Trump voters support abolishing ICE.
Independents are +8 on the question.
46% support
43% oppose
80% of Democrats and 15% of Trump voters support abolishing ICE.
Independents are +8 on the question.
January 29, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Thank goodness for sensible Democrats like Pritzker, Schumer, and Durbin, who are coming to rescue ICE from the irrational demands of the ignorant plebs.
Another Democrat delivers for ICE. We thank Senator Schumer for finding a path to continue our funding without changing anything of substance about our operations.
The Senate is scheduled to take the first procedural vote on a funding package including DHS funding tomorrow.
Let me be clear: Until ICE is properly reined in and overhauled, the DHS funding bill won’t have the votes to pass the Senate.
Let me be clear: Until ICE is properly reined in and overhauled, the DHS funding bill won’t have the votes to pass the Senate.
January 28, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Another Democrat delivers for ICE. We thank Senator Schumer for finding a path to continue our funding without changing anything of substance about our operations.
Illinois Democrats get it. We thank Senator Durbin for ensuring ICE is fully funded, with some window dressing to fool the suckers back home.
Anadith Danay Reyes Álvarez died in government custody.
She had sickle cell and congenital heart disease but couldn’t access timely and adequate medical care.
We need to reform immigration detention.
She had sickle cell and congenital heart disease but couldn’t access timely and adequate medical care.
We need to reform immigration detention.
January 28, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Illinois Democrats get it. We thank Senator Durbin for ensuring ICE is fully funded, with some window dressing to fool the suckers back home.
President Pritzker’s ICE will restore honor and dignity to deportation workers, focus enforcement on those we accuse of crimes, and bring common sense solutions like body cams and independent investigations of misconduct by agents uninvolved in the alleged misconduct.
NEW FROM OUR PUBLISHER: Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker’s "Abolish Trump's ICE" language is a “bad apples” argument dressed in a trenchcoat.
Read more of this analysis in our RESHAPE newsletter ⬇️
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Read more of this analysis in our RESHAPE newsletter ⬇️
thetriibe.com/reshape/lang...
Language matters: Abolish ICE vs. Abolish “Trump’s ICE” • The TRiiBE
Gov. JB Pritzker’s language is a “bad apples” argument dressed in a trenchcoat.
thetriibe.com
January 28, 2026 at 12:36 AM
President Pritzker’s ICE will restore honor and dignity to deportation workers, focus enforcement on those we accuse of crimes, and bring common sense solutions like body cams and independent investigations of misconduct by agents uninvolved in the alleged misconduct.
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I don't understand why you assume abolish ice means open borders.
I mean, I think Democrats are afraid that other people will think that... But that's why I'm upset they are not using language like "and replace it with something better"
I mean, I think Democrats are afraid that other people will think that... But that's why I'm upset they are not using language like "and replace it with something better"
January 27, 2026 at 5:57 PM
I don't understand why you assume abolish ice means open borders.
I mean, I think Democrats are afraid that other people will think that... But that's why I'm upset they are not using language like "and replace it with something better"
I mean, I think Democrats are afraid that other people will think that... But that's why I'm upset they are not using language like "and replace it with something better"
President Pritzker’s ICE will ensure these rules are followed.
if kamala was president ICE officers would have to show their ID before killing a guy who's just sitting in his car. and they'd have to go through the proper channels before deciding the officer won't be facing any consequences
January 28, 2026 at 12:03 AM
President Pritzker’s ICE will ensure these rules are followed.
Agreed. We need President Pritzker to restore honor and dignity to ICE. Thank you, Governor 🫡
Kristi Noem must resign.
And if she won’t, she must be held accountable and impeached by Congress.
And if she won’t, she must be held accountable and impeached by Congress.
January 27, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Agreed. We need President Pritzker to restore honor and dignity to ICE. Thank you, Governor 🫡
He just needs more training. Repeat after me, Tony: “Dangerous job. Split second decisions. Feared for his life. You weren't there. Wait for the investigation to play out. Should have complied with the officer’s commands. Black on Black crime. Back the blue. Call a crackhead.”
Chicago!
The Bob Loquercio Auto Group's executive VP says the murder of Alex Pretti "is EXACTLY what I voted for."
Please take your business elsewhere and let them know that you are doing so.
www.blautogroup.com/
The Bob Loquercio Auto Group's executive VP says the murder of Alex Pretti "is EXACTLY what I voted for."
Please take your business elsewhere and let them know that you are doing so.
www.blautogroup.com/
January 25, 2026 at 5:15 PM
He just needs more training. Repeat after me, Tony: “Dangerous job. Split second decisions. Feared for his life. You weren't there. Wait for the investigation to play out. Should have complied with the officer’s commands. Black on Black crime. Back the blue. Call a crackhead.”
We’re doing a Pretti Good job under very challenging circumstances.
January 25, 2026 at 3:24 PM
We’re doing a Pretti Good job under very challenging circumstances.
Rahm gets it. He’s been the guiding light on Democratic deportation policy since Clinton.
January 25, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Rahm gets it. He’s been the guiding light on Democratic deportation policy since Clinton.
Dangerous job. Split second decisions. Feared for his life. Video doesn’t tell the whole story. You weren't there. Wait for the investigation to be completed. Should have complied with the officer’s commands. Black on Black crime. Back the blue.
Call a crackhead.
Call a crackhead.
It was an extrajudicial execution. Anyone who defends this is defending a police state.
January 25, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Dangerous job. Split second decisions. Feared for his life. Video doesn’t tell the whole story. You weren't there. Wait for the investigation to be completed. Should have complied with the officer’s commands. Black on Black crime. Back the blue.
Call a crackhead.
Call a crackhead.