Leyton Jay
@leytonjay.bsky.social
42, He/him, UK 🇬🇧🖖🏻
Big fan of Star Trek, Doctor Who and your Mum. Loves alternative comedy and Cheapshow podcast. I'm reacting to EVERY episode of Noel's House Party https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFgx8EnUezI33P_YrEo9mUDW05HlwUjhx&si=1Lie-5OAnsayB__9
Big fan of Star Trek, Doctor Who and your Mum. Loves alternative comedy and Cheapshow podcast. I'm reacting to EVERY episode of Noel's House Party https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFgx8EnUezI33P_YrEo9mUDW05HlwUjhx&si=1Lie-5OAnsayB__9
Better hurry to Dunelm… 16p off flannels.
December 1, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Better hurry to Dunelm… 16p off flannels.
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Paul: "It's like a Caribbean holiday in your mouth"
Eli: "Yeah, it's a party in my mouth and there's limbo dancers who haven't wiped their bum properly"
Paul: "*exasperated sigh*"
137 - Soda Jerk Off
Eli: "Yeah, it's a party in my mouth and there's limbo dancers who haven't wiped their bum properly"
Paul: "*exasperated sigh*"
137 - Soda Jerk Off
December 1, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Paul: "It's like a Caribbean holiday in your mouth"
Eli: "Yeah, it's a party in my mouth and there's limbo dancers who haven't wiped their bum properly"
Paul: "*exasperated sigh*"
137 - Soda Jerk Off
Eli: "Yeah, it's a party in my mouth and there's limbo dancers who haven't wiped their bum properly"
Paul: "*exasperated sigh*"
137 - Soda Jerk Off
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Hey, looks like there's an easy way to kill pretty much all this off; Just Say No!
"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?
Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?
www.windowscentral.com
December 1, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Hey, looks like there's an easy way to kill pretty much all this off; Just Say No!
I've started using Microsoft Windows for the first time in over 10 years and it's actually disgusting.
The Start Menu is trying to sell me shit. WTF?
The Start Menu is trying to sell me shit. WTF?
December 1, 2025 at 8:22 AM
I've started using Microsoft Windows for the first time in over 10 years and it's actually disgusting.
The Start Menu is trying to sell me shit. WTF?
The Start Menu is trying to sell me shit. WTF?
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Question...
How do we put our CheapShow album forward for the Grammy's Best Comedy Album award...
... I'm quite, quite serious! 😁
How do we put our CheapShow album forward for the Grammy's Best Comedy Album award...
... I'm quite, quite serious! 😁
December 1, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Question...
How do we put our CheapShow album forward for the Grammy's Best Comedy Album award...
... I'm quite, quite serious! 😁
How do we put our CheapShow album forward for the Grammy's Best Comedy Album award...
... I'm quite, quite serious! 😁
There's a new drug you've never heard of.
To quote Brass Eye "it's stuff you chew."
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Brent Council in paan-spitting crackdown - BBC News share.google/9i1gfVxOMCTI...
To quote Brass Eye "it's stuff you chew."
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Brent Council in paan-spitting crackdown - BBC News share.google/9i1gfVxOMCTI...
Brent Council in paan-spitting crackdown - BBC News
Efforts intensify to curb paan-spitting, which leaves rust-coloured stains across Wembley's streets.
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November 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
There's a new drug you've never heard of.
To quote Brass Eye "it's stuff you chew."
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Brent Council in paan-spitting crackdown - BBC News share.google/9i1gfVxOMCTI...
To quote Brass Eye "it's stuff you chew."
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Brent Council in paan-spitting crackdown - BBC News share.google/9i1gfVxOMCTI...
Gingerbread Pepsi 🤮 2L reduced to £1, they can't get rid of it!
I would send it to Cheapshow… but I like them. I don't think even @ashens.bsky.social would try this.
Fuck hotwings as a viral challenge, I dare someone to drink this.
I would send it to Cheapshow… but I like them. I don't think even @ashens.bsky.social would try this.
Fuck hotwings as a viral challenge, I dare someone to drink this.
November 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Gingerbread Pepsi 🤮 2L reduced to £1, they can't get rid of it!
I would send it to Cheapshow… but I like them. I don't think even @ashens.bsky.social would try this.
Fuck hotwings as a viral challenge, I dare someone to drink this.
I would send it to Cheapshow… but I like them. I don't think even @ashens.bsky.social would try this.
Fuck hotwings as a viral challenge, I dare someone to drink this.
Last of The Summer Wine…
We're having a late November sangria to get it out of the fridge. Purchased in May, the job I've now left was so mental and demanding we literally didn't get time to cut up fruit and have a sangria when the sun was shining.
We're having a late November sangria to get it out of the fridge. Purchased in May, the job I've now left was so mental and demanding we literally didn't get time to cut up fruit and have a sangria when the sun was shining.
November 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Last of The Summer Wine…
We're having a late November sangria to get it out of the fridge. Purchased in May, the job I've now left was so mental and demanding we literally didn't get time to cut up fruit and have a sangria when the sun was shining.
We're having a late November sangria to get it out of the fridge. Purchased in May, the job I've now left was so mental and demanding we literally didn't get time to cut up fruit and have a sangria when the sun was shining.
SAUCE REPORT:
Wow, Winchester Christmas Market is hot-sauce-central, in the centre of Chutney Town, Cheeseshire.
Best food market I've ever been to… and it's not even a dedicated food market.
We were given so much free alcohol (mead, rum, gin, sparkling beer)—all genuinely amazing!
Wow, Winchester Christmas Market is hot-sauce-central, in the centre of Chutney Town, Cheeseshire.
Best food market I've ever been to… and it's not even a dedicated food market.
We were given so much free alcohol (mead, rum, gin, sparkling beer)—all genuinely amazing!
November 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
SAUCE REPORT:
Wow, Winchester Christmas Market is hot-sauce-central, in the centre of Chutney Town, Cheeseshire.
Best food market I've ever been to… and it's not even a dedicated food market.
We were given so much free alcohol (mead, rum, gin, sparkling beer)—all genuinely amazing!
Wow, Winchester Christmas Market is hot-sauce-central, in the centre of Chutney Town, Cheeseshire.
Best food market I've ever been to… and it's not even a dedicated food market.
We were given so much free alcohol (mead, rum, gin, sparkling beer)—all genuinely amazing!
Mystery Spoons Breakfast!
Just seen two large ladies walk into Wetherspoons arms in arm at the same time and bounce off each other cos the door wasn't wide enough.
They complained to a young waitress about the width of the door—she didn't know what to say.
I want to ask them when they went mad.
Just seen two large ladies walk into Wetherspoons arms in arm at the same time and bounce off each other cos the door wasn't wide enough.
They complained to a young waitress about the width of the door—she didn't know what to say.
I want to ask them when they went mad.
November 29, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Mystery Spoons Breakfast!
Just seen two large ladies walk into Wetherspoons arms in arm at the same time and bounce off each other cos the door wasn't wide enough.
They complained to a young waitress about the width of the door—she didn't know what to say.
I want to ask them when they went mad.
Just seen two large ladies walk into Wetherspoons arms in arm at the same time and bounce off each other cos the door wasn't wide enough.
They complained to a young waitress about the width of the door—she didn't know what to say.
I want to ask them when they went mad.
"Cover of a British late 1950s comic book called "Lord Reith vs. The Dadaists" about the BBC founder's fight to keep Britain boring and conservative in the face of the Zurich Dada Movement led by Marcel Duchamp and Hugo Ball. Employ
Georges Braque style photo collage…"
Georges Braque style photo collage…"
November 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
"Cover of a British late 1950s comic book called "Lord Reith vs. The Dadaists" about the BBC founder's fight to keep Britain boring and conservative in the face of the Zurich Dada Movement led by Marcel Duchamp and Hugo Ball. Employ
Georges Braque style photo collage…"
Georges Braque style photo collage…"
"Cover of a British 1930s comic book called "Super-Maid Gerty Sladgequist vs The Patriarchy" which addresses socio-political concerns of that era…"
November 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
"Cover of a British 1930s comic book called "Super-Maid Gerty Sladgequist vs The Patriarchy" which addresses socio-political concerns of that era…"
"Cover of a 1950s British comic book called "Nuffy Mufter vs. The Bio-Men" which addresses socio-political concerns of that era…"
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
"Cover of a 1950s British comic book called "Nuffy Mufter vs. The Bio-Men" which addresses socio-political concerns of that era…"
We bought these thrice reduced BLACK PUDDING PORKER sausages by JOLLY HOG from Sainsbury's in September and threw them in the freezer.
We ate them last night and they're the best sausages we've ever eaten at home. I'd happily pay full price—look out for them they're genuinely amazing! 5*
We ate them last night and they're the best sausages we've ever eaten at home. I'd happily pay full price—look out for them they're genuinely amazing! 5*
November 28, 2025 at 1:53 PM
We bought these thrice reduced BLACK PUDDING PORKER sausages by JOLLY HOG from Sainsbury's in September and threw them in the freezer.
We ate them last night and they're the best sausages we've ever eaten at home. I'd happily pay full price—look out for them they're genuinely amazing! 5*
We ate them last night and they're the best sausages we've ever eaten at home. I'd happily pay full price—look out for them they're genuinely amazing! 5*
SAUCE REPORT:
This year we picked up some Oxford Sauce from a poncey farm shop and enjoyed it mostly with burgers; rich and tamarindy.
I just washed the last ⅕ of it out of the bottle with some red wine while listening to @cheapshow.bsky.social sauce report and made the most amazin beef gravy ever!
This year we picked up some Oxford Sauce from a poncey farm shop and enjoyed it mostly with burgers; rich and tamarindy.
I just washed the last ⅕ of it out of the bottle with some red wine while listening to @cheapshow.bsky.social sauce report and made the most amazin beef gravy ever!
November 28, 2025 at 1:30 PM
SAUCE REPORT:
This year we picked up some Oxford Sauce from a poncey farm shop and enjoyed it mostly with burgers; rich and tamarindy.
I just washed the last ⅕ of it out of the bottle with some red wine while listening to @cheapshow.bsky.social sauce report and made the most amazin beef gravy ever!
This year we picked up some Oxford Sauce from a poncey farm shop and enjoyed it mostly with burgers; rich and tamarindy.
I just washed the last ⅕ of it out of the bottle with some red wine while listening to @cheapshow.bsky.social sauce report and made the most amazin beef gravy ever!
There's a great new sound effect on Cheapshow this week that made me laugh out loud while I was loading the dishwasher.
Oh No, Eli’s been given permission to talk about sauces again! That’s never good news for Paul who’s reduced to creating new nonsense words for the show. It’s a SAUCE ORGY of an episode!
Ep 464: Quaffle
www.thecheapshow.co.uk/ep-464-quaffle
Ep 464: Quaffle
www.thecheapshow.co.uk/ep-464-quaffle
Ep 464: Quaffle | CheapShow
Eli’s in charge of the sauce tasting orgy that Paul’s promised him he could do. Let’s hope the box of weird things cheers Paul up.
www.thecheapshow.co.uk
November 28, 2025 at 1:06 PM
There's a great new sound effect on Cheapshow this week that made me laugh out loud while I was loading the dishwasher.
I donated some essentials to Slough Food Bank today as they were handing out shopping lists of their most needed items at Tesco. I'm sure any food bank would welcome these items.
Please consider donating to your local food bank or donating money to @trusselluk.bsky.social via www.trussell.org.uk
Please consider donating to your local food bank or donating money to @trusselluk.bsky.social via www.trussell.org.uk
November 28, 2025 at 11:17 AM
I donated some essentials to Slough Food Bank today as they were handing out shopping lists of their most needed items at Tesco. I'm sure any food bank would welcome these items.
Please consider donating to your local food bank or donating money to @trusselluk.bsky.social via www.trussell.org.uk
Please consider donating to your local food bank or donating money to @trusselluk.bsky.social via www.trussell.org.uk
I saw a very weird Christmas display in the window of a law firm in Eton yesterday…
November 28, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I saw a very weird Christmas display in the window of a law firm in Eton yesterday…
I'm willing to hear other opinions, but I think if you can afford a luxury car you can afford to adapt it for your disability.
When I'm working we earn over £100k as a couple and we have one 2nd hand Citroen C3 between us.
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"I feel judged for having a Motability car - the Budget didn't help"
When I'm working we earn over £100k as a couple and we have one 2nd hand Citroen C3 between us.
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"I feel judged for having a Motability car - the Budget didn't help"
I already feel judged for having a Motability car - the Budget didn't help
Rachel Reeves has removed tax breaks on insurance and advance payments for high-end Motability cars.
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November 28, 2025 at 9:21 AM
I'm willing to hear other opinions, but I think if you can afford a luxury car you can afford to adapt it for your disability.
When I'm working we earn over £100k as a couple and we have one 2nd hand Citroen C3 between us.
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"I feel judged for having a Motability car - the Budget didn't help"
When I'm working we earn over £100k as a couple and we have one 2nd hand Citroen C3 between us.
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"I feel judged for having a Motability car - the Budget didn't help"
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
Fuck!
Trump's state visit cost my council £350,000 and the government hasn't paid us back yet.
It seems like at the moment, I personally paid for that orange fascist wanker to visit the UK—which really annoys me.
Trump's state visit cost my council £350,000 and the government hasn't paid us back yet.
It seems like at the moment, I personally paid for that orange fascist wanker to visit the UK—which really annoys me.
Windsor and Maidenhead Council: State visit costs must be paid - BBC News
Donald and Melania Trump visited Windsor Castle during their state visit in September.
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November 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Fuck!
Trump's state visit cost my council £350,000 and the government hasn't paid us back yet.
It seems like at the moment, I personally paid for that orange fascist wanker to visit the UK—which really annoys me.
Trump's state visit cost my council £350,000 and the government hasn't paid us back yet.
It seems like at the moment, I personally paid for that orange fascist wanker to visit the UK—which really annoys me.
I saw this sign and imagined what would be in the Museum of Eton Life…
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I saw this sign and imagined what would be in the Museum of Eton Life…
I'm cutting thru Eton College playing field on my way to Wetherspoons.
Last time I was here Jacob Rees-Mogg looked at me while I was wearing a Mr Blobby t-shirt. I know he saw me cos he looked away in distain immediately.
I'm proud I made Jacob Rees-Mogg think about Mr Blobby if only for a second.
Last time I was here Jacob Rees-Mogg looked at me while I was wearing a Mr Blobby t-shirt. I know he saw me cos he looked away in distain immediately.
I'm proud I made Jacob Rees-Mogg think about Mr Blobby if only for a second.
November 27, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I'm cutting thru Eton College playing field on my way to Wetherspoons.
Last time I was here Jacob Rees-Mogg looked at me while I was wearing a Mr Blobby t-shirt. I know he saw me cos he looked away in distain immediately.
I'm proud I made Jacob Rees-Mogg think about Mr Blobby if only for a second.
Last time I was here Jacob Rees-Mogg looked at me while I was wearing a Mr Blobby t-shirt. I know he saw me cos he looked away in distain immediately.
I'm proud I made Jacob Rees-Mogg think about Mr Blobby if only for a second.
Frontier: Elite II
It procedurally generated the entire galaxy from one floppy disk—imagine what you could do with a remaster.
It procedurally generated the entire galaxy from one floppy disk—imagine what you could do with a remaster.
November 27, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Frontier: Elite II
It procedurally generated the entire galaxy from one floppy disk—imagine what you could do with a remaster.
It procedurally generated the entire galaxy from one floppy disk—imagine what you could do with a remaster.