Hannah Spanner
@hellopalendrome.bsky.social
Bristol based Graphic Designer. Newbie Biker 🏍 Crazy Cat Lady 🐈⬛. Easily distracted. Squirrel!🦄
Just completed my 1st full week of warehouse training, 1st day of picking solo. Broken. Send all the wines.
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November 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Just completed my 1st full week of warehouse training, 1st day of picking solo. Broken. Send all the wines.
Recently cancelled all subscriptions as...well, nothing to pay for them with atm. Started watching the U app a lot and it's fantastic. It's completely free and has amazing TV shows both UK and US, including all seasons of The Good Fight. Currently watching the slightly newer Upstairs...1/2
November 28, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Recently cancelled all subscriptions as...well, nothing to pay for them with atm. Started watching the U app a lot and it's fantastic. It's completely free and has amazing TV shows both UK and US, including all seasons of The Good Fight. Currently watching the slightly newer Upstairs...1/2
Just muted that fucking Geely advert again.
November 27, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Just muted that fucking Geely advert again.
My word that Geely advert is annoying. Having generations of kids who can't function in the real world because they're surrounded by automation isn't something to 'cute-ify'. #GrumpyOldCow
November 25, 2025 at 10:07 AM
My word that Geely advert is annoying. Having generations of kids who can't function in the real world because they're surrounded by automation isn't something to 'cute-ify'. #GrumpyOldCow
Most of the way through my 1st day of warehouse training. It's just nice to have a bit of purpose after months of unemployment.
November 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Most of the way through my 1st day of warehouse training. It's just nice to have a bit of purpose after months of unemployment.
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Look at this AI tripe. Nonsense text on the posters and a cabinet directly in front of a speaker.
November 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Look at this AI tripe. Nonsense text on the posters and a cabinet directly in front of a speaker.
Well this is fucked up yet not at all surprising.
X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Well this is fucked up yet not at all surprising.
Jesus...
I mean what is anything anymore? Michael Buerk doing an album on the trombone. Matt Alwright skiffle record. Gloria Hunniford beatboxing.
November 22, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Jesus...
Just been meowed at for taking this picture.
November 22, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Just been meowed at for taking this picture.
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Duvet mission complete
a woman in a plaid shirt is sitting on a couch with her arms crossed and making a funny face .
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November 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Duvet mission complete
About to button on the extra, thicker part of the duvet. Wish me luck and the ability to find all the buttons without shouting...
November 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
About to button on the extra, thicker part of the duvet. Wish me luck and the ability to find all the buttons without shouting...
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Did anyone actually know there was a new Avatar film coming out? Just listening to a new Mikey Cyrus song on Spotify and saw it was a soundtrack for 'Avatar: Fire & Ice'. Had to Google it and saw it's a Dec 2025 release! Not seen any marketing whatsoever.
November 21, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Did anyone actually know there was a new Avatar film coming out? Just listening to a new Mikey Cyrus song on Spotify and saw it was a soundtrack for 'Avatar: Fire & Ice'. Had to Google it and saw it's a Dec 2025 release! Not seen any marketing whatsoever.
Apple Watch boasting bout sleep score that Garmin has had for years 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 21, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Apple Watch boasting bout sleep score that Garmin has had for years 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just sat down very confidently, full contact, onto a cold loo seat.
November 21, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Just sat down very confidently, full contact, onto a cold loo seat.
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150 mins PER DAY!!? Fuck off.
November 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
150 mins PER DAY!!? Fuck off.
Soooo what does Cloudlfare actually do? I haven't noticed anything, even when connected to WIFI in a warehouse earlier today, as the connection seemed quite good!
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Soooo what does Cloudlfare actually do? I haven't noticed anything, even when connected to WIFI in a warehouse earlier today, as the connection seemed quite good!
Just seen a spokesperson from the 'Gloucestershire Older Drivers Forum' on the local news. Can only imagine the pricks in that group. Driving 40 everywhere, sitting in outer lanes while not overtaking anything and saying speed limit 'isn't a target'.
November 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Just seen a spokesperson from the 'Gloucestershire Older Drivers Forum' on the local news. Can only imagine the pricks in that group. Driving 40 everywhere, sitting in outer lanes while not overtaking anything and saying speed limit 'isn't a target'.
The holy trinity tonight folks: clean cotton bedding, clean cotton jimjams, and shaved legs.
a woman is laying in a bed with her arms outstretched and a canopy .
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November 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
The holy trinity tonight folks: clean cotton bedding, clean cotton jimjams, and shaved legs.
Well no wonder the 🍊💩 threatened to annex Canada!
In case you don’t know, Venezuela has the largest oil reserves in the world.
Makes you wonder about the motivation for our military plans there.
Makes you wonder about the motivation for our military plans there.
November 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Well no wonder the 🍊💩 threatened to annex Canada!
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AI is garbage. Pass it on.
November 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
AI is garbage. Pass it on.
Do they still do this with presents in shoe boxes? I remember doing Operation Christmas Child in the 90s in school.
When 7 yr old Tyrel Wolfe, Idaho packed a Christmas shoebox for“Operation Christmas Child” program he included a photo of himself in a cowboy outfit and sent the box to children in the Philippines. Years later Joana Marchan sent him a friend request on FB, she recv'd his box. Today they're married.
November 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Do they still do this with presents in shoe boxes? I remember doing Operation Christmas Child in the 90s in school.