🍾🥂Brooke❄️☃️
@hawkeyebrooke.bsky.social
Would you say I have a plethora of piñatas?
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Just go and steal it. Why on earth do they suddenly have a conscience about provenance now?
(It’s because a white person owns it)
(It’s because a white person owns it)
BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
"The British Museum is trying to raise the last £100,000 it needs to buy a gold pendant worth £3.5m, linked to Henry VIII's marriage to Katherine of Aragon."
#Tudor
"The British Museum is trying to raise the last £100,000 it needs to buy a gold pendant worth £3.5m, linked to Henry VIII's marriage to Katherine of Aragon."
#Tudor
British Museum £100k away from Henry VIII pendant target - BBC News
Efforts to raise £3.5m are under way to give the jewellery a public rather than private home.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 17, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Just go and steal it. Why on earth do they suddenly have a conscience about provenance now?
(It’s because a white person owns it)
(It’s because a white person owns it)
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My partner @jasoncapsaicin.bsky.social made a step by step guide on how to break up ice in your neighborhood in Minnesota. Enjoy!
January 14, 2026 at 4:19 AM
My partner @jasoncapsaicin.bsky.social made a step by step guide on how to break up ice in your neighborhood in Minnesota. Enjoy!
We’re in the second week of forced return to the office full time, and of course I’m sick with bronchitis and a sinus infection for the first time since before Covid. It’s almost like thousands of people packed into a building is a bad idea.
January 14, 2026 at 3:40 AM
We’re in the second week of forced return to the office full time, and of course I’m sick with bronchitis and a sinus infection for the first time since before Covid. It’s almost like thousands of people packed into a building is a bad idea.
This is exactly it. ICE is the landing place for the sad, insecure little men who pout and whine when we’re taller than them in heels.
January 11, 2026 at 8:38 PM
This is exactly it. ICE is the landing place for the sad, insecure little men who pout and whine when we’re taller than them in heels.
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I need a video of the Pope doing “Good! Better! Best!” at 5:30am in Rome
January 11, 2026 at 5:03 AM
I need a video of the Pope doing “Good! Better! Best!” at 5:30am in Rome
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Go Bears.
Fuck the Packers.
Abolish ICE.
Fuck the Packers.
Abolish ICE.
January 10, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Go Bears.
Fuck the Packers.
Abolish ICE.
Fuck the Packers.
Abolish ICE.
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in baseball, we call this a wheeeeeeeee!
January 11, 2026 at 4:39 AM
in baseball, we call this a wheeeeeeeee!
Malört of victory! 🐻⬇️
January 11, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Malört of victory! 🐻⬇️
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Has anyone ever actually told the Bears that they’re allowed to play the whole game? They don’t HAVE to wait until the 4th quarter?
a man in a chicago bears jacket is sitting at a table in a bar with his arms in the air .
ALT: a man in a chicago bears jacket is sitting at a table in a bar with his arms in the air .
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Has anyone ever actually told the Bears that they’re allowed to play the whole game? They don’t HAVE to wait until the 4th quarter?
What’s the last car you stopped to take a picture of?
January 4, 2026 at 6:29 AM
What’s the last car you stopped to take a picture of?
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kinda starting to worry that an American Papacy has had unexpected ramifications for sports outcomes I care about
December 21, 2025 at 4:43 AM
kinda starting to worry that an American Papacy has had unexpected ramifications for sports outcomes I care about
lol, just your standard Bears win % chart.
December 21, 2025 at 4:48 AM
lol, just your standard Bears win % chart.
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EAT SHIT WISCONSIN
December 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
EAT SHIT WISCONSIN
Jesus Christ, Bears. Y’all trying to kill me. 🐻⬇️
December 21, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Jesus Christ, Bears. Y’all trying to kill me. 🐻⬇️
I’m no Ohio State fan, but I’m enjoying this. Michigan fans have been insufferable twats the last 4 years; they need a good shaming.
November 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I’m no Ohio State fan, but I’m enjoying this. Michigan fans have been insufferable twats the last 4 years; they need a good shaming.
Twas a good day. 🏈
November 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Twas a good day. 🏈
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The action hero this country needs. He even has a catchphrase.
I’m howling.
November 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
The action hero this country needs. He even has a catchphrase.
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Cardiac Bears, continued
November 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Cardiac Bears, continued
HOW DO THE BEARS KEEP DOING THIS?! Jesus Christ, my nerves aren’t built for this. 🐻⬇️
November 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
HOW DO THE BEARS KEEP DOING THIS?! Jesus Christ, my nerves aren’t built for this. 🐻⬇️
Uh, thanks for the touchdown, Bengals?! WTF?! 😂🤷🏼♀️
a bear with the number 00 on his shirt
ALT: a bear with the number 00 on his shirt
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Uh, thanks for the touchdown, Bengals?! WTF?! 😂🤷🏼♀️