Themlock
@hemlockmimosa.bsky.social
Drink it in! 3d printed weirdo, they/phlegm
broke: asking grok
woke: beseeching the orcish gods Gork and Mork
woke: beseeching the orcish gods Gork and Mork
December 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
broke: asking grok
woke: beseeching the orcish gods Gork and Mork
woke: beseeching the orcish gods Gork and Mork
are you telling me a shrimp popped this corn???
December 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
are you telling me a shrimp popped this corn???
start reading HOTEND here: archiveofourown.org/works/694572...
December 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
start reading HOTEND here: archiveofourown.org/works/694572...
I reached forward to turn off the machine so I could erase its drive and try again.
The printer responded by making its nozzle glow so brightly that I yelped and covered my eyes. “Careful, whelp,” it growled. “I’ll sear thy jelly from thy sockets rather than suffer deactivation.”
The printer responded by making its nozzle glow so brightly that I yelped and covered my eyes. “Careful, whelp,” it growled. “I’ll sear thy jelly from thy sockets rather than suffer deactivation.”
Share the last line you wrote in your wip! #WritingPrompt
December 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I reached forward to turn off the machine so I could erase its drive and try again.
The printer responded by making its nozzle glow so brightly that I yelped and covered my eyes. “Careful, whelp,” it growled. “I’ll sear thy jelly from thy sockets rather than suffer deactivation.”
The printer responded by making its nozzle glow so brightly that I yelped and covered my eyes. “Careful, whelp,” it growled. “I’ll sear thy jelly from thy sockets rather than suffer deactivation.”
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Man i love how crazy this is like this is the extreme absurd answer to who would be the worst person to invite to the set of your kids show just chefs kiss no sense allowed on the production under jkr a whole show made in a reality warped bubble
They invited Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor to the Harry Potter set THIS SEPTEMBER?!?
December 12, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Man i love how crazy this is like this is the extreme absurd answer to who would be the worst person to invite to the set of your kids show just chefs kiss no sense allowed on the production under jkr a whole show made in a reality warped bubble
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Living long is the best revenge.
December 12, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Living long is the best revenge.
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more like "american cannot" lol gottem
“American Canto,” one of the most hyped political books of the year, flopped in bookstores.
Olivia Nuzzi’s ‘Canto’ Sells Just 1,200 Print Copies In First Week
“American Canto,” one of the most hyped political books of the year, flopped in bookstores.
www.forbes.com
December 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
more like "american cannot" lol gottem
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once again mourning the peak of human civilization en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Anda...
Al-Andalus - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 28, 2025 at 10:18 AM
once again mourning the peak of human civilization en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Anda...
if you were a dinosaur you'd be a fartadon
December 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
if you were a dinosaur you'd be a fartadon
more like "american cannot" lol gottem
“American Canto,” one of the most hyped political books of the year, flopped in bookstores.
Olivia Nuzzi’s ‘Canto’ Sells Just 1,200 Print Copies In First Week
“American Canto,” one of the most hyped political books of the year, flopped in bookstores.
www.forbes.com
December 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
more like "american cannot" lol gottem
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Warhammer is Precious Moments for people who hate God
November 12, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Warhammer is Precious Moments for people who hate God
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sometimes adulthood means realizing that you like cherry flavored pepto bismol better than the original recipe
December 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
sometimes adulthood means realizing that you like cherry flavored pepto bismol better than the original recipe
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soft drink implies there’s a hard thick throbbing drink
December 8, 2025 at 6:59 AM
soft drink implies there’s a hard thick throbbing drink
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It's a mood this year.
December 7, 2025 at 2:34 AM
It's a mood this year.
i had a joke about Lot's Wife but it was too salty
I had a joke about Sodom but its gone now.
I had a joke about Cain and it fuckin killed, brother.
December 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
i had a joke about Lot's Wife but it was too salty
WHEN I AM COMMUNIST DICTATOR I AM GOING TO HAVE DRONES HUNT DOWN THE ANTIVAXXERS WITH SYRINGES AND THEN PUT THAT SHIT ON PAY PER VIEW
December 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
WHEN I AM COMMUNIST DICTATOR I AM GOING TO HAVE DRONES HUNT DOWN THE ANTIVAXXERS WITH SYRINGES AND THEN PUT THAT SHIT ON PAY PER VIEW
insane to me that catgirls went extinct because if you look at me and make a sad little meow I will do basically anything you ask
December 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
insane to me that catgirls went extinct because if you look at me and make a sad little meow I will do basically anything you ask
enabling quote posts was a mistake, but not the biggest one you made. would you fucking fail upwards off this website already???
December 8, 2025 at 2:53 AM
enabling quote posts was a mistake, but not the biggest one you made. would you fucking fail upwards off this website already???
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Can't remember if it was this bad before COVID but I'm seeing an alarming spreading of what I'll call Airport Behavior to other public places. Obliviousness to other people's existence, ineptitude at navigating the environment. "Is this your first time at the grocery store" type stuff
December 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Can't remember if it was this bad before COVID but I'm seeing an alarming spreading of what I'll call Airport Behavior to other public places. Obliviousness to other people's existence, ineptitude at navigating the environment. "Is this your first time at the grocery store" type stuff