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Ian Rasmussen
@ianras.bsky.social
· Nov 10
(taking the substance and coming out even older and fatter) oh bother!
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BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Gregory Bovino Gets Demoted
The Border Patrol chief was the public face of a traveling immigration crackdown on cities governed by Democrats.
www.theatlantic.com
January 26, 2026 at 11:40 PM
BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
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a not insignificant number of people on Threads seem to believe the snow storm was The Government's attempt to refreeze the Leviathan, the world-eating serpent, which was getting loose (to eat the world, I assume)
January 26, 2026 at 4:56 PM
a not insignificant number of people on Threads seem to believe the snow storm was The Government's attempt to refreeze the Leviathan, the world-eating serpent, which was getting loose (to eat the world, I assume)
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The most upsetting thing about this is learning that there are entertaining posts on Threads, even if they’re insane
a not insignificant number of people on Threads seem to believe the snow storm was The Government's attempt to refreeze the Leviathan, the world-eating serpent, which was getting loose (to eat the world, I assume)
January 26, 2026 at 7:09 PM
The most upsetting thing about this is learning that there are entertaining posts on Threads, even if they’re insane
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“Abolish ICE” - ICE www.nytimes.com/2026/01/26/u...
January 26, 2026 at 1:00 PM
“Abolish ICE” - ICE www.nytimes.com/2026/01/26/u...
George HW had to apologize to farmers once when he said he didn't care for broccoli.
January 25, 2026 at 8:36 PM
George HW had to apologize to farmers once when he said he didn't care for broccoli.
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"They've radicalized the Massive Cock subreddit" I say to no one in particular while my wife fills out divorce papers
January 25, 2026 at 6:33 PM
"They've radicalized the Massive Cock subreddit" I say to no one in particular while my wife fills out divorce papers
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I don't think it matters whether or not Alex Pretti had a gun www.theverge.com/policy/86745...
It doesn’t matter if Alex Pretti had a gun
Nonviolence is a double standard
www.theverge.com
January 25, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I don't think it matters whether or not Alex Pretti had a gun www.theverge.com/policy/86745...
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Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.
White. Hot. Rage.
White. Hot. Rage.
January 24, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.
White. Hot. Rage.
White. Hot. Rage.
Seems like a good system to create a job that attracts those with the least amount of humanity and empathy and then arm them and give them blanket immunity for murder
January 24, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Seems like a good system to create a job that attracts those with the least amount of humanity and empathy and then arm them and give them blanket immunity for murder
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There is evil and then there is this
Two women trained as first responders were abducted by three ICE agents. One of the agents starts seizing. The other two don’t know what to do. The women jump into action and save the agent’s life, only to be re-handcuffed and processed.
www.startribune.com/detained-by-...
www.startribune.com/detained-by-...
Detained by ICE, two women became first responders during agent’s seizure
The women say they guided agents through the emergency, later raising concerns about medical protocols, weapons safety and accountability.
www.startribune.com
January 24, 2026 at 12:33 AM
There is evil and then there is this
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Coaly D, has been stolen by the actual Trump administration.
My prized creation, Coaly D, is the head of the radicoal.us Kids Club. "Coaly" is the admin's new mascot.
The dumbest shit I could make up in five minutes to annoy friends is now an official AI art propaganda character. USA! USA!
My prized creation, Coaly D, is the head of the radicoal.us Kids Club. "Coaly" is the admin's new mascot.
The dumbest shit I could make up in five minutes to annoy friends is now an official AI art propaganda character. USA! USA!
January 24, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Coaly D, has been stolen by the actual Trump administration.
My prized creation, Coaly D, is the head of the radicoal.us Kids Club. "Coaly" is the admin's new mascot.
The dumbest shit I could make up in five minutes to annoy friends is now an official AI art propaganda character. USA! USA!
My prized creation, Coaly D, is the head of the radicoal.us Kids Club. "Coaly" is the admin's new mascot.
The dumbest shit I could make up in five minutes to annoy friends is now an official AI art propaganda character. USA! USA!
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philosopher youtubers love to be like "take this chair, for example,"
January 24, 2026 at 2:09 AM
philosopher youtubers love to be like "take this chair, for example,"
Getting a babe from the gay bartender >>>>>> getting a boss from the food cart guy
January 24, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Getting a babe from the gay bartender >>>>>> getting a boss from the food cart guy
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Voted for ICE funding
I’ll keep plugging away to make sure that Americans’ hard-earned tax dollars are being invested in an effective, durable, and responsible way.
January 22, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Voted for ICE funding
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez got to be the only Reed graduate who is also a cop.
January 22, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez got to be the only Reed graduate who is also a cop.
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There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy
Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
January 22, 2026 at 2:27 AM
There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy
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I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally
January 22, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally