Houston Bass
houstonb.bsky.social
Houston Bass
@houstonb.bsky.social
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I fortunately haven't seen any "3D platformers are dying / dead" claims lately, but just in case that claim's still lingering, here's a list of *some* of the 3D platformers that are (as far as I'm aware) currently slated to release in 2026.

Or already have, in the case of Big Hops.
January 16, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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love watching my dog roll around on the carpet with his gut full of $700 worth of medicine. enjoy it my man. i gotta go to work
September 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Running over a bunch of fuckin sticks and rocks with the lawnmower and just letting that shit pelt the shit out of my legs. Fuck you and fuck me
April 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Peep THIS Out, Joey’s World Tour, Ken Domik, Crazy Food Crew, Daym Drops, Amazing Random Products, Outlaws Generation, Caffeine Man, Baking Diva, Ghostbusters News, Badlands Chugs, Geoff Esper, and Grace Randolph
going to go out on a limb and imagine this guy's not actually very good at conversations
August 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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we were walking downtown and a guy drove by and rolled down his window to yell happy father's day at me. that's how ya know you got too much kids
June 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Romolla's interesting Steam Deck tip
📺: @romolla.bsky.social
May 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Getting 'lol'-ed by customer service is absolutely wild
📺: @romolla.bsky.social
April 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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i like to play with max sensitivity on in FPS games so that when people watch their kill cam and see it, they know a real empath was here
January 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Gen ai is poisoning our power grid, stealing intellectual property, using precious water, and ruining the internet with unreliable information and garbage imagery. Don't use it, and don't normalize it, even for laughs.
December 27, 2024 at 7:00 PM