Mizzy Blundell-Straw MP 🌹
@mizzyblundellstraw.bsky.social
Labour MP for Derwent, #Business #Politics #BritCoin #WinningHere Broadcasting Live from the Blair Faith Polycule #MauveSkyThinking #ProgressiveRealism #DarkLlama #Insight #Progess #LFI 🇬🇧🌹
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I am looking forward to a nice day and everyone being happy and cheerful and friendly and appreciative of earnest expressions of goodwill freely posted thanks to this extraordinary technology that brings lonely, alienated people together where they can see themselves reflected in their peers. 🥰🤗
why can't people just accept that we, the Labour Party, have been vindicated? we've made the country so unpleasant fewer people fleeing actual war zones want sanctuary here! being coralled & humiliated in the UK now feels little different from living with continuous fear of death -THIS IS GOOD! 💪🌹
YOU WANTED NET IMMIGRATION TO COME DOWN! THIS IS WHAT THAT LOOKS LIKE!
November 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
why can't people just accept that we, the Labour Party, have been vindicated? we've made the country so unpleasant fewer people fleeing actual war zones want sanctuary here! being coralled & humiliated in the UK now feels little different from living with continuous fear of death -THIS IS GOOD! 💪🌹
foresmic 🌹
This is unbelievably wrong:
"Someone who has invested £1,000 a year in an average stocks and shares ISA every year since 1999 would be £50,000 better off today if they'd put that same money [realises mistake but doesn't correct it] into a cash ISA".
"Someone who has invested £1,000 a year in an average stocks and shares ISA every year since 1999 would be £50,000 better off today if they'd put that same money [realises mistake but doesn't correct it] into a cash ISA".
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
foresmic 🌹
the rate of inflation can't 'get bigger', it can get higher. illiterates can't zing
Watch as Rachel Reeves brands Greens leader Zack Polanski a 'keen hypnotherapist'
🗣️ 'The only things getting bigger under his approach would be the deficit and the rise of inflation'
🗣️ 'The only things getting bigger under his approach would be the deficit and the rise of inflation'
November 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
the rate of inflation can't 'get bigger', it can get higher. illiterates can't zing
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November 26, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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this may be my third favourite public head after Andreesen & Linehan
‘The chill wind from the White House is already rippling through New Broadcasting House.’
@lewisgoodall.com reacts after the BBC edited out an anti-Trump line from a historian’s lecture.
@lewisgoodall.com reacts after the BBC edited out an anti-Trump line from a historian’s lecture.
November 26, 2025 at 12:24 PM
this may be my third favourite public head after Andreesen & Linehan
this OBR leak should be like a sports freeplay, Rach should get to go a bit cray cray- shoot for the rafters, announce a pigeon tax, commit a billion to a national darts academy, nationalise sausages, do broadband communism
November 26, 2025 at 12:22 PM
this OBR leak should be like a sports freeplay, Rach should get to go a bit cray cray- shoot for the rafters, announce a pigeon tax, commit a billion to a national darts academy, nationalise sausages, do broadband communism
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court artists are getting better at pastels and it's making fine art graduates nervous
November 26, 2025 at 12:07 PM
court artists are getting better at pastels and it's making fine art graduates nervous
look guys - he cried! you can't stay mad at him now, it was probably all just a misunderstanding
November 26, 2025 at 12:02 PM
look guys - he cried! you can't stay mad at him now, it was probably all just a misunderstanding
[Glorious Budget Day]
me [chanting] growth, growth-
other wonks: growth, GROWTH
Chancellor [pounding her clipboard] GROWTH, GROWTH, GROWTH!
me [chanting] growth, growth-
other wonks: growth, GROWTH
Chancellor [pounding her clipboard] GROWTH, GROWTH, GROWTH!
slay queen we stan 👑💅🫡🇬🇧🌹
“I’ll show the media, I’ll show the Tories, I’ll not let them beat me. I’ll be there on Wednesday, I’ll be there next year & I’ll be back the year after that” - Rachel Reeves urges Labour MPs to back budget @jessicaelgot.bsky.social
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
November 26, 2025 at 10:41 AM
[Glorious Budget Day]
me [chanting] growth, growth-
other wonks: growth, GROWTH
Chancellor [pounding her clipboard] GROWTH, GROWTH, GROWTH!
me [chanting] growth, growth-
other wonks: growth, GROWTH
Chancellor [pounding her clipboard] GROWTH, GROWTH, GROWTH!
slay queen we stan 👑💅🫡🇬🇧🌹
“I’ll show the media, I’ll show the Tories, I’ll not let them beat me. I’ll be there on Wednesday, I’ll be there next year & I’ll be back the year after that” - Rachel Reeves urges Labour MPs to back budget @jessicaelgot.bsky.social
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Rachel Reeves urges Labour MPs to back her make-or-break budget
Chancellor tells parliamentary party they might not like every measure but promises budget will be ‘fair’
www.theguardian.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:07 AM
slay queen we stan 👑💅🫡🇬🇧🌹
Break the Book-Pirates By Refusing To Ever Publish!
keep that book to yourself
never share it, never let anyone know about!
you don't need external validation
and someone has probably had your idea but better and already published anyway and you don't want to be embarrassed.
keep that book to yourself
never share it, never let anyone know about!
you don't need external validation
and someone has probably had your idea but better and already published anyway and you don't want to be embarrassed.
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Break the Book-Pirates By Refusing To Ever Publish!
keep that book to yourself
never share it, never let anyone know about!
you don't need external validation
and someone has probably had your idea but better and already published anyway and you don't want to be embarrassed.
keep that book to yourself
never share it, never let anyone know about!
you don't need external validation
and someone has probably had your idea but better and already published anyway and you don't want to be embarrassed.
BUDGET DAY! BUDGET DAY! Wonderful stuff - this is the day Rachel Reeves KNOCKS IT OUT THE PARK!! 🏏🌳 and we finally GET BACK TO NORMAL 😅
So just watch as all the gripers and malcontents and whiners fall silent!
GREAT BRITAIN IS GOING PAST THE DOGS STRAIGHT TO THE PLACE WITHOUT DOGS. #Fiduciary 💪🌹🇬🇧
So just watch as all the gripers and malcontents and whiners fall silent!
GREAT BRITAIN IS GOING PAST THE DOGS STRAIGHT TO THE PLACE WITHOUT DOGS. #Fiduciary 💪🌹🇬🇧
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
BUDGET DAY! BUDGET DAY! Wonderful stuff - this is the day Rachel Reeves KNOCKS IT OUT THE PARK!! 🏏🌳 and we finally GET BACK TO NORMAL 😅
So just watch as all the gripers and malcontents and whiners fall silent!
GREAT BRITAIN IS GOING PAST THE DOGS STRAIGHT TO THE PLACE WITHOUT DOGS. #Fiduciary 💪🌹🇬🇧
So just watch as all the gripers and malcontents and whiners fall silent!
GREAT BRITAIN IS GOING PAST THE DOGS STRAIGHT TO THE PLACE WITHOUT DOGS. #Fiduciary 💪🌹🇬🇧
ALL HAIL 🍔💩👑🌹🇬🇧🫡
“A coronation rather than a contest to install him as Labour leader”, you say.
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
ALL HAIL 🍔💩👑🌹🇬🇧🫡
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“I remember feeding this back and saying, there is a level of dehumanisation happening here, of people who within a couple of days were getting bombed.” Yet [some BBC editors and managers] were unresponsive[...] “In some of the meetings they were saying: ‘But what else is Israel supposed to do?’”
Inside the BBC’s Gaza Fiasco • EQUATOR
How the world’s most trusted media organisation fell apart
www.equator.org
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 AM
“I remember feeding this back and saying, there is a level of dehumanisation happening here, of people who within a couple of days were getting bombed.” Yet [some BBC editors and managers] were unresponsive[...] “In some of the meetings they were saying: ‘But what else is Israel supposed to do?’”
now this is good politics 🌹💪
Reeves asks banks to praise her plans as they escape Budget tax raid on.ft.com/3KjmNae
Reeves asks banks to praise her plans as they escape Budget tax raid
Chancellor is under pressure from some Labour MPs to raise levies on business this week
on.ft.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
now this is good politics 🌹💪
this won't even be as effective as the grab them by the pussy tape
Asked again and again whether he ever racially abused his fellow pupils, as 20 people at his old school have now said he did, Nigel Farage will only say that he never did so in a "hurtful way" or "with intent"
November 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
this won't even be as effective as the grab them by the pussy tape
listening to Red Scare for first time in a few years, striking how blithely racist they've become
November 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
listening to Red Scare for first time in a few years, striking how blithely racist they've become
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You felt like you were crazy in the 2000s having to explain that these people had already racked up a long list of horrendous war crimes and were very obviously choking to do more and worse, and yet here we still are.
November 24, 2025 at 7:50 AM
You felt like you were crazy in the 2000s having to explain that these people had already racked up a long list of horrendous war crimes and were very obviously choking to do more and worse, and yet here we still are.
what a horrible way to dab on Charlie Kirk
November 23, 2025 at 12:27 PM
what a horrible way to dab on Charlie Kirk
being screamed at by gnasher crew & other psychos weaponising their identity (or faking it in several cases) remains among most disgusting things I've encountered, being called an antisemite (when you've lost family in the Holocaust) by John Mann, Ian Austin or some other POS - beyond enraging
The actual real explanation always turns out to be way more dumb and insulting than you imagined it was.
November 23, 2025 at 12:23 PM
being screamed at by gnasher crew & other psychos weaponising their identity (or faking it in several cases) remains among most disgusting things I've encountered, being called an antisemite (when you've lost family in the Holocaust) by John Mann, Ian Austin or some other POS - beyond enraging
reminded that the first time this was described to me it was with rueful conclusion that a Milky Way was preferable to a Bournville
What does felch mean?
November 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
reminded that the first time this was described to me it was with rueful conclusion that a Milky Way was preferable to a Bournville
"if the beer from my favourite adverts made prime ministers this is the prime minister - I am purposefully referring to me - they would make," Sir Keir clarified
November 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
"if the beer from my favourite adverts made prime ministers this is the prime minister - I am purposefully referring to me - they would make," Sir Keir clarified
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I again point out: the big sales pitch to National Front voters is one of the central planks of the government’s policy platform, and e.g. the mural stuff was a Facebook comment that had to be hacked out of the arse end of digital history by dedicated wingnut cranks, and this distinction matters.
November 22, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I again point out: the big sales pitch to National Front voters is one of the central planks of the government’s policy platform, and e.g. the mural stuff was a Facebook comment that had to be hacked out of the arse end of digital history by dedicated wingnut cranks, and this distinction matters.
come on libs you're going to have to try harder than this, this is cringe
November 21, 2025 at 9:57 AM
come on libs you're going to have to try harder than this, this is cringe