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every time I give reddit another shot I see the worst thing ever
February 6, 2026 at 9:51 PM
every time I give reddit another shot I see the worst thing ever
real missed opportunity to integrate Fulci into the olympics opening ceremony like Gojira in Paris
February 6, 2026 at 10:02 PM
real missed opportunity to integrate Fulci into the olympics opening ceremony like Gojira in Paris
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E-I-H-T, now should i continue? yeah, you left out the G cuz the G aint in you
February 4, 2026 at 8:34 PM
E-I-H-T, now should i continue? yeah, you left out the G cuz the G aint in you
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February 4, 2026 at 7:37 PM
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worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM
worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
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Damn that was a quick trip Fish Stark
January 22, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Damn that was a quick trip Fish Stark
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ME: Chakan: The Forever Man really got screwed over at the box office.
(AN AIDE whispers in my ear that 'the box office' refers to movies and not unpopular Sega Genesis games)
ME: WHAT!!!
(AN AIDE whispers in my ear that 'the box office' refers to movies and not unpopular Sega Genesis games)
ME: WHAT!!!
January 21, 2026 at 3:31 AM
ME: Chakan: The Forever Man really got screwed over at the box office.
(AN AIDE whispers in my ear that 'the box office' refers to movies and not unpopular Sega Genesis games)
ME: WHAT!!!
(AN AIDE whispers in my ear that 'the box office' refers to movies and not unpopular Sega Genesis games)
ME: WHAT!!!
I know I'm not the only one immediately thinking of a very specific Something Awful article when I see this
January 20, 2026 at 4:12 AM
I know I'm not the only one immediately thinking of a very specific Something Awful article when I see this
why don't people want to punch Mr Beast? it is an impulse that surges from a place deep inside of my being that I just assumed was innate to all humans much like thirst or hunger. yet people interact with him without assaulting him, it's a mystery to me
January 17, 2026 at 8:09 AM
why don't people want to punch Mr Beast? it is an impulse that surges from a place deep inside of my being that I just assumed was innate to all humans much like thirst or hunger. yet people interact with him without assaulting him, it's a mystery to me
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This might sound harsh, and judgmental, but if video is your preferred way of getting information about a topic, you’re a fucking moron
December 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
This might sound harsh, and judgmental, but if video is your preferred way of getting information about a topic, you’re a fucking moron
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"Wow, children! That's the most fun I've had celebrating the magic of Christmas, since my original recording of 'Zip Zap Rap.'" - excerpt from 𝐷𝑒𝑣𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑛' 𝐷𝑎𝑣𝑒 (𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑇𝑢𝑟𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑏𝑙𝑒 𝑆𝑙𝑎𝑣𝑒) 𝑀𝑒𝑒𝑡𝑠 𝑆𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑎 𝐶𝑙𝑎𝑢𝑠! (1986, unreleased)
December 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
"Wow, children! That's the most fun I've had celebrating the magic of Christmas, since my original recording of 'Zip Zap Rap.'" - excerpt from 𝐷𝑒𝑣𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑛' 𝐷𝑎𝑣𝑒 (𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑇𝑢𝑟𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑏𝑙𝑒 𝑆𝑙𝑎𝑣𝑒) 𝑀𝑒𝑒𝑡𝑠 𝑆𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑎 𝐶𝑙𝑎𝑢𝑠! (1986, unreleased)
it's incredible how much these weird press conferences are like On Cinema at the Cinema
Lutnick on the $1 million Trump Gold Card: "It's a gift to the United States of America to help America be great again under Donald Trump."
December 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
it's incredible how much these weird press conferences are like On Cinema at the Cinema
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I've got some bad news for you about "actual law enforcement"...
Stop calling them ICE agents. They’re not actual law enforcement. They are thugs-for-hire recruited from the Proud Boys, J6ers, and others. They are violent predators given the freedom to run wild against the people they have demonized. Every one of them must be brought to justice when this is over.
November 16, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I've got some bad news for you about "actual law enforcement"...
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[to adam sandler's hanukkah song]
I am Cornholio 🎵
Need TP for bungholio 🎶
I am Cornholio 🎵
Need TP for bungholio 🎶
November 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
[to adam sandler's hanukkah song]
I am Cornholio 🎵
Need TP for bungholio 🎶
I am Cornholio 🎵
Need TP for bungholio 🎶
1. Rush
2. Megadeth
3. Orbital
4. Death
5. Mr. Lif
6. Threshold
7. Wobbler
8. Basic Channel
2. Megadeth
3. Orbital
4. Death
5. Mr. Lif
6. Threshold
7. Wobbler
8. Basic Channel
aight let's do this
1. Radiohead
2. Beatles
3. Neil Young
4. CMX
5. Alo Mattiisen
6. Public Enemy
7. Menomena
8. Horace Silver
9. Veljo Tormis
1. Radiohead
2. Beatles
3. Neil Young
4. CMX
5. Alo Mattiisen
6. Public Enemy
7. Menomena
8. Horace Silver
9. Veljo Tormis
define your music taste with 8 artists
(this is going to be hard for me bc i am a constantly changing mass of cells and electrons)
1. Ghost
2. Sleep Token
3. AFI
4. Placebo
5. The Protomen
6. Jamiroquai
7. Megadeth
8. Yes
9. Genesis
10. The Mars Volta
(this is going to be hard for me bc i am a constantly changing mass of cells and electrons)
1. Ghost
2. Sleep Token
3. AFI
4. Placebo
5. The Protomen
6. Jamiroquai
7. Megadeth
8. Yes
9. Genesis
10. The Mars Volta
November 1, 2025 at 8:26 AM
1. Rush
2. Megadeth
3. Orbital
4. Death
5. Mr. Lif
6. Threshold
7. Wobbler
8. Basic Channel
2. Megadeth
3. Orbital
4. Death
5. Mr. Lif
6. Threshold
7. Wobbler
8. Basic Channel
The Outer Worlds 2 is fun so far but man the kerning on the text for character names is atrocious
October 31, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The Outer Worlds 2 is fun so far but man the kerning on the text for character names is atrocious
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the letter Q exists to remind us of what we once had
RETVRN
RETVRN
September 2, 2024 at 3:06 PM
the letter Q exists to remind us of what we once had
RETVRN
RETVRN
Make a movie food:
Deadly Mile High Club Sandwich
Deadly Mile High Club Sandwich
Make a movie food:
Day of the Locust Gum
Day of the Locust Gum
Make a movie food:
Sixteen Candies
Sixteen Candies
October 24, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Make a movie food:
Deadly Mile High Club Sandwich
Deadly Mile High Club Sandwich
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Νο doubt you've heard about crypto-fash loving Metal Threat Festival in Chicago by now if you're a metalhead that cares about politics and doesn't live under a rock. You can read our full statement below ⬇️
October 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Νο doubt you've heard about crypto-fash loving Metal Threat Festival in Chicago by now if you're a metalhead that cares about politics and doesn't live under a rock. You can read our full statement below ⬇️
oh yeah, AI is gonna solve everything
September 28, 2025 at 8:04 AM
oh yeah, AI is gonna solve everything
the only short form video I respect is TedCrusty's youtube
September 14, 2025 at 6:53 AM
the only short form video I respect is TedCrusty's youtube
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The only way you didn't go crazy from computer is if you know what really whips the llamas ass
Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up
September 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
The only way you didn't go crazy from computer is if you know what really whips the llamas ass
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9/11 this, 9/11 that; some of y’all need to put down the 9 ELVEN rings gifted to the race of men, who above all else, desire power <send>
September 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
9/11 this, 9/11 that; some of y’all need to put down the 9 ELVEN rings gifted to the race of men, who above all else, desire power <send>