I think you should spend it all on a massive flag

what if the yak was lactating?

thanks Pippa! 🌹

they could look into the grift & access mongering & weird, openly corrupt associates, not to mention all the unworkable bullshit policy promises - but then they might have to do that for some of our faves too - so best just to get him on the forty year old hearsay that's probably true

yes but they don't really know if they like them or not unless it would amuse/annoy someone who has been to the Spectator garden party

the bond market is old guys who read the economist

Democracy is TIRED / No [political system] wants to work any more

kinda looks like the same girl & she has a type 🚩

I mean he's literally a knight of the realm, a member of the trilateral comission, a QC - but above all - 'e's a man of the people 🌹💪

keir Starmer is less popular than any of them

slay another Bae, slay now, slay now

challenge to make it festive tho

given meat flavoured crisps never contain meat - they are perfectly positioned to offer human meat flavoured crisps, they should do this for Quorn products too, give veggies something exclusive, bust down this taboo

yes but can you make it sexier 🙏

an English public school? -ahem- THE English public school 💅

wonder if he'll turn out to be another Morgan mcSweeney mentor