Mizzy Blundell-Straw MP 🌹
@mizzyblundellstraw.bsky.social
Labour MP for Derwent, #Business #Politics #BritCoin #WinningHere Broadcasting Live from the Blair Faith Polycule #MauveSkyThinking #ProgressiveRealism #DarkLlama #Insight #Progess #LFI 🇬🇧🌹
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I am looking forward to a nice day and everyone being happy and cheerful and friendly and appreciative of earnest expressions of goodwill freely posted thanks to this extraordinary technology that brings lonely, alienated people together where they can see themselves reflected in their peers. 🥰🤗
reminded that the first time this was described to me it was with rueful conclusion that a Milky Way was preferable to a Bournville
What does felch mean?
November 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
reminded that the first time this was described to me it was with rueful conclusion that a Milky Way was preferable to a Bournville
"if the beer from my favourite adverts made prime ministers this is the prime minister - I am purposefully referring to me - they would make," Sir Keir clarified
November 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
"if the beer from my favourite adverts made prime ministers this is the prime minister - I am purposefully referring to me - they would make," Sir Keir clarified
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I again point out: the big sales pitch to National Front voters is one of the central planks of the government’s policy platform, and e.g. the mural stuff was a Facebook comment that had to be hacked out of the arse end of digital history by dedicated wingnut cranks, and this distinction matters.
November 22, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I again point out: the big sales pitch to National Front voters is one of the central planks of the government’s policy platform, and e.g. the mural stuff was a Facebook comment that had to be hacked out of the arse end of digital history by dedicated wingnut cranks, and this distinction matters.
come on libs you're going to have to try harder than this, this is cringe
November 21, 2025 at 9:57 AM
come on libs you're going to have to try harder than this, this is cringe
you know people complain about a supposed lack of talent & insight, os supposedly too few statesmen in British public life - and yet where else could you find quietly fabulous titans like this just sitting things out on the bench? The UK is truly blessed 🇬🇧🌹🫂
Shabana Mahmood gets the seal of approval from Michael Gove #GMB
November 20, 2025 at 8:34 AM
you know people complain about a supposed lack of talent & insight, os supposedly too few statesmen in British public life - and yet where else could you find quietly fabulous titans like this just sitting things out on the bench? The UK is truly blessed 🇬🇧🌹🫂
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The Guardian are reporting a significant increase in Jewish people voting for the Green Party.
It's almost like many of us grew up learning a history of persecution & violence.
We don't oppose the Genocide in spite of being Jewish but because of it.
Never again for everyone.
It's almost like many of us grew up learning a history of persecution & violence.
We don't oppose the Genocide in spite of being Jewish but because of it.
Never again for everyone.
November 20, 2025 at 8:09 AM
The Guardian are reporting a significant increase in Jewish people voting for the Green Party.
It's almost like many of us grew up learning a history of persecution & violence.
We don't oppose the Genocide in spite of being Jewish but because of it.
Never again for everyone.
It's almost like many of us grew up learning a history of persecution & violence.
We don't oppose the Genocide in spite of being Jewish but because of it.
Never again for everyone.
if M16 had them, the Russians have them, go pester Putin 🇬🇧🌹
MI6 has the Epstein files. Leak 'em. Sans redactions.
November 20, 2025 at 8:13 AM
if M16 had them, the Russians have them, go pester Putin 🇬🇧🌹
it's because he's also fat, such a hypocrite
I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
November 19, 2025 at 6:07 AM
it's because he's also fat, such a hypocrite
predator badlands is basically Shrek 2 isn't it?
November 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
predator badlands is basically Shrek 2 isn't it?
bit chilly this morning
November 17, 2025 at 10:37 AM
bit chilly this morning
these are the honest, salt of the earth, yeomanry that Sir Keir is winning over with his powerful patriotic rhetoric - we are a country again! 🫡🇬🇧🥹🌹
Twats marching through Benidorm.
Spain should really deport them.
Spain should really deport them.
November 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
these are the honest, salt of the earth, yeomanry that Sir Keir is winning over with his powerful patriotic rhetoric - we are a country again! 🫡🇬🇧🥹🌹
many suitably atrocious takes
November 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
many suitably atrocious takes
choosing to believe Epstein was a vampire and this bit is true
November 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
choosing to believe Epstein was a vampire and this bit is true
These children would DIE for Sir Keir. They would die for him. 🇬🇧🙌🌹
November 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
These children would DIE for Sir Keir. They would die for him. 🇬🇧🙌🌹
that dog's dead now
November 13, 2025 at 10:14 AM
that dog's dead now
weird how this rule didn't apply when Maccabi Tel Aviv were drawn to play Villa in the Europa, but then his deep understanding of the game really shone through...
I knew that much of Labour's policy towards culture, media and sport was being made without an interest in any of the above, I just hadn't realised that was a deliberate choice until now: www.ft.com/content/e65c...
November 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
weird how this rule didn't apply when Maccabi Tel Aviv were drawn to play Villa in the Europa, but then his deep understanding of the game really shone through...
hey losers - it's nearly the end of Thursday and guess WHO IS STILL PM? suck on them apples
November 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
hey losers - it's nearly the end of Thursday and guess WHO IS STILL PM? suck on them apples
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the opposition to Sir Keir is weak, these would be challengers are nothing, nobodies, he will grind them up like the treacherous grime they are and move on, strengthened and more glorious. 💪👍🌹👍🌹
November 12, 2025 at 8:36 AM
the opposition to Sir Keir is weak, these would be challengers are nothing, nobodies, he will grind them up like the treacherous grime they are and move on, strengthened and more glorious. 💪👍🌹👍🌹
nice that we've all signed up to this, very bonding, maybe first time in UK party politics that the new members of a party have got to say this to the old ones
November 12, 2025 at 9:24 AM
nice that we've all signed up to this, very bonding, maybe first time in UK party politics that the new members of a party have got to say this to the old ones
Contrary to the stupid opinions of the British public - Sir Keir has played (and continues to play!) an absolute blinder! now can everyone just shut the fuck up AND LEAVE SIR KEIR ALONE!!!! 😡🤬🌹
November 12, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Contrary to the stupid opinions of the British public - Sir Keir has played (and continues to play!) an absolute blinder! now can everyone just shut the fuck up AND LEAVE SIR KEIR ALONE!!!! 😡🤬🌹
I'm looking forward to 2040, looking back on 2025 and thinking - man what a great time that was! we had no idea we had it so good, that'll be fun
November 11, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I'm looking forward to 2040, looking back on 2025 and thinking - man what a great time that was! we had no idea we had it so good, that'll be fun
When a man's talent means he plays life on easy mode - he'll set himself some challenges just for fun 💅🌹
November 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
When a man's talent means he plays life on easy mode - he'll set himself some challenges just for fun 💅🌹
'Nig'
November 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
'Nig'
kill it with hammers
November 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM
kill it with hammers
why does everyone in this Pynchon book speak like they're reciting an SNL sketch
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
why does everyone in this Pynchon book speak like they're reciting an SNL sketch