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Themlock
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Drink it in! 3d printed weirdo, they/phlegm
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gender affirming sweater
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LOL: Looting of Louvre
ATTENTION PARENTS: is your child texting about stealing from the Louvre? know the signs:

RTFM: robbing the famous museum
LMAO: looting my ass off
LSTCDTS: let's see Tom Cruise do this shit
MLM: Mona Lisa's mine
THE MOST RECENT WORLD'S FAIR WAS IN 2025????
3d scanner that takes a perfect image of your tits, bra 3d printed out of TPU, print voronoi style for some really interesting marks
I need the flashy memory gun from Men In Black but only so I can experience washing certain TV shows again for the first time
my friends are experiencing andor s1 for the first time and i'm frankly jealous of them
my friends are experiencing andor s1 for the first time and i'm frankly jealous of them
if you order Chinese from separate towns then you can have Tso's in different area codes
i mean yeah but at least there's still pizza
awful that i can't look at an image like this and automatically tell if it's real or AI. if it were real i'd be a syrup hazard
you are ready to be covered in tinfoil so you can gently rest on the counter
Yeah, you're my roller-rink, jazz machine
And you cannot convince me you don't know everything, oh everything
And, yeah, I know you're leaving, the moon is calling you
I know it's never over, I'll see you again soon
Tonight when I look up at the moon
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I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
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For God’s sake let us sit upon the ground
And tell sad stories of the death of kings
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okay, we figured out that an antlersquid is a bipedal creature with a huge cluster of tentacles instead of its tail and the face of a parrotfish (eerily humanlike teeth) with antlers coming out of where its nostrils should be, sort of like this
the checkmarks are warhammer-coded lol
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tapping my sign, The Sign [this site largely skated on heavily underinvesting in t&s because the invite system filtered for Posters and it absolutely cannot handle a large influx of toxic users]
the ping makes it fuck HARDER, i love weapons that go ping
also they self-domesticated like cats
like parrotfish, they mostly eat coral and poop sand. the "antlers" are adapted gills. something in their biology made it very easy for them to transition from ocean to land, so they're barely changed from their ocean dwelling cousins