Diriector_Doc
@diriectordoc.bsky.social
I'm a human, using social media as a human does.
Account made: 2024-Feb-08
Account made: 2024-Feb-08
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I'm going to start spelling the study of animals as "zooölogy" and no one can stop me.
November 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I'm going to start spelling the study of animals as "zooölogy" and no one can stop me.
Nahuatl me whip.
Nahuatl me nae nae.
Nahuatl me nae nae.
November 4, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Nahuatl me whip.
Nahuatl me nae nae.
Nahuatl me nae nae.
I donated blood today, and it went pretty well.
This time, I didn't become light-headed until AFTERWARD. Success!
This time, I didn't become light-headed until AFTERWARD. Success!
November 4, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I donated blood today, and it went pretty well.
This time, I didn't become light-headed until AFTERWARD. Success!
This time, I didn't become light-headed until AFTERWARD. Success!
Hallowe'en is the least-scary day of the year because you're expecting a surprise.
April 1 is the most-scary day of the year because you're expecting a surprise.
April 1 is the most-scary day of the year because you're expecting a surprise.
November 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Hallowe'en is the least-scary day of the year because you're expecting a surprise.
April 1 is the most-scary day of the year because you're expecting a surprise.
April 1 is the most-scary day of the year because you're expecting a surprise.
You know how when you look at an unfamiliar script, you think to yourself, "all these symbols look the same; doesn't it get confusing?"
Well, I just had that experience with my own handwriting...And no, even though all the symbols look the same, I was not confused.
Well, I just had that experience with my own handwriting...And no, even though all the symbols look the same, I was not confused.
October 31, 2025 at 3:49 PM
You know how when you look at an unfamiliar script, you think to yourself, "all these symbols look the same; doesn't it get confusing?"
Well, I just had that experience with my own handwriting...And no, even though all the symbols look the same, I was not confused.
Well, I just had that experience with my own handwriting...And no, even though all the symbols look the same, I was not confused.
A door is a temporary wall.
A doorway is just a fancy hole.
A doorway is just a fancy hole.
October 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
A door is a temporary wall.
A doorway is just a fancy hole.
A doorway is just a fancy hole.
Back in my day, when we wanted to accuse a photo of being faked, we called it "photoshopped."
October 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Back in my day, when we wanted to accuse a photo of being faked, we called it "photoshopped."
The "unmute" button on social media videos should skip the video ahead a few seconds and drop you right when the teaching actually begins.
October 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The "unmute" button on social media videos should skip the video ahead a few seconds and drop you right when the teaching actually begins.
I find it funny that in 1994, a Swedish band made a song that makes fun of Americans, and it was so accurate that it became their unnoficial anthem.
October 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I find it funny that in 1994, a Swedish band made a song that makes fun of Americans, and it was so accurate that it became their unnoficial anthem.
It's not judgement, it's making fun. There's a difference.
October 20, 2025 at 3:18 AM
It's not judgement, it's making fun. There's a difference.
Thank you, Google Search AI Overview. Not for providing me with accurate information, because you *definitely* didn't do that; but because you made me more avid about checking my facts and finding the right sources for my information, instead of relying on the top result.
October 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Thank you, Google Search AI Overview. Not for providing me with accurate information, because you *definitely* didn't do that; but because you made me more avid about checking my facts and finding the right sources for my information, instead of relying on the top result.
Hey @vanillatweaks.net
I noticed your website has a fun little soyjack variation of the trial vault.
Many years ago, I made my own texture for the observer that I have been using ever since. The file says 2020, but I think it's older.
What do you think? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(made for Programmer Art)
I noticed your website has a fun little soyjack variation of the trial vault.
Many years ago, I made my own texture for the observer that I have been using ever since. The file says 2020, but I think it's older.
What do you think? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(made for Programmer Art)
October 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Hey @vanillatweaks.net
I noticed your website has a fun little soyjack variation of the trial vault.
Many years ago, I made my own texture for the observer that I have been using ever since. The file says 2020, but I think it's older.
What do you think? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(made for Programmer Art)
I noticed your website has a fun little soyjack variation of the trial vault.
Many years ago, I made my own texture for the observer that I have been using ever since. The file says 2020, but I think it's older.
What do you think? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(made for Programmer Art)
Sometimes I forget Luxembourg is a monarchy
October 4, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Sometimes I forget Luxembourg is a monarchy
I challenge someone to approach an English learner and try to explain to them the difference between "a piece of my mind" and "peace of mind."
October 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I challenge someone to approach an English learner and try to explain to them the difference between "a piece of my mind" and "peace of mind."
Me: Says "Bering Strait."
Auto Captions: "Bearing Straight?" Yes, that's definitely what you said. In context, it makes perfect sense.
Auto Captions: "Bearing Straight?" Yes, that's definitely what you said. In context, it makes perfect sense.
September 28, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Me: Says "Bering Strait."
Auto Captions: "Bearing Straight?" Yes, that's definitely what you said. In context, it makes perfect sense.
Auto Captions: "Bearing Straight?" Yes, that's definitely what you said. In context, it makes perfect sense.
Person A: [Shows a passion toward anything]
Person B: "Have you ever been diagnosed with autism?"
Person B: "Have you ever been diagnosed with autism?"
September 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Person A: [Shows a passion toward anything]
Person B: "Have you ever been diagnosed with autism?"
Person B: "Have you ever been diagnosed with autism?"
There are people who can solve a Rubik's Cube in under 10 seconds, but it takes the average person 15 seconds to find the end of a roll of tape.
September 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
There are people who can solve a Rubik's Cube in under 10 seconds, but it takes the average person 15 seconds to find the end of a roll of tape.
Random linguistical ramble
Words with the prefix tele- can be separated by "initial stress" and "middle stress"
Television
Telegram
Telekinesis
Telephony
Telepathy
Telemetry
I do see a pattern that ending in Y has some effect on the emphasis.
Words with the prefix tele- can be separated by "initial stress" and "middle stress"
Television
Telegram
Telekinesis
Telephony
Telepathy
Telemetry
I do see a pattern that ending in Y has some effect on the emphasis.
September 17, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Random linguistical ramble
Words with the prefix tele- can be separated by "initial stress" and "middle stress"
Television
Telegram
Telekinesis
Telephony
Telepathy
Telemetry
I do see a pattern that ending in Y has some effect on the emphasis.
Words with the prefix tele- can be separated by "initial stress" and "middle stress"
Television
Telegram
Telekinesis
Telephony
Telepathy
Telemetry
I do see a pattern that ending in Y has some effect on the emphasis.
If I were a movie producer, I would obtain licenses for well-known songs, but I would never use the iconic part.
Like, I'd get a license for AWOLNATION's Run, but I wouldn't use the bass drop.
Or, Baha Men's Who Let The Dogs Out, but I'd never play the chorus.
Just to mess with people....
Like, I'd get a license for AWOLNATION's Run, but I wouldn't use the bass drop.
Or, Baha Men's Who Let The Dogs Out, but I'd never play the chorus.
Just to mess with people....
September 15, 2025 at 11:12 PM
If I were a movie producer, I would obtain licenses for well-known songs, but I would never use the iconic part.
Like, I'd get a license for AWOLNATION's Run, but I wouldn't use the bass drop.
Or, Baha Men's Who Let The Dogs Out, but I'd never play the chorus.
Just to mess with people....
Like, I'd get a license for AWOLNATION's Run, but I wouldn't use the bass drop.
Or, Baha Men's Who Let The Dogs Out, but I'd never play the chorus.
Just to mess with people....
Sometimes I mix up my East and West, which is weird because I never mix up my Left and Right, nor my North and South.
September 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Sometimes I mix up my East and West, which is weird because I never mix up my Left and Right, nor my North and South.
If you pronounce non-existant vowels when saying an acronym, congratulations, you just invented an abjad.
September 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
If you pronounce non-existant vowels when saying an acronym, congratulations, you just invented an abjad.
We should do away with the over-generalized film rating; PG, PG13, R.
Instead, there should be content warnings, and grade of severity.
Take Sunstance Use for example.
How hard are the substances? Is it used by the MC? Does it happen on-screen?
Some themes are more mature than others.
Instead, there should be content warnings, and grade of severity.
Take Sunstance Use for example.
How hard are the substances? Is it used by the MC? Does it happen on-screen?
Some themes are more mature than others.
September 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
We should do away with the over-generalized film rating; PG, PG13, R.
Instead, there should be content warnings, and grade of severity.
Take Sunstance Use for example.
How hard are the substances? Is it used by the MC? Does it happen on-screen?
Some themes are more mature than others.
Instead, there should be content warnings, and grade of severity.
Take Sunstance Use for example.
How hard are the substances? Is it used by the MC? Does it happen on-screen?
Some themes are more mature than others.
Etymologically speaking, avocados are technically a nut.
August 22, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Etymologically speaking, avocados are technically a nut.
If I'm not supposed to keep my Social in my wallet, then why wallet-shaped?
August 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
If I'm not supposed to keep my Social in my wallet, then why wallet-shaped?
#langsky I call upon yee with a simple yet brainracking question.
Can you think of a word (not a proper noun) with more silent letters than the word "nightlight" (4 silent letters)
Can you think of a word (not a proper noun) with more silent letters than the word "nightlight" (4 silent letters)
August 20, 2025 at 5:58 AM
#langsky I call upon yee with a simple yet brainracking question.
Can you think of a word (not a proper noun) with more silent letters than the word "nightlight" (4 silent letters)
Can you think of a word (not a proper noun) with more silent letters than the word "nightlight" (4 silent letters)