Carl
@hobomaster.bsky.social
He/him. Hockey, politics, and animal rescue.
I missed the game last night but I just watched the recap and honestly, I don't think the Oilers' goalies played that poorly. Most of the goals were the goalie getting hung out to dry by their team. The worst one allowed was a top shelf snapper in a 2-on-1, you really can't be that mad at the goalie
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I missed the game last night but I just watched the recap and honestly, I don't think the Oilers' goalies played that poorly. Most of the goals were the goalie getting hung out to dry by their team. The worst one allowed was a top shelf snapper in a 2-on-1, you really can't be that mad at the goalie
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Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
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can't believe they whined their way out of a goal holy shit
November 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
can't believe they whined their way out of a goal holy shit
To anyone who thinks the continuing shutdown is the Dems' fault because they haven't agreed to any of the GOP proposals:
Imagine your boss stops paying you. Two weeks later, he comes to you and says, "I can put you back to work, but only if you accept half your previous wages." You refuse.
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Imagine your boss stops paying you. Two weeks later, he comes to you and says, "I can put you back to work, but only if you accept half your previous wages." You refuse.
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October 24, 2025 at 1:03 PM
To anyone who thinks the continuing shutdown is the Dems' fault because they haven't agreed to any of the GOP proposals:
Imagine your boss stops paying you. Two weeks later, he comes to you and says, "I can put you back to work, but only if you accept half your previous wages." You refuse.
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Imagine your boss stops paying you. Two weeks later, he comes to you and says, "I can put you back to work, but only if you accept half your previous wages." You refuse.
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We got scored on by Perry and Ceci last night?
What Year Is It GIF
ALT: What Year Is It GIF
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October 24, 2025 at 11:36 AM
We got scored on by Perry and Ceci last night?
I don't have NHL Network (does anyone?) so my only choice is a 0-0 Ducks/Hawks game?
Grim.
Grim.
October 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I don't have NHL Network (does anyone?) so my only choice is a 0-0 Ducks/Hawks game?
Grim.
Grim.
Y'all, this is clearly getting swamped by AI responses in favor. The Russian boys are hard at work here.
I just opened the first four comments listed and somehow they're all structured basically the same way but with different wording. This could not be more obviously AI bots.
I just opened the first four comments listed and somehow they're all structured basically the same way but with different wording. This could not be more obviously AI bots.
October 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Y'all, this is clearly getting swamped by AI responses in favor. The Russian boys are hard at work here.
I just opened the first four comments listed and somehow they're all structured basically the same way but with different wording. This could not be more obviously AI bots.
I just opened the first four comments listed and somehow they're all structured basically the same way but with different wording. This could not be more obviously AI bots.
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“Can you explain this gap in your resume?”
Me thinking quickly on my feet to explain the period when I worked for ICE: “I was selling drugs… ,uh, to children.”
Me thinking quickly on my feet to explain the period when I worked for ICE: “I was selling drugs… ,uh, to children.”
Some weirdo on Twitter has been absolutely melting down for like 36 straight hours because I posted:
When this is over, do not forget what ICE did, and what ICE is. And do not make room for them in society. Make sure they know that they are, and will continue to be, reviled and beneath contempt.
When this is over, do not forget what ICE did, and what ICE is. And do not make room for them in society. Make sure they know that they are, and will continue to be, reviled and beneath contempt.
October 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
“Can you explain this gap in your resume?”
Me thinking quickly on my feet to explain the period when I worked for ICE: “I was selling drugs… ,uh, to children.”
Me thinking quickly on my feet to explain the period when I worked for ICE: “I was selling drugs… ,uh, to children.”
God, Robo makes that look so easy
October 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM
God, Robo makes that look so easy
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it is once again time for my neighbors to believe I am in a passionate yet tumultuous relationship with a man named Jake
October 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
it is once again time for my neighbors to believe I am in a passionate yet tumultuous relationship with a man named Jake
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Zach Werenski tonight:
•25:19 time on ice
•1 goal
•2 assists
•14 shot attempts, 7 shots on goal
•On the ice for 5 CBJ goals
•25:19 time on ice
•1 goal
•2 assists
•14 shot attempts, 7 shots on goal
•On the ice for 5 CBJ goals
October 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Zach Werenski tonight:
•25:19 time on ice
•1 goal
•2 assists
•14 shot attempts, 7 shots on goal
•On the ice for 5 CBJ goals
•25:19 time on ice
•1 goal
•2 assists
•14 shot attempts, 7 shots on goal
•On the ice for 5 CBJ goals
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Salvation Army seen feeding ICE today. For anyone who doesn't already know about their bigotry, here is more, No need to give them your money this Christmas, or ever.
It’s dinner time for the police. Appears to be pizza from a Salvation Army van.
Broadview’s “free speech” curfew starts soon, at 6pm.
Broadview’s “free speech” curfew starts soon, at 6pm.
October 11, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Salvation Army seen feeding ICE today. For anyone who doesn't already know about their bigotry, here is more, No need to give them your money this Christmas, or ever.
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“The administration did not like that CDC data did not support their narrative, so they got rid of them. They didn’t like that CDC policy groups would not rubber stamp their unscientific ideas, so they got rid of them”.
The damage to the CDC is “beyond repair”.
The damage to the CDC is “beyond repair”.
‘The damage is beyond repair’: The CDC faces another round of deep staff cuts | CNN
The US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention suffered another round of deep staff cuts late Friday, with disease detectives, outbreak forecasters, policy and data offices among those impacted, ac...
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October 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
“The administration did not like that CDC data did not support their narrative, so they got rid of them. They didn’t like that CDC policy groups would not rubber stamp their unscientific ideas, so they got rid of them”.
The damage to the CDC is “beyond repair”.
The damage to the CDC is “beyond repair”.
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in 2011, the president of antifa hired me to give fashion consultancy to the organization. i recommended everyone wear navy suits with tan shoes, dress sneakers, and golf polos with slim chinos. if you arrested everyone today wearing these things, you'd destroy antifa
October 11, 2025 at 4:58 AM
in 2011, the president of antifa hired me to give fashion consultancy to the organization. i recommended everyone wear navy suits with tan shoes, dress sneakers, and golf polos with slim chinos. if you arrested everyone today wearing these things, you'd destroy antifa
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A+ reference from @owennewkirk.bsky.social
a close up of a woman with the words bastian please written below her
ALT: a close up of a woman with the words bastian please written below her
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October 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
A+ reference from @owennewkirk.bsky.social
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still think it's very funny that the NHL scheduled 0 games on the first Friday of the regular season, and the following day every single Eastern Conference team except Columbus had a game starting at the same time
October 12, 2025 at 2:27 AM
still think it's very funny that the NHL scheduled 0 games on the first Friday of the regular season, and the following day every single Eastern Conference team except Columbus had a game starting at the same time
I don't think people understand how much harm they're doing right now. It's not as simple as just rehiring people in a couple years, most of them will have moved on to the private sector. It will take decades to get back to where we were as far as health research.
People will die because of this.
People will die because of this.
Good night, friends.
Tonight was deeply painful.
We at CDC do this work because we care.
It’s long hours, often feeling overworked and not enough pay, but we do it because we want to make the world a better place.
Tonight was deeply painful.
We at CDC do this work because we care.
It’s long hours, often feeling overworked and not enough pay, but we do it because we want to make the world a better place.
October 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I don't think people understand how much harm they're doing right now. It's not as simple as just rehiring people in a couple years, most of them will have moved on to the private sector. It will take decades to get back to where we were as far as health research.
People will die because of this.
People will die because of this.
I was a little behind so I wasn't on BS, so here's my delayed addition to the Stars fandom.
October 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I was a little behind so I wasn't on BS, so here's my delayed addition to the Stars fandom.
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Hockey Facebook is wild, y'all. First I saw someone insulting Roberto Luongo for making less money than Rick Dipietro (?!) and now I'm talking to someone who is mad at McDavid for not signing his new contract on July 1 so the team could upgrade their goalie (⁉️⁉️⁉️).
October 8, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Hockey Facebook is wild, y'all. First I saw someone insulting Roberto Luongo for making less money than Rick Dipietro (?!) and now I'm talking to someone who is mad at McDavid for not signing his new contract on July 1 so the team could upgrade their goalie (⁉️⁉️⁉️).
Connor Mcdavid, yesterday:
October 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Connor Mcdavid, yesterday:
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*deleting many posts dating back to 2021*
Yeah Minnesota fans were right all along Jason Robertson IS way worse than Kirill
Yeah Minnesota fans were right all along Jason Robertson IS way worse than Kirill
September 30, 2025 at 2:38 PM
*deleting many posts dating back to 2021*
Yeah Minnesota fans were right all along Jason Robertson IS way worse than Kirill
Yeah Minnesota fans were right all along Jason Robertson IS way worse than Kirill
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"suspected" is crazy
A fourth boat bombed in international waters. Total death toll now 19
What I dont get is, if these boats are "carrying fentanyl" as Trump says (they absolutely arent. Even the DEA says VZ doesnt produce fentanyl), then why not seize one and show us?
www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-...
What I dont get is, if these boats are "carrying fentanyl" as Trump says (they absolutely arent. Even the DEA says VZ doesnt produce fentanyl), then why not seize one and show us?
www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-...
U.S. naval forces have sunk a fourth suspected drug boat in the Caribbean, Trump says
U.S. naval forces have conducted another lethal strike on a vessel President Donald Trump said was tied to a designated terrorist organization involved in drug trafficking in the Caribbean.
www.miamiherald.com
September 22, 2025 at 11:05 AM
"suspected" is crazy