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Drink it in! 3d printed weirdo, they/phlegm
@carcosette.bsky.social told me how to do small text in discord and now we are whispering and scheming together
November 27, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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give this man a little house and he IMMEDIATELY turns into a "get off my lawn" guy
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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banned for khmer rougeposting
November 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Hey cutie, am I safe in assuming that rail transit gets you going? Wanna join me for a little
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
steely dan doesn't contain a member named dan, band discarded
No Steely Dan, list discarded
@billboard.com magazine’s TOP 50 ROCK BANDS OF ALL TIME or “SOMETHING ELSE FOR THE COUNTRY TO FIGHT ABOUT." Sound off!
November 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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ⓘ you have been visited by a Jerrypost ("the temples are the sideburns of the forehead.") repost or face six years of bad posting
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
LET US TOUCH TUBES TOGETHER ON TRANSIT
Hey cutie, am I safe in assuming that rail transit gets you going? Wanna join me for a little
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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"oh no! i'm late for my first day of hive war!"
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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the gang has been making heavy use of ranged weapons ever since their hive schola banned bringing chainswords to class
November 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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when not engaging in running gun battles, shaking down pilgrims for spare thrones, or selling chems to the wage-serfs, the gang can usually be found smoking behind the local Family Martyr
November 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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the gang will proxy for Orlocks, so of course they need a big gun and somebody suitably insane enough to use it

she is of course the shortest member of the gang
November 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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sometimes my brain is just like "hey erika make a sukeban necromunda gang" and i just have to be like "... okay"
November 20, 2025 at 6:58 PM
the wife of Bath would be a problematic chaser milf
November 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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i miss the vapes where it was like a giant looney toons bag of smoke that you passed around
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
it is fucking unfair that you wrote in-universe poetry for your story and it did not suck
(I was working with Latex today for my actual job and made some in-universe documents. I'll likely add more to the continuing plot line tho, don't worry)
November 25, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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(I was working with Latex today for my actual job and made some in-universe documents. I'll likely add more to the continuing plot line tho, don't worry)
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM
i miss the vapes where it was like a giant looney toons bag of smoke that you passed around
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
the horrible pit where i live like a wolverine in a drainpipe has been cleansed to within a reasonable definition
me before cleaning my room: i refuse to live like this!!

me after cleaning my room: damn, "living like this" got hands
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 AM
me before cleaning my room: i refuse to live like this!!

me after cleaning my room: damn, "living like this" got hands
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
two cats fighting over a bag, that's what's up
November 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
staring contest but whoever loses has to bottom
November 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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do you have any idea how much you have to piss somebody off to make them change their gauge
#Finland will begin to #Russia - proof its rail network, integrate with EU train infrastructure.

The Finnish government has announced the conversion of its rail network from Russian gauge (1,524 mm) to European standard (1,435 mm).

www.trenvista.net/en/news/flas...
November 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
You wanna know what happens to your gifts? They all come to me. In your garbage. You see what I’m saying? In your garbage. I could hang myself with all the bad Christmas neckties I found at the dump, Charlie Brown
There is an old Klingon proverb that says revenge is a dish best served cold. It is very cold in space, Charlie Brown
You cannot kill me in any way that matters, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
stripper named rotisserie chick
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM