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Describe yourself with a building
January 21, 2026 at 8:25 AM
1976 vs 2026
January 18, 2026 at 10:18 PM
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hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
January 17, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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“History Doesn't Repeat Itself, but It Often Rhymes” – Mark Twain.

Unrelated:

In 1943, Norwegian novelist Knut Hamsun gave his Nobel Prize to Joseph Goebbels, Adolf Hitler's Reichsminister for Propaganda in Nazi Germany:
January 16, 2026 at 8:56 AM
Share someone who looks stylish wearing a beret
January 16, 2026 at 10:38 AM
Will be adopting this behaviour at the next opportunity.
I do a little dance just before I fart, and then do a gun hand sign on impact. I can't be the only one.
January 14, 2026 at 9:34 AM
Ruin a band by changing one letter

Blazin' Squid
Ruin a band by changing one letter

Public Enema
Ruin a band by changing one letter

The Dours
January 13, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Drop a great pair of eyes from a movie or TV show 👀
January 13, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 8:28 AM
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No notes x
January 13, 2026 at 6:54 AM
QOTD: What car do you want most, but know would be an absolutely miserable experience to own?
January 12, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Beans in a gravy boat now eh? Absolute scenes.
January 12, 2026 at 10:22 AM
Side by side in my egg box, sideboard, oh lord why can't we?
January 11, 2026 at 10:33 AM
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These two volumes contain the sum of all human knowledge and possible experience
Two lesser known books today, both
illustrated by Ronald Lampitt (1972)
January 10, 2026 at 8:04 AM
Now double piano #totp
I spy another double guitar #totp
January 9, 2026 at 9:38 PM
This whole program is like I've still got my readers on #totp
January 9, 2026 at 9:19 PM
I spy another double guitar #totp
January 9, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Fringetastic #totp
January 9, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Oh Christ, the audience have worked out a dance routine #totp
January 9, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Key change, stand up #totp
January 9, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Choon! #totp
January 9, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Whilst visiting my daughter in Brno I found this ace shop for limpy folk.
January 7, 2026 at 5:42 PM
A brisk stroll around Scar House reservoir. I'm a sucker for a bit of unnecessary architecture.
January 4, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Great new Escape Room opened up round our way
January 3, 2026 at 4:24 PM
January 2, 2026 at 10:00 PM