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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 5h

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Daniel Kennedy @fliglman.bsky.social · 5h

yer man the other day thought he'd gotten away with it because he wasn't on the poster, so close, so close

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 3d

If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.

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Daniel Kennedy @fliglman.bsky.social · 6h

No Idea, they were heading vaguely East?

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Daniel Kennedy @fliglman.bsky.social · 6h

Derren Brown does sound like a better euphemism for a toilet though

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Daniel Kennedy @fliglman.bsky.social · 6h

a David Blaine is when you move it out to the balcony

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Daniel Kennedy @fliglman.bsky.social · 6h

having seen the pictures I have a lot of inquiries

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Daniel Kennedy @fliglman.bsky.social · 6h

"By turns uncanny and goofy" is what I would say if they were a lyrical debut novel

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Daniel Kennedy @fliglman.bsky.social · 6h

the swans are fucking off. Saw about 8 of them flying off yesterday and the rest today. The sound they make as they fly is simultaneously eerily alien and fucking hilarious

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Daniel Kennedy @fliglman.bsky.social · 6h

I like this one that gets a little more specific about the naming of sleeveless garments

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · Jun 16

decided to check out jangling keys for the first time in probably decades, and wow.. that does not hold up. the whole time it's like, uhh what the heck is even happening?? i was actually laughing out loud at how bad it was

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Daniel Kennedy @fliglman.bsky.social · 7h

and yet it refuses to

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Daniel Kennedy @fliglman.bsky.social · 14h

doesn't even fit, terrible bridge

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Daniel Kennedy @fliglman.bsky.social · 15h

haha, I'm actually 20% less insane than you assumed

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Daniel Kennedy @fliglman.bsky.social · 15h

my only alt was KautskyNutsack which I created to perpetrate a running joke that I immediately forgot about

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Daniel Kennedy @fliglman.bsky.social · 15h

no, totally different guy (things got understandably confusing when we replied to each other)

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Daniel Kennedy @fliglman.bsky.social · 15h

Oh yeah, remember this guy who I started following just because he had the same twitter name as me but without the vowels? He lives on as recycled screenshots on Instagram

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Louise @selkies.bsky.social · 16h

In fairness it does look like some kind of haunted hairdresser's bin

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Daniel Kennedy @fliglman.bsky.social · 15h

it's like huel to the fire

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Daniel Kennedy @fliglman.bsky.social · 16h

I have been to Dundee and I know the horrors of which you speak, lol

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Cooger & Dark’s Pandemonium Shadow Podcast @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 19h

Peter Thiel turning out to be this stupid honestly messes with my idea of him as the eminence grise behind the Gawker lawsuit, maybe Hogan pitched him on it and kept having to explain like “a lawsuit is like when they blew up the Death Star brother”

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Daniel Kennedy @fliglman.bsky.social · 17h

safe to blame them for most things

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Daniel Kennedy @fliglman.bsky.social · 17h

hideous little homunculi

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Daniel Kennedy @fliglman.bsky.social · 17h

I'd probably look like that too if has an account on Threads

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Daniel Kennedy @fliglman.bsky.social · 17h

lol. What sometimes appears at first glance to be a cartoon from Der Stürmer is actually just a fair likeness of the average Wallonn

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