Leyton Jay
@leytonjay.bsky.social
42, He/him, UK 🇬🇧🖖🏻
Big fan of Star Trek, Doctor Who and your Mum. Loves alternative comedy and Cheapshow podcast. I'm reacting to EVERY episode of Noel's House Party https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFgx8EnUezI33P_YrEo9mUDW05HlwUjhx&si=1Lie-5OAnsayB__9
Big fan of Star Trek, Doctor Who and your Mum. Loves alternative comedy and Cheapshow podcast. I'm reacting to EVERY episode of Noel's House Party https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFgx8EnUezI33P_YrEo9mUDW05HlwUjhx&si=1Lie-5OAnsayB__9
HOT TAKE:
Robert Downey Junior was always going to be Dr Doom.
Victor Von Doom is a Tony Stark that survived the snap and desires unlimited power to control everything, which is where our Tony was headed anyway.
"a suit of armour around the world, whether, it impacts our precious freedom or not."
Robert Downey Junior was always going to be Dr Doom.
Victor Von Doom is a Tony Stark that survived the snap and desires unlimited power to control everything, which is where our Tony was headed anyway.
"a suit of armour around the world, whether, it impacts our precious freedom or not."
November 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
HOT TAKE:
Robert Downey Junior was always going to be Dr Doom.
Victor Von Doom is a Tony Stark that survived the snap and desires unlimited power to control everything, which is where our Tony was headed anyway.
"a suit of armour around the world, whether, it impacts our precious freedom or not."
Robert Downey Junior was always going to be Dr Doom.
Victor Von Doom is a Tony Stark that survived the snap and desires unlimited power to control everything, which is where our Tony was headed anyway.
"a suit of armour around the world, whether, it impacts our precious freedom or not."
Milton Keynes actor Waseem Mirza will star in Doctor Who spin-off The War Between The Land And The Sea.
Yet MK Citizen newspaper has only published the top half of his face… and they call it "Dr. Who" on Disney+ even though citizens of Milton Keynes could only ever watch it on the BBC.
Amateurs.
Yet MK Citizen newspaper has only published the top half of his face… and they call it "Dr. Who" on Disney+ even though citizens of Milton Keynes could only ever watch it on the BBC.
Amateurs.
November 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Milton Keynes actor Waseem Mirza will star in Doctor Who spin-off The War Between The Land And The Sea.
Yet MK Citizen newspaper has only published the top half of his face… and they call it "Dr. Who" on Disney+ even though citizens of Milton Keynes could only ever watch it on the BBC.
Amateurs.
Yet MK Citizen newspaper has only published the top half of his face… and they call it "Dr. Who" on Disney+ even though citizens of Milton Keynes could only ever watch it on the BBC.
Amateurs.
Sam's got a new hugely derivative Police Consultant TV show to half-watch while she marks… BUT this one stars the amazing LeVar Burton!
I find it hugely distracting—we have a small house and I automatically listen to Geordie's voice… even when he's not saying #StarTrek stuff.
I find it hugely distracting—we have a small house and I automatically listen to Geordie's voice… even when he's not saying #StarTrek stuff.
November 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Sam's got a new hugely derivative Police Consultant TV show to half-watch while she marks… BUT this one stars the amazing LeVar Burton!
I find it hugely distracting—we have a small house and I automatically listen to Geordie's voice… even when he's not saying #StarTrek stuff.
I find it hugely distracting—we have a small house and I automatically listen to Geordie's voice… even when he's not saying #StarTrek stuff.
It's a fucking disgrace.
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
It's a fucking disgrace.
After Trump's crooked Ukraine peace plan, Xi Jumping realises everything can be bought for a price.
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
After Trump's crooked Ukraine peace plan, Xi Jumping realises everything can be bought for a price.
Good morning, I'm now unemployed.
Things are not too bad, but I am accepting coffee donations via ko-fi.com/leytonjay
Things are not too bad, but I am accepting coffee donations via ko-fi.com/leytonjay
November 25, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Good morning, I'm now unemployed.
Things are not too bad, but I am accepting coffee donations via ko-fi.com/leytonjay
Things are not too bad, but I am accepting coffee donations via ko-fi.com/leytonjay
Do you think Tony Stark would've had the same beef with Peggy Carter's leadership as he did with Steve Rogers—or would've he just hit on her, been rebuffed and then said "Yes, Ma'am."
November 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Do you think Tony Stark would've had the same beef with Peggy Carter's leadership as he did with Steve Rogers—or would've he just hit on her, been rebuffed and then said "Yes, Ma'am."
I must be the only person doing Mystery Shopping assignments in my area… last night I got paid £25 to order a burger (which I'm reimbursed for) 30mins before closing time. The normal fee is £5.
I didn't want the fries, I bought them home and we're gonna make French Tacos with them later.
I didn't want the fries, I bought them home and we're gonna make French Tacos with them later.
November 23, 2025 at 11:07 AM
I must be the only person doing Mystery Shopping assignments in my area… last night I got paid £25 to order a burger (which I'm reimbursed for) 30mins before closing time. The normal fee is £5.
I didn't want the fries, I bought them home and we're gonna make French Tacos with them later.
I didn't want the fries, I bought them home and we're gonna make French Tacos with them later.
"Welcome to Choco Leibniz.
For you, Tommy, the war is over."
For you, Tommy, the war is over."
November 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
"Welcome to Choco Leibniz.
For you, Tommy, the war is over."
For you, Tommy, the war is over."
Just witnessed an argument about an Edwardian door handle at National Trust Hinton Ampner.
"Leave the door handle alone please, sir!"
"It not real!"
"IT IS REAL! Get away from it."
Despite this we had a lovely 7min wander around the pantomime themed Christmas display… after driving 90mins 🙄
"Leave the door handle alone please, sir!"
"It not real!"
"IT IS REAL! Get away from it."
Despite this we had a lovely 7min wander around the pantomime themed Christmas display… after driving 90mins 🙄
November 22, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Just witnessed an argument about an Edwardian door handle at National Trust Hinton Ampner.
"Leave the door handle alone please, sir!"
"It not real!"
"IT IS REAL! Get away from it."
Despite this we had a lovely 7min wander around the pantomime themed Christmas display… after driving 90mins 🙄
"Leave the door handle alone please, sir!"
"It not real!"
"IT IS REAL! Get away from it."
Despite this we had a lovely 7min wander around the pantomime themed Christmas display… after driving 90mins 🙄
Good morning.
I'm in Alton, where Jane Austen lived for 8 years before dying of cancer in Winchester.
Have a great day 👍🏻
I'm in Alton, where Jane Austen lived for 8 years before dying of cancer in Winchester.
Have a great day 👍🏻
November 22, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Good morning.
I'm in Alton, where Jane Austen lived for 8 years before dying of cancer in Winchester.
Have a great day 👍🏻
I'm in Alton, where Jane Austen lived for 8 years before dying of cancer in Winchester.
Have a great day 👍🏻
Oh, FFS!
I was weeing while listening to @cheapshow.bsky.social, my earbud dropped into the toilet and I had to fish it out.
So Paul and @e-loud.bsky.social have played a Price of Shite in my (quite strong) piss. Thankfully, after a rinse, it still works.
I was weeing while listening to @cheapshow.bsky.social, my earbud dropped into the toilet and I had to fish it out.
So Paul and @e-loud.bsky.social have played a Price of Shite in my (quite strong) piss. Thankfully, after a rinse, it still works.
November 22, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Oh, FFS!
I was weeing while listening to @cheapshow.bsky.social, my earbud dropped into the toilet and I had to fish it out.
So Paul and @e-loud.bsky.social have played a Price of Shite in my (quite strong) piss. Thankfully, after a rinse, it still works.
I was weeing while listening to @cheapshow.bsky.social, my earbud dropped into the toilet and I had to fish it out.
So Paul and @e-loud.bsky.social have played a Price of Shite in my (quite strong) piss. Thankfully, after a rinse, it still works.
They don't work there, they're queuing to get in…
November 21, 2025 at 10:50 AM
They don't work there, they're queuing to get in…
Good morning. McDonald's are playing Christmas music already—I walked in and walked straight out. I cannot sanction that buffoonery.
Staff in my local Costa told HQ their music system is broken to avoid playing Christmas music, but I can hear normal music playing right now 🤪
#Resist 👍🏻
Staff in my local Costa told HQ their music system is broken to avoid playing Christmas music, but I can hear normal music playing right now 🤪
#Resist 👍🏻
November 21, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Good morning. McDonald's are playing Christmas music already—I walked in and walked straight out. I cannot sanction that buffoonery.
Staff in my local Costa told HQ their music system is broken to avoid playing Christmas music, but I can hear normal music playing right now 🤪
#Resist 👍🏻
Staff in my local Costa told HQ their music system is broken to avoid playing Christmas music, but I can hear normal music playing right now 🤪
#Resist 👍🏻
Are we about to see yet another design change to apps and logo designs?
Apps and logos went super flat and simplistic on digital and in real life a couple of years ago, but the Bluesky logo just added ambient shading and a little drop shadow to make it seem curvaceously embossed… I really like it.
Apps and logos went super flat and simplistic on digital and in real life a couple of years ago, but the Bluesky logo just added ambient shading and a little drop shadow to make it seem curvaceously embossed… I really like it.
November 21, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Are we about to see yet another design change to apps and logo designs?
Apps and logos went super flat and simplistic on digital and in real life a couple of years ago, but the Bluesky logo just added ambient shading and a little drop shadow to make it seem curvaceously embossed… I really like it.
Apps and logos went super flat and simplistic on digital and in real life a couple of years ago, but the Bluesky logo just added ambient shading and a little drop shadow to make it seem curvaceously embossed… I really like it.
Which bat are you today?
I'd like to be 4 but I think I'm 5.
I'd like to be 4 but I think I'm 5.
November 21, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Which bat are you today?
I'd like to be 4 but I think I'm 5.
I'd like to be 4 but I think I'm 5.
November 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I had Zool on the Amiga 500. I think it was a good game, but to be honest all I remember is the anti-piracy wheel that came with it.
While researching this post I've realised that I even had Zool 2, as this is the far superior anti-piracy wheel for it.
While researching this post I've realised that I even had Zool 2, as this is the far superior anti-piracy wheel for it.
November 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I had Zool on the Amiga 500. I think it was a good game, but to be honest all I remember is the anti-piracy wheel that came with it.
While researching this post I've realised that I even had Zool 2, as this is the far superior anti-piracy wheel for it.
While researching this post I've realised that I even had Zool 2, as this is the far superior anti-piracy wheel for it.
Is it from the 90s?
November 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Is it from the 90s?
Maybe 🤪 I looked to see if Swarfega is orange and found this which made me laugh.
November 20, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Maybe 🤪 I looked to see if Swarfega is orange and found this which made me laugh.
Can you get fit by only eating jelly?
I overheard the lads at my garage saying how their colleague used to be a fat and the doctor told him to only eat jelly.
I laughed, thinking I'd misheard them. Then a hench geezer comes out eating a massive tub of jelly.
Sports Jelly. Have I gone mad?
I overheard the lads at my garage saying how their colleague used to be a fat and the doctor told him to only eat jelly.
I laughed, thinking I'd misheard them. Then a hench geezer comes out eating a massive tub of jelly.
Sports Jelly. Have I gone mad?
November 20, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Can you get fit by only eating jelly?
I overheard the lads at my garage saying how their colleague used to be a fat and the doctor told him to only eat jelly.
I laughed, thinking I'd misheard them. Then a hench geezer comes out eating a massive tub of jelly.
Sports Jelly. Have I gone mad?
I overheard the lads at my garage saying how their colleague used to be a fat and the doctor told him to only eat jelly.
I laughed, thinking I'd misheard them. Then a hench geezer comes out eating a massive tub of jelly.
Sports Jelly. Have I gone mad?
November 20, 2025 at 12:50 AM
November 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM