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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 12h

AJ Mleczko please never speak about Roope Hintz again, because girl what was any of that.

Holly @holls.bsky.social · 13h

When I am hired as an ESPN programming director, there will be an intermission segment comparing the size of TJ Oshie's head to various objects.

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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 13h

x.com/emilymkaplan...

Emily Kaplan on X: "Our ESPN feature on @DallasStars Jake Oettinger. Jake opens up on getting pulled in a must-win playoff game and how he moved forward - with some help from his friends. https://t.co/bAt2P5BcXq" / X

Our ESPN feature on @DallasStars Jake Oettinger. Jake opens up on getting pulled in a must-win playoff game and how he moved forward - with some help from his friends. https://t.co/bAt2P5BcXq

x.com

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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 14h

what a dream to be invited to talk shit

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acertainmaybe @acertainmaybe.bsky.social · 14h

Also, if that's what they were willing to say on camera, I can only imagine how scathing those exit interviews were.

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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 14h

IT HURT MY HEART

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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 14h

Oh, this ESPN segment about Oettinger getting pulled is delicious. Your opposing goalie telling you that you fucked up???

Anyway, gonna cry about Marchment being gone. How dare they take him from me and Jake.

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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 14h

It's gonna be a strange day when Jamie Benn is no longer the captain of this team, but Wyatt Johnston as a fill-in looked....correct.

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Make Some Noise @makesomenoiseshow.bsky.social · 23h

Can we get a 🙌 for 10 Bob Dylans?

@joshruben.bsky.social / @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social

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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 1d

Finally saw One Battle After Another, and that's a capital g "Goddamn" for me!

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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 3d

Glen said I will not be fired for THAT reason, thank you very much.

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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 3d

That is firmly Jamie Langenbrunner territory for me.

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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 3d

Once again, thank you to the Carolina Hurricanes for being unpleasant to be around or whatever. The Rantanen intradivision narratives versus Colorado can feed families with their bounty and richness.

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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 3d

Many mysteries for them to unfurl!

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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 3d

it is once again time for my neighbors to believe I am in a passionate yet tumultuous relationship with a man named Jake

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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 3d

Listen, I know it's the Avs and that means A Hockey Game will occur, but I'm gonna need the Stars to prove that this won't be the whole season when the schedule settles, because I am too fucking old for this.

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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 3d

Hitchcock 2.0 era, the cause of many of my nightmares

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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 3d

I don't know why my brain decided that #11 for the Dallas Stars permanently belongs to Blake Sloan, but it's yet to be overwritten despite many attempts.