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A strange combination of things
www.kirstenhassenfeld.com
www.kirstenhassenfeld.com
2026 is shaping up to be the Year of the Streisand Effect. Or the year of please don’t put in the paper that I got mad.
February 10, 2026 at 12:04 AM
2026 is shaping up to be the Year of the Streisand Effect. Or the year of please don’t put in the paper that I got mad.
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I typed out a few thoughts while eating lunch now that I've had a chance to sleep* on it and identify the things I loved most about last night's performance. I promise this is shorter than the other thread lol
*I did not sleep last night
*I did not sleep last night
February 9, 2026 at 6:38 PM
I typed out a few thoughts while eating lunch now that I've had a chance to sleep* on it and identify the things I loved most about last night's performance. I promise this is shorter than the other thread lol
*I did not sleep last night
*I did not sleep last night
Happy #SuperbOwl Sunday! Here’s a detail of a print I made way back with Dieu Donne paper studio. It’s actually “screenprinted pulp” on a base sheet, so the color is IN the paper.
February 8, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Happy #SuperbOwl Sunday! Here’s a detail of a print I made way back with Dieu Donne paper studio. It’s actually “screenprinted pulp” on a base sheet, so the color is IN the paper.
Here’s a bowl I made in 2014. Scrap fabric over carved foam. Enjoy this super bowl!
February 8, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Here’s a bowl I made in 2014. Scrap fabric over carved foam. Enjoy this super bowl!
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I'm not sure what to make of it, but every Somali I represent in immigration court currently (8 of them) have today had their hearings cancelled and their judges reassigned. They're now all assigned to a video judge from Louisiana and scheduled for court hearing in one month. 🧵
February 4, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I'm not sure what to make of it, but every Somali I represent in immigration court currently (8 of them) have today had their hearings cancelled and their judges reassigned. They're now all assigned to a video judge from Louisiana and scheduled for court hearing in one month. 🧵
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random Yale law professor: jeffrey you naughty dog.... will i be seeing you at this year's Skull Size Forum or will you be busy with your hobbies ;)
JE: we must invent trans phobia,,
JE: we must invent trans phobia,,
February 3, 2026 at 4:22 PM
random Yale law professor: jeffrey you naughty dog.... will i be seeing you at this year's Skull Size Forum or will you be busy with your hobbies ;)
JE: we must invent trans phobia,,
JE: we must invent trans phobia,,
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Of all the things in the history of the world that definitely did not happen - this is the pinnacle.
February 3, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Of all the things in the history of the world that definitely did not happen - this is the pinnacle.
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My appetite is not lessened and work seems quite horrid in prospect.
January 30, 2026 at 10:28 AM
My appetite is not lessened and work seems quite horrid in prospect.
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Personally, I think that anyone who was sending friendly emails back and forth with Jeffrey Epstein or attending events with him post-2008 should be thrown into an active volcano.
January 31, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Personally, I think that anyone who was sending friendly emails back and forth with Jeffrey Epstein or attending events with him post-2008 should be thrown into an active volcano.
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Let this first bite only make us hungrier
BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Gregory Bovino Gets Demoted
The Border Patrol chief was the public face of a traveling immigration crackdown on cities governed by Democrats.
www.theatlantic.com
January 26, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Let this first bite only make us hungrier
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MELANIA 2: RISE OF THE MACHINES
January 26, 2026 at 4:58 PM
MELANIA 2: RISE OF THE MACHINES
It’s finally my moment
In case anyone was wondering how it’s going over on American Girl doll Instagram
January 25, 2026 at 11:29 PM
It’s finally my moment
Having an adult beverage
January 24, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Having an adult beverage
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they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
January 24, 2026 at 7:48 PM
they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
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Am I reading the statistics wrong or is a single government agency currently responsible for fully two thirds of the homicides in Minneapolis so far this year?
January 24, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Am I reading the statistics wrong or is a single government agency currently responsible for fully two thirds of the homicides in Minneapolis so far this year?
Meanwhile, at the White House…
January 24, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Meanwhile, at the White House…
Exciting doings tonight at the WH per press pool.
January 24, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Exciting doings tonight at the WH per press pool.
Please don’t make me download the app
January 21, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Please don’t make me download the app
Note from the press pool about the issue on AF1:
(Note from your pooler: the lights in the press cabin went out briefly after takeoff but no explanation was offered.)
Leavitt made a joke about the Qatari jet sounding “much better” right now.
This will obviously delay our arrival in Zurich.
(Note from your pooler: the lights in the press cabin went out briefly after takeoff but no explanation was offered.)
Leavitt made a joke about the Qatari jet sounding “much better” right now.
This will obviously delay our arrival in Zurich.
January 21, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Note from the press pool about the issue on AF1:
(Note from your pooler: the lights in the press cabin went out briefly after takeoff but no explanation was offered.)
Leavitt made a joke about the Qatari jet sounding “much better” right now.
This will obviously delay our arrival in Zurich.
(Note from your pooler: the lights in the press cabin went out briefly after takeoff but no explanation was offered.)
Leavitt made a joke about the Qatari jet sounding “much better” right now.
This will obviously delay our arrival in Zurich.
I am truly gobsmacked by this. Middle school moves here
Trump posts what appears to be a private text message sent to him by Macron
January 20, 2026 at 5:33 PM
I am truly gobsmacked by this. Middle school moves here
I just called my senator and the lines were open. Come on people, calling your electeds (about ICE, Greenland, Epstein, choose your topic) takes moments and if nothing else does not hurt. Five calls is a great way to stay organized about this.
5calls.org
5calls.org
January 20, 2026 at 4:05 PM
I just called my senator and the lines were open. Come on people, calling your electeds (about ICE, Greenland, Epstein, choose your topic) takes moments and if nothing else does not hurt. Five calls is a great way to stay organized about this.
5calls.org
5calls.org
I saw a headline with the words “health” and “Trump” in it and got really excited for a split second before I actually read it, realized it was about him unveiling his BS healthcare plan and quietly sank back into the bog
January 15, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I saw a headline with the words “health” and “Trump” in it and got really excited for a split second before I actually read it, realized it was about him unveiling his BS healthcare plan and quietly sank back into the bog