Ebony Jones - Head Know It All In Charge
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Ebony Jones - Head Know It All In Charge
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Something witty. Something smart. Something about twitter. Something about art.

5’9”. Millennial. Cashapp $Huegolden
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If you’re looking for good foreign language tv, I’ll make a thread of things I’ve liked. For starters, please watch Murder Mindfully. It’s in German (and sounds better in German to me) but you can watch it in English.
Oh brother.
May 20, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Gave Thor shrimp with his kibble today and I’m about to pick up his speech buttons. If he asks me for food ONE MORE TIME
May 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
A secret third thing:

I just carry extra stuff in my arms until I collapse at the register.
I got a question for US.

Let’s say you’re in the grocery store.

You pickup a hand basket and later realize (basket full) that you will need a buggy. Do you walk out the store with the basket in hand or do you put the basket down in the store and grab the buggy and come back to it.
May 19, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I ordered like 5 things from instacart. I thought it was coming from about 20 miles away. It is coming from FIFTY MILES AWAY! I offered to meet the shopper but she said she was cool. I tipped on the app. Is $10 cash a good addition to give her?
May 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Someone send me that video of the pretty Black decorator working with neurodivergent clients.
May 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
How I eat my wings.
May 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
This is missing a key point about gingers being Irish, in which case, Irish people were not included in the category of whiteness until much later.

However, people don’t know the difference between Scottish and Irish and often misconstrued all red heads (who were probably Scottish) as Irish.
I understand that gingers have historically been bullied and even maybe ostracized in British society, but it is truly absurd to say that they have been excluded from the category of "white people" or ever have been. That's not how any of this works.
May 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Why I have always been a marvel fan.

www.history.com/articles/sta...
How Stan Lee's X-Men Were Inspired by Civil Rights Heroes
Did Stan Lee support the civil rights movement through comics?
www.history.com
May 19, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Reposted by Ebony Jones - Head Know It All In Charge
Question for #langsky

Why do we sit "in" a chair, but "on" a couch?
May 18, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Good? Girl?
May 19, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Megan Thee Stallion as Storm would EAT.
Marvel fans!!! Tap in!!!

Y’all here for this or naw?

This is just a rumor… but could be real!!!

#Marvel
#MCU
#Storm
#CynthiaErivo
May 19, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Had a time in the town today.
May 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Hello.
Speaking of which. Shout out to all the 5'9"+ women for being striking as hell. Also wear them heels and really set shit off
May 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Reached a huge goal today and I couldn’t be more proud of myself.
May 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
From Halle Berry?
May 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Had to take some teenagers to school and these girls are wearing bralette tops and booty shorts to class.

I got suspended because my skirt was 3” above my knee, in 6th grade.

I got sent to the principals office because I had on a spaghetti strap tank top and no bra.

Times sure have changed.
May 18, 2025 at 6:29 AM
How would you know it’s only outside when you’re outside if you’re not outside the whole day?
YALL YALL!!! This is the red bird that follows me every morning on my walks! I told yall! It’s only outside when Im outside in the AM and it follows me the whole walk
May 18, 2025 at 6:20 AM
This appeals directly to my personal niche interests and made me chuckle.
An underrated dudes rock thing is the thriving community of guys playing bass on YouTube, because they’re very wholesome and excited and the video will be them going do do doo do doo do in a way that impresses absolutely no one but people who also love playing the bass
May 18, 2025 at 6:18 AM
If I could put a different head on that man’s body, I would watch every video.
May 18, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Literally so is everything else the government spends on.
Daily Reminder: Social Security is OUR money!
May 18, 2025 at 6:14 AM
My dream car is a Maybach GLS 600.
My dream car is a suburban. An all black suburban. I can’t wait to get it omg.

Do yall have a dream car?
May 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Not sure how The Gentlemen series became my comfort watch, but here we are.
May 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Banana pudding is a refrigerator pie.

Hope that helps.
May 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Proof I don’t need to carry a gun in my car just occurred.
May 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM