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Mizzy Blundell-Straw MP 🌹 @mizzyblundellstraw.bsky.social · 10h

Keeping wonder and joy and passion and love safely under lock and key where no one can get at them

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Mizzy Blundell-Straw MP 🌹 @mizzyblundellstraw.bsky.social · 10h

Which came first? the ridged crisp or the crinkled knife?

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Mizzy Blundell-Straw MP 🌹 @mizzyblundellstraw.bsky.social · 12h

Addendum: Zizek used to joke that ppl could stick a vibrator in a fleshlamp and then the machines could do the sex bit on our behalf while we enjoyed the cosy friendly part of a relationship. But now we have the machines do the formal talking, understanding part & we just do the sex

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Mizzy Blundell-Straw MP 🌹 @mizzyblundellstraw.bsky.social · 14h

The emotional labour of thinking

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Mizzy Blundell-Straw MP 🌹 @mizzyblundellstraw.bsky.social · 14h

Brian Blessed erasure

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Mizzy Blundell-Straw MP 🌹 @mizzyblundellstraw.bsky.social · 15h

Move on gramps!

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Mizzy Blundell-Straw MP 🌹 @mizzyblundellstraw.bsky.social · 15h

Et Tu Nnard?

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Mizzy Blundell-Straw MP 🌹 @mizzyblundellstraw.bsky.social · 15h

IAN WATKINS: w-w-where am I?
ROLF HARRIS: You're in nonce heaven, sport
JIMMY SAVILLE: now then, we've formed a band, Elvis is lead!
MICHAEL JACKSON: Charlie's filling in till Gary gets here
CHARLIE KIRK: jeeze, so stoked, we're like neck blood brothers!
DAVID BOWIE [whispers]: ffs this isnt fair

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Mizzy Blundell-Straw MP 🌹 @mizzyblundellstraw.bsky.social · 16h

The 'emotional labour' of thinking. Zizek used to joke about how you could put a dildo inside a fleshlamp and that could do the sex for the couple while they chatted contently, but what we have instead invented is a machine that does all the chatting, so the couple just rut like chimps

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Mizzy Blundell-Straw MP 🌹 @mizzyblundellstraw.bsky.social · 16h

The 'emotional labour' of thinking. Zizek used to joke about how you could put a dildo inside a fleshlamp and that could do the sex for the couple while they chatted contently, but what we have instead invented is a machine that does all the chatting, so the couple just rut like chimps

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Mizzy Blundell-Straw MP 🌹 @mizzyblundellstraw.bsky.social · 16h

One Keir Starmer! There's only one Keir Starmer, only one Keir Starmer! One Sir Keir Starmer! Only one Sir Keir Starmer! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🌹👏🌹👏🌹👏🌹👏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧👏🌹👏🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🌹👏👏🌹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🌹👏🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🌹👏👏👏👏

Andy Churnwell @churnwell.bsky.social · 1d

BREAKING Sir Keir has taken credit for the stabbing of rock nonce Ian Watkin, describing the incident as "another Labour success story".

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Mizzy Blundell-Straw MP 🌹 @mizzyblundellstraw.bsky.social · 17h

What if dystopia is simply cringe? Personally I'd rather ram my nuts in a drawer than admit I'd been seduced by the robot that can't count much past ten without fucking up www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

‘I realised I’d been ChatGPT-ed into bed’: how ‘Chatfishing’ made finding love on dating apps even weirder

Where once people were duped by soft-focus photos and borrowed chat-up lines, now they have to watch out for computer-generated charm. But it’s one thing to use a witty phrase – another thing entirely...

www.theguardian.com

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Mizzy Blundell-Straw MP 🌹 @mizzyblundellstraw.bsky.social · 1d

Man this is depressing. Won't be able to look at watercolours in the same way

Mizzy Blundell-Straw MP 🌹 @mizzyblundellstraw.bsky.social · 1d

Adding fresh poison-pen Google review '...he calls the customers goats'

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Mizzy Blundell-Straw MP 🌹 @mizzyblundellstraw.bsky.social · 2d

STEP CHAIR: No, no, it's wrong
STEP LADDER: Come on baby, we're only step appliances

Mizzy Blundell-Straw MP 🌹 @mizzyblundellstraw.bsky.social · 2d

Remarkably this was not his most appalling habit

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Mizzy Blundell-Straw MP 🌹 @mizzyblundellstraw.bsky.social · 2d

🙋‍♂️

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Mizzy Blundell-Straw MP 🌹 @mizzyblundellstraw.bsky.social · 2d

(I've one outstandingly revolting laundry related story about a guy I knew who decided loo roll was a scam & started using an old towel instead- which he'd then chuck directly into the washing machine, including one occasion when his flatmates' clean wet laundry was there- now that would be a YBTJ)

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Mizzy Blundell-Straw MP 🌹 @mizzyblundellstraw.bsky.social · 2d

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Mizzy Blundell-Straw MP 🌹 @mizzyblundellstraw.bsky.social · 2d

As a naturist this is like watching a pair of ants under a microscope debating whose turn it is to vomit into the others' mouth. You have a chance to ascend peeps but instead there you are, filled with petty unfathomable whining

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Mizzy Blundell-Straw MP 🌹 @mizzyblundellstraw.bsky.social · 2d

Should have been a plotline in the Vicar of Dibley

Juliette Rihl @julietterihl.bsky.social · 3d

I don’t usually cover breaking news, but this story is truly wild.

A pastor in central PA brought an AR-15 to church and pointed it at people during his sermon. Gun safety experts and internet commentators are, predictably, not happy!

(Paywall free link below)

www.pennlive.com/news/2025/10...

Dauphin County pastor under fire for pointing assault-style rifle during sermon

In a move experts called a serious safety violation, he pointed the unloaded weapon at churchgoers, while asking for a 'violent action of faith.'

www.pennlive.com

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Mizzy Blundell-Straw MP 🌹 @mizzyblundellstraw.bsky.social · 3d

Squirrels are vermin, this is very disappointing 👎👎👎👎👎

Mizzy Blundell-Straw MP 🌹 @mizzyblundellstraw.bsky.social · 3d

Where's his poppy?

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Mizzy Blundell-Straw MP 🌹 @mizzyblundellstraw.bsky.social · 3d

Whoever is currently employing James Delingpole - you can sack him immediately and employ this guy instead for a fraction of the price

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Mizzy Blundell-Straw MP 🌹 @mizzyblundellstraw.bsky.social · 3d

That sound? That is your boy Mizzy CHEERING - knowing the pressure is firmly off #BabyLabourWonkerati TM. We are THE NORMAL ONES you have to VOTE FOR US 🌹💼🌹🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿