ianbobmorris.bsky.social
ianbobmorris.bsky.social
ianbobmorris.bsky.social
@ianbobmorris.bsky.social
he/him
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would like to register my take that Matt Walsh just got COVID
Late-stage MAGA means accepting that things will never be great again
November 19, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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Look uh, sometimes?

Sometimes, the computers just get haunted.

Something gets Spooky, we dunno why, you restart the machine, it's fixed. Why? Dunno. Gamma rays? Ham sandwich? Who's to say.

Computers. Spooky Electric Rock Ghosts.
do you believe in ghosts or are you like me, a person who finds themself saying all the time “I absolutely don’t believe in ghosts, but this place has ghosts.”
November 19, 2025 at 6:21 AM
@nerdskull.bsky.social with polls you can get very different numbers if you use different words
November 19, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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props to WSJ for once on a useful notion, ADMIN PARTY for everybody
November 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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this, all day right now

(unmute, it’s a bop)
November 19, 2025 at 2:32 AM
@eleanor.lockhart.contact watching for all mankind makes me think about how solar power is considered liberal because of who was pushing for it, being a spin off tech from the space cold war makes solar power a patriotic technology that every supports
November 19, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Fox chyron reads "ANTI-ICE PROTESTS ROCK CHARLOTTE" while in the background on their liveshot you can see people in frog and dinosaur costumes
November 19, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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One fun thing about the bipartisan scotus approved tiktok ban is it comes with a $5k per install fine, almost a trillion dollars in total. A Pam bondi letter saying it’s fine to violate to law doesn’t negate that. The next admin should use that as a point of leverage
until the hate machine (social media, tech/media oligarchs, legacy media captured by said oligarchs) is torn out at the root it's like fighting against the tide, you're just holding out until the regression reaches a point of universal consensus that you basically have no choice but appeasement
anti immigrant sentiment needs to be seen as an existential threat to liberal democracies and liberal parties and more importantly responded to as such.
November 18, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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sports and videogames are both options if all you care about is feeling like a winner, like you can just build a Sim-drowning device and take their simoleons instead of killing people for points irl
You can't even say 'at least these people want political power', because they obviously don't want to do anything with political power, they just want to see a number on a screen.
November 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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they made a pride flag for being Evil
how dumb do they think we are?
November 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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i cannot make fun of this without being a hypocrite, i have a whole mini-essay about dead internet subcultures in the context of collapsed civilizations and their descendents
Because I absolutely had to find the the source to the very odd inclusion among these on Wikipedia
November 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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I think there was a sizable "give the libs the middle finger" vote who are then shocked and hurt that the libs are mad at them instead of calling them adorable little rapscallions.
"I voted for Donald Trump. It felt like the biggest middle finger I’ve ever raised to the party I’d supported for most of my adult life." - Evan Barker.

Has the man she voted for delivered for her now?
November 19, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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AOC: Should this AI bubble pop, we should not be entertaining a bailout of these corporations while healthcare is being denied to Americans and SNAP is being denied to Americans —
November 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
@mike10010100.com watched ep one of season 2 of for all mankind, it makes sense that republicans would be willing to support solar power in that alternate timeline if it was part of the great patriotic space race.
November 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Reminds me of my first ever HOA meeting (renting a condo as an apartment, that was a mistake)
November 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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An age old NextDoor dot com question: Why are renters allowed to vote? What next, should we let animals vote?
I will never get used to people saying this, and with their real names! @nextdoorsv.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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You probably shouldn't do whatever it takes to center stage in the narrative-

But you must- absolutely- not allow anyone else to write your story

Or never be a Tavros
November 19, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Recently refreshed myself on a bunch of homestuck stuff and-

Wow does it still feel relevant to an increasing chaotic, context collapsed world
November 19, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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My "Jeff Bezos is literally writing WaPo's unsigned editorials" theory remains undefeated.
You guys realize that taxing people to pay for services isn't socialism, right? This is just how governments work.
November 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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You say that, but you should see some of the call-out posts on Tumblr.
ao3 fics that have miles-long disclaimers at the start about how they do not endorse the characters actions and this is not a reflection of my opinions and like jesus nobody thinks you support dimitri fire emblem using felix as a step stool
November 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say.
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say
According to Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges, officers started the three-day sting on Nov. 5. They used several methods to find people who were attempting to solicit a 17-year-old girl for sex.
www.cbsnews.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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The modern US government, under anyone in the past 20 years except the Trump 2.0 kleptokakistocrats, in an actual existential crisis, could in all likelihood turn couch potatoes into competent frontline combat troops in 2 years tops.
As I’ve said in the past people have always complained that draftees were weak and unfit for the physical demands of combat.

It’s just now we can FIX it with nutrition and exercise and medicine in ways the draft boards of WWII couldn’t.
November 19, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Nazis: we think ALL white people should have healthcare

Red-brown fools: oh my god, they’re outflanking the Democrats on the left
November 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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just learned we won an award for our blog post about Tom Holland and stormwater management.

remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
What Tom Holland’s historic lip-sync showcase taught us about stormwater management
Grab your umbrella and your tights.
neorsd.medium.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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This is a beautiful demonstration of what the Internet is good for. Congratulations, NE Ohio Regional Sewer District!
just learned we won an award for our blog post about Tom Holland and stormwater management.

remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
What Tom Holland’s historic lip-sync showcase taught us about stormwater management
Grab your umbrella and your tights.
neorsd.medium.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM