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Themlock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 29m

this is a good one

colors.bsky.social @colors.bsky.social · 35m

#AD5199

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Themlock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 9h

gender affirming sweater

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leeks @anonleeks.bsky.social · 21h

LOL: Looting of Louvre

born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 1d

ATTENTION PARENTS: is your child texting about stealing from the Louvre? know the signs:

RTFM: robbing the famous museum
LMAO: looting my ass off
LSTCDTS: let's see Tom Cruise do this shit
MLM: Mona Lisa's mine

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Themlock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 1d

THE MOST RECENT WORLD'S FAIR WAS IN 2025????

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Themlock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 1d

biscuit time

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Themlock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 1d

3d scanner that takes a perfect image of your tits, bra 3d printed out of TPU, print voronoi style for some really interesting marks

Themlock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 1d

I need the flashy memory gun from Men In Black but only so I can experience washing certain TV shows again for the first time

Themlock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 1d

my friends are experiencing andor s1 for the first time and i'm frankly jealous of them

Themlock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 1d

my friends are experiencing andor s1 for the first time and i'm frankly jealous of them

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 1d

Toad!

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Themlock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 1d

if you order Chinese from separate towns then you can have Tso's in different area codes

Themlock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 1d

i mean yeah but at least there's still pizza

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Themlock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 1d

FU MANCHU DID A COVER OF GODZILLA AND IT FUCKS SEVERELY, PREPARE TO BE STOMPPPPPED

youtu.be/Z1Najo_8Tvc?...

FU MANCHU - GODZILLA

YouTube video by Desert Rocka

youtu.be

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Themlock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 1d

awful that i can't look at an image like this and automatically tell if it's real or AI. if it were real i'd be a syrup hazard

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Themlock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 1d

you are ready to be covered in tinfoil so you can gently rest on the counter

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Themlock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah, you're my roller-rink, jazz machine
And you cannot convince me you don't know everything, oh everything
And, yeah, I know you're leaving, the moon is calling you
I know it's never over, I'll see you again soon
Tonight when I look up at the moon

Themlock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 2d

in other AI news the biggest doom source code repository has had an internal schism bc the creator decided to use AI lol

www.pcgamer.com/games/fps/gz...

'GZDoom is basically dead' modders proclaim as contributors split from Doom's most popular sourceport, with tensions boiling over after its creator adds AI-generated code to the project

"The project is now completely bricked and everyone is abandoning ship."

www.pcgamer.com

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 2d

I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.

The Obama Hope poster, but it's a frog and it says "Hop"

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Themlock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 2d

as it should

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 2d

For God’s sake let us sit upon the ground
And tell sad stories of the death of kings

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Themlock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 3d

okay, we figured out that an antlersquid is a bipedal creature with a huge cluster of tentacles instead of its tail and the face of a parrotfish (eerily humanlike teeth) with antlers coming out of where its nostrils should be, sort of like this

a parrotfish but with red annotations showing where antlers would go

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Themlock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 2d

the checkmarks are warhammer-coded lol

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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 3d

tapping my sign, The Sign [this site largely skated on heavily underinvesting in t&s because the invite system filtered for Posters and it absolutely cannot handle a large influx of toxic users]

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Themlock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 3d

the ping makes it fuck HARDER, i love weapons that go ping

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Themlock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 3d

also they self-domesticated like cats

Themlock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 3d

like parrotfish, they mostly eat coral and poop sand. the "antlers" are adapted gills. something in their biology made it very easy for them to transition from ocean to land, so they're barely changed from their ocean dwelling cousins

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