Leyton Jay
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Leyton Jay
@leytonjay.bsky.social
42, He/him, UK 🇬🇧🖖🏻
Big fan of Star Trek, Doctor Who and your Mum. Loves alternative comedy and Cheapshow podcast. I'm reacting to EVERY episode of Noel's House Party https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFgx8EnUezI33P_YrEo9mUDW05HlwUjhx&si=1Lie-5OAnsayB__9
Shocking isn't it.

It's clear these people clearly don't walk around in public like the rest of us—chicken shops are EVERYWHERE undercutting each other left right and centre as every fucker knows!

The idea that you'd try to play in that market rather than just doing pizza better is utterly insane.
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Fun Fact:
Most adults who buy Kinder eggs do so keep their weed inside the air-tight plastic egg.
A small minority use it to smuggle class A drugs up their bums as it's just the right size… or so I'm told, I wouldn't know anything about that 🤫
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
"Blown, sir."
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Incredible! I love these, but are there only 8? ❤️
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Livin' the dream.
November 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Q, Worf, Riker, Picard
November 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Nice. Great idea. I think I've tried both the purple ones if I'm remembering correctly. If one is the rolled up tube crisps—then they're fucking AMAZING.
November 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
👍🏻
November 23, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Oooh, I could crush a grape.
November 23, 2025 at 11:33 AM
It's not the pink that offends me, it's the god awful design around the neck. Would be far better as just solid pink.
November 23, 2025 at 11:31 AM