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not as well read as I'd like. will ramble about politics, gaming, dogs, and books.
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drop a “well not with that attitude” in your group chat today. respect the classics
i know there's a lot more important things going on, but i'm still salty Alien: Earth stated FTL travel hadn't been invented yet.

when the Nostromo 100% travels faster than light in ALIEN. like full stop they just go that wrong. just because it's slow doesn't mean it's not faster than light, guys.
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 AM
i'm gonna cling to my prediction that When Prophecy Fails would never be debunked no matter what happens, i've spent too much of my life predicting it would never be debunked to change now
November 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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all of this is also true for sexism. you tell me you think women are biologically less smart and i’ll suspect that i could probably convince you to drink your own piss
November 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass
November 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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you have to be a genuine fucking idiot to believe this. there is no plausible genetic mechanism for this, especially if you go looking for "IQ" genes. there are a few genes which if you turn them off make humans gravely intellectually disabled. other than that it's a million point mutations.
November 8, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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"but it's actually bad if SCOTUS stops the tariffs because it will make things suck less, thus blunting the blue wave" this might apply if Trump suddenly became a very sensible individual with a great sense of political strategy. if they strike them down he's gonna flip his shit & do bad things
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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I had thought most of my naive idealism had been stomped out of me by now, but it’s amazing to me that this level of public animosity could be directed by Democratic leadership toward a sweet and personable young candidate of their own party seemingly exclusively because of his background.
Q: It's election day in NYC. Did you vote for Mamdani or Cuomo?

Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
November 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Schumer is plainly just a massive bigot. he will not support a Muslim for elected office
Q: It's election day in NYC. Did you vote for Mamdani or Cuomo?

Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
November 4, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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I HAVE NO READING COMPREHENSION

I AM ANGRY
November 4, 2025 at 9:08 PM
they call it the thousand island stare
November 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
cult of the bloody tongue endorses cuomo for new york mayor, saying he's one of the chosen of nyarlathotep

journalist jackson elias, longstanding cuomo critic, could not be reached for comment
November 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
the best job i ever had was just sitting in a warehouse going through 100 year old documents so dust coated i developed a bad cough

shoulda been a historian. instead i'm the international jewel thief known only as the The Stranger and man it's just a drag these days getting health insurance
November 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
the non-fundamentalist strain conservatives started turning against science when the science-magicians started being more non-white and non-male, and when environmental science started revealing bad-for-industry truths about all kinds of stuff

and the fundamentalists were already mad about darwin
November 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
the entire extraction loot shooter genre is predicated on the lizard brain activation of finding some duct tape in a bin when you need duct tape

i'm okay with this
November 4, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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the next democrat needs to pass legislation requiring that all sci-fi media have a constant disclaimer that "none of this shit is ever going to happen"
October 25, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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it’s wild that this is just sort of the most openly corrupt administration of all time and they’re just allowed to do that and most media doesn’t say a word about it
October 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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this is a pet peeve of mine. "war crime" is not something that means "bad thing I think is wrong". it is not a war crime to murder thousands of retreating enemy soldiers. it is a war crime to paint a Red Cross on a truck. if you think something is morally wrong just fucking say that.
ok so the basic problem here is that you have no idea what “war criminal” means except it’s a phrase that people react to
October 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
people focus on how much horror Pennywise brought to Derry but his partner Poundfoolish arguably did way more harm with that podcast
October 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Graduate seminar did a deep dive on Thomas Paine’s Common Sense yesterday. At the line, “in America the law is king,” they (14 students from 6 countries) burst out laughing. I've been doing this for 35 years and this is the first time that was a laugh line.
October 22, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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i think that if you enter into a conspiracy with the president to extrajudicially detain residents of the united states until they're raped to death in your city-sized torture prison you have committed an act of war against the united states. i am not suggesting nation-building.
October 20, 2025 at 2:30 AM
german word for the sense of loss you feel looking at an empty bookshelf after converting to an ereader library
October 20, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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i hate them because they are deliberately repulsive. i think i'm better than them because i am
October 19, 2025 at 9:50 AM
brushing a dog and then a gust of wind blows all the hair back onto the dog. a metaphor for both the worth and futility of human endeavor
October 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Pro-regime media is funded by your wordle addiction. If you or someone you know is struggling with a NYT subscription please show them video games
New NYT euphemism just dropped
October 19, 2025 at 12:30 PM