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Leyton Jay

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42, He/him, UK 🇬🇧🖖🏻 Big fan of Star Trek, Doctor Who and your Mum. Loves alternative comedy and Cheapshow podcast. I'm reacting to EVERY episode of Noel's House Party https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFgx8EnUezI33P_YrEo9mUDW05HlwUjhx&si=1Lie-5OAnsayB__9

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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 7m

My dissatisfaction with AI Image Generation continues… no imagination.

Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 11m

Really, you could hire Noel Edmonds to fly you there in NOEL 1 for that much.

Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 21m

Christ. Two gay YouTubers who have lived together for 16 years are dating and always have been… I could've guessed from the photo and it sounds like most people did.

For fucks sake—that's z-list celebrity gossip you pay to have featured in brain-rotting mags not journalism for the BBC news website.

Dan and Phil: YouTubers confirm 'Phan' relationship after 16 years

Dan says intense fan intrusion "could have killed me", but that they "can't live in fear any more".

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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 1h

"I live deep in the countryside with no local bus services and unsuitable train schedules".

Maybe Baroness D'Souza should've tried to do something about local transport for the public benefit, rather than writing to a Police Commissioner on Lords headed notepaper about £400 of speeding fines. FFS.

Peer faces Lords ban for raising speeding fines with police chief - BBC News

Ex-Lords speaker Baroness D'Souza complained to Sir Mark Rowley she could lose her licence after a speeding fine.

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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 18h

Christ, I feel like I'm polishing the brass on the Titanic.

I got to peak anxiety and thought "Cheapshow, where are you"?

I put my headphones in and drowned in wonderful nonsense. Thank you @cheapshow.bsky.social for helping me to disassociate during this difficult time 🙃.

Morrington Chudways.

Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 19h

We'd love to, but we're having such problems finding people who have invigilated digital exams.

We put an ad out on linked in and got 20 responses, he was into one that was human… and he was still using AI to lie to us.

Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 21h

I worked 16hr days last week to prepare my design for user testing this week

The candidate we tried to test with was blagging it. An AI listened to our questions and he read back it's answers. He had no experience in what we needed. Interview lasted 5mins.

All the get a £30 Amazon voucher. FFS.

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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 1d

I want to say I expect better than this from you 🤣 but I have nothing to base that on 🖖🏻❤️

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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 1d

He looks like the first to die in a Doctor Who adventure about sentient flags that strangle the unworthy.

Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 1d

I didn't know you needed a license to mudlark or that you could even do it without being an archaeologist.

I might apply and see if I can do this between jobs... or at the start of my long-term unemployment, whichever it turns out to be.

Michael Brunström @michaelbrunstrom.bsky.social · 1d

FINALLY LEGAL! Got my Mudlarking License from the PLA. Found nothing. Fun times. #mudlarking

On the Thames foreshore: me holding up my PLA Foreshore Permit.

On the Thames foreshore: some mudlarkers in the distance.

Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 1d

The only way an INBETWEENERS movie would not be utterly terrible is if life experience has totally flipped the characters personalities and they haven't seen each other for 10 years… like many people who were close friends at school.

If it's more of the same they can go fuck their greedy selves.

‘The Inbetweeners’ Ready To Reunite After More Than A Decade

'The Inbetweeners' are back: Will MacKenzie, Simon Cooper, Neil Sutherland, and Jay Cartwright reunite for misadventures.

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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 1d

What a wonka.

'I work at York chocolate factory my ancestor founded 130 years ago'

Giles Naish says he is proud of his connection to chocolatier and philanthropist Joseph Rowntree.

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