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Hannah Spanner

@hellopalendrome.bsky.social

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Bristol based Graphic Designer. Newbie Biker 🏍 Crazy Cat Lady 🐈‍⬛. Easily distracted. Squirrel!🦄

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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 44m

OK, but I might need that de-bobbler as I buy a LOT of nice quality, charity shop knitwear!

Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 5h

I wish more people were this blunt. Stop pretending someone with a totally different belief system is worthy of your time. Don't waste your life.

Andrea Mullaney @andreamullaney.bsky.social · 9h

Well I was not expecting BILL NIGHY to be spitting facts today!
observer.co.uk/culture/inte...

I have started dating a man who is very nice but does not share my politics. Any advice?
"You just have to get the fuck out of there. What are you thinking? He must be incredibly attractive-looking. I mean, what is it? Is he tall? Does he remind you of your father? There's only two kinds of politics these days, and you can't breathe the same air as the other kind."

Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 5h

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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 5h

BUNNY PEETS

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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 5h

I hate all videos trying to show me how to do something. JUST GIVE ME NUMBERED STEPS AS TEXT.

Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 5h

Sunday-ing done right.

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pussycat @calenhad-social.bsky.social · 7h

Oh, the grand old Duke of York
He paid twelve million quid
To someone that he'd "never met"
For a thing he "never did".

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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 1d

Happy Caturday 🐾🤍

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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 22h

I KNEW something further was about to blow up with him. Why else would his brother be having a word? They were clearly forewarned.

The 'Skeets' @continuitytweets.bsky.social · 23h

...and guess which channel is right in there....

Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 22h

Oh, I believe it. Only about 5% of parcel people to our house know how to ring a doorbell, use a parcel box or even put the parcel anywhere near our door. Some recently have been shoving stuff under our electric driveway gates, which will damage them if we don't notice and open them.

Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 1d

That quilting is so pretty

Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 1d

Aaah auto....'spreading'

Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 1d

Had first motorbike rode out post op, which was great. Now for an afternoon of pottering about outside and speaking mulch. Really pleased with my new shed set up.

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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 1d

Cutest beans and face EVER.

Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 1d

Good old Costco. It looks fab when totally dark. Like a little grotto.

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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 1d

1st time in nearly 2 months. SQUEEEE

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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 2d

It's like night and day. I eventually went on meds which helped with a lot of my symptoms, but they weren't working so well in the run up to my surgery. And now I don't need to take them!

Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 2d

Yup. Recently had a hysterectomy for fibroids, adeno and endo, and at its absolute worst, I was having to get up every hr in the night.

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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 2d

Friday.

a cartoon of spongebob standing in front of a window with his hands in the air

ALT: a cartoon of spongebob standing in front of a window with his hands in the air

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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 2d

I have absolutely zero vim. Send eggs.

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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 2d

One of the cartoons from my new book 'Physics for Cats'. In good bookshops now and online in English, French, German and Spanish. It's also available as a print at www.tomgauld.com/

A view of the International Space Station floating in the stars above the earth. A cat in a space suit floats outside. An astronaut within the station looks out of a window and says "In? But I just let you out."

Text underneath reads:
From 'Physics for Cats' by Tom Gauld - Order it at www.tomgauld.com

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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 2d

I had to do similar. Then I woke up too hot near the edge with husband snoring.

a cartoon girl is smiling and making a funny face while saying `` i 'm fine '' .

ALT: a cartoon girl is smiling and making a funny face while saying `` i 'm fine '' .

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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 2d

I often yearn for more intelligent films from the 90s. Nothing was dumbed down.

Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 2d

I loved him so much in About Time. So deliciously grumpy.

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Grumpy Cat @grumpycat0023.bsky.social · 2d

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