ema
@hedsntails.bsky.social
soon-to-be purdue alum
slowly turning into my father (obsessed with sports)
can no longer deny the swiftie allegations (indy n1)
slowly turning into my father (obsessed with sports)
can no longer deny the swiftie allegations (indy n1)
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May 22, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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The Vatican chefs are going to be so confused when Pope Leo orders an Italian Beef
May 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The Vatican chefs are going to be so confused when Pope Leo orders an Italian Beef
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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
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personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down
April 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down
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"The Bechdel Test", "Bury Your Gays", these are concepts meant to point out patterns in popular culture, not to evaluate individual works of art. People who can't grasp this cling to shit like TVTropes because it saves them having to think.
April 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
"The Bechdel Test", "Bury Your Gays", these are concepts meant to point out patterns in popular culture, not to evaluate individual works of art. People who can't grasp this cling to shit like TVTropes because it saves them having to think.
there’s nothing more fun than being vaguely offputting to men on dating apps
April 27, 2025 at 5:28 AM
there’s nothing more fun than being vaguely offputting to men on dating apps
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he’s right and he’s right to say it
April 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
he’s right and he’s right to say it
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for some reason, i did not make a single bracket where clemson beats mcneese, which was certainly a Choice
March 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
for some reason, i did not make a single bracket where clemson beats mcneese, which was certainly a Choice
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Anyway it was nice for Tom Brady to get to share the building with the greatest American athlete of all time for a few minutes
February 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Anyway it was nice for Tom Brady to get to share the building with the greatest American athlete of all time for a few minutes
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in 1,000 years aliens are gonna find whatever’s left of earth and as they’re piecing together our history they’ll come upon that halftime show and go “goddamn you can’t lose a rap battle worse than that”
February 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
in 1,000 years aliens are gonna find whatever’s left of earth and as they’re piecing together our history they’ll come upon that halftime show and go “goddamn you can’t lose a rap battle worse than that”
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Kendrick’s American flag motif at THIS MOMENT is subversive. Yes, yes, yes.
February 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Kendrick’s American flag motif at THIS MOMENT is subversive. Yes, yes, yes.
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about one in every four super bowls we get a halftime choreographer who understands what pops on camera and in the building at the same time 🔥
February 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
about one in every four super bowls we get a halftime choreographer who understands what pops on camera and in the building at the same time 🔥
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trump right now
February 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
trump right now
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maga america being forced to watch the kendrick super bowl halftime show
February 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
maga america being forced to watch the kendrick super bowl halftime show
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The American Heart Association says Kendrick Lamar’s ‘Not Like Us’ has the right tempo for Hands-Only CPR at 101 beats per minute
February 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The American Heart Association says Kendrick Lamar’s ‘Not Like Us’ has the right tempo for Hands-Only CPR at 101 beats per minute
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Every one of these guys thinks they’re Oppenheimer mixed with Andrew Carnegie and they own something called SplortDotCom that got bought by Boozoo
2025 will go down as the year when all the subtext became text
February 6, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Every one of these guys thinks they’re Oppenheimer mixed with Andrew Carnegie and they own something called SplortDotCom that got bought by Boozoo
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