Just a Lil Harmless Avocado
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This video of me coming out of my mother’s vagina in front of Mount Rushmore was deemed by republicans to be AI slop.
as everyone paying attention has pointed out , NO ONE can "prove" they were born in the US
December 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
This video of me coming out of my mother’s vagina in front of Mount Rushmore was deemed by republicans to be AI slop.
I love seeing really attractive people I can’t do a damn thing about because I’m in a monogamous relationship.
This pretty, chubby, large-chested, Hispanic, and goth teacher just came in and we were talking shop and my internals were just melting over wanting to [redacted] with her.
This pretty, chubby, large-chested, Hispanic, and goth teacher just came in and we were talking shop and my internals were just melting over wanting to [redacted] with her.
December 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I love seeing really attractive people I can’t do a damn thing about because I’m in a monogamous relationship.
This pretty, chubby, large-chested, Hispanic, and goth teacher just came in and we were talking shop and my internals were just melting over wanting to [redacted] with her.
This pretty, chubby, large-chested, Hispanic, and goth teacher just came in and we were talking shop and my internals were just melting over wanting to [redacted] with her.
I hope they used command strips to add that absolutely shitty looking top line. Makes it easier to remove once he’s out of office.
December 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I hope they used command strips to add that absolutely shitty looking top line. Makes it easier to remove once he’s out of office.
Any mentally ill, violent people with guns have a chance to do the funniest thing this weekend. I mean, don’t, but just imagine if they did.
Among the attractions at the Turning Point USA (TPUSA) conference being held in Phoenix, Arizona this weekend is an opportunity for attendees to get their picture taken in front of a re-creation of the tent where founder Charlie Kirk was murdered.
Tent where Charlie Kirk was murdered recreated at Turning Point convention — for selfies
Among the attractions at the Turning Point USA (TPUSA) conference being held in Phoenix, Arizona this weekend is an opportunity for attendees to get their picture taken in front of a re-creation of the tent where founder Charlie Kirk was murdered.The four-day event, called "America Fest" is the firs...
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December 19, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Any mentally ill, violent people with guns have a chance to do the funniest thing this weekend. I mean, don’t, but just imagine if they did.
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Get back to me when he starts handing out swords.
December 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Get back to me when he starts handing out swords.
Come 7 PM, two of these people are going to get a job.
5 minutes later, folks are still just standing around and waiting for Trump (keep in mind this event was supposed to start more than 70 minutes ago).
December 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Come 7 PM, two of these people are going to get a job.
I’m going to assume this is Christmas related, but it’s still an evergreen skeet.
If you don’t have a tape dispenser and scissors in a hidden spot that only you know about do it now
December 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I’m going to assume this is Christmas related, but it’s still an evergreen skeet.
Got my Christmas bonus. Who wants a shiny nickel?
December 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Got my Christmas bonus. Who wants a shiny nickel?
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Saving this for the family chat. You can have it too if you’re a QI fan. It’s from when Alan hit himself on the head with a wok.
December 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Saving this for the family chat. You can have it too if you’re a QI fan. It’s from when Alan hit himself on the head with a wok.
Are you doomscrolling? Give me pets instead. Dammit.
December 19, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Are you doomscrolling? Give me pets instead. Dammit.
BRB, found a new format for embedding my dick pics…
December 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
BRB, found a new format for embedding my dick pics…
Annual reminder:
December 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Annual reminder:
Is it just me or do you get the feeling Trump is on a level of uppers and downers only surpassed by any of several former celebrities.
Dr. Jonathan Reiner on why he was alarmed by Trump's speech: "It was delivered with a manic cadence -- almost a frantic cadence ... it was disturbing to watch. It was disturbing because he's the commander in chief."
December 18, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Is it just me or do you get the feeling Trump is on a level of uppers and downers only surpassed by any of several former celebrities.
Coming soon: the tomb of the unknown soldier AND Charlie Kirk! BY UNANIMOUS CONSENT OF ONE!
The White House claims the vote to rename the Kennedy Center was “unanimous.” That is false. I was muted on the call and denied the opportunity to speak or register my opposition. That is not consensus. That is censorship.
December 18, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Coming soon: the tomb of the unknown soldier AND Charlie Kirk! BY UNANIMOUS CONSENT OF ONE!
Buh, buh … eggs! EGGS!!!
Brutal numbers for food in the latest inflation report:
- bananas rose 6.7 percent in the past year
-beef and veal rose by 15.8 percent
-coffee, which rose 18.8 percent in the last year.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
- bananas rose 6.7 percent in the past year
-beef and veal rose by 15.8 percent
-coffee, which rose 18.8 percent in the last year.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Inflation spikes 2.7 percent despite Trump’s claims ‘prices are down’
Prices on numerous goods spike as the labor market continues to be sluggish
www.independent.co.uk
December 18, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Buh, buh … eggs! EGGS!!!
We used to have a family that would come to town and sell Mexican blankets and imported purses. The purses were all “fancy” looking and all cost $40 or less. My wife bought several.
So yeah, this is ridiculous.
So yeah, this is ridiculous.
We set out to find great-looking, functional, high-quality everyday bags that will hold up for years — and we wanted those boxes ticked for $500 or less. After rigorous research and testing, ultimately, seven bags rose to the top.
The 7 Best Handbags for Around $500 or Less
With a budget of $500 or less per bag, we set out to find the best everyday handbags. Our seven picks are as stylish as they are practical.
nyti.ms
December 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
We used to have a family that would come to town and sell Mexican blankets and imported purses. The purses were all “fancy” looking and all cost $40 or less. My wife bought several.
So yeah, this is ridiculous.
So yeah, this is ridiculous.
Open poll: how much is your handbag? I promise I’m not going to steal them for resale. I’ll even write that on a shirt.
We set out to find great-looking, functional, high-quality everyday bags that will hold up for years — and we wanted those boxes ticked for $500 or less. After rigorous research and testing, ultimately, seven bags rose to the top.
The 7 Best Handbags for Around $500 or Less
With a budget of $500 or less per bag, we set out to find the best everyday handbags. Our seven picks are as stylish as they are practical.
nyti.ms
December 18, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Open poll: how much is your handbag? I promise I’m not going to steal them for resale. I’ll even write that on a shirt.
You can also order work anniversary and children’s birthday versions.
December 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
You can also order work anniversary and children’s birthday versions.
“Best spirits” - expensive hooch.
It’s what Sean would pack.
It’s what Sean would pack.
Duffy: "Oftentimes we get weather that happens this time of year, so there gets to be some disruption. I just hope people pack their best attitudes and best spirits as they go to the airport."
December 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
“Best spirits” - expensive hooch.
It’s what Sean would pack.
It’s what Sean would pack.
Our lips touch every time we talk about “pee”.
Your lips only touch for four letters of the alphabet.
December 18, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Our lips touch every time we talk about “pee”.
Which lips? How’s that work exactly?
Your lips only touch for four letters of the alphabet.
December 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Which lips? How’s that work exactly?
Oh shit, remember when Star Wars was still a “thing”?
Good times, man. Good times.
Anyways, I’m gonna go see FIVE MIGHTS AT FREDDY’s 2 tonight. Any lore I should know?
Good times, man. Good times.
Anyways, I’m gonna go see FIVE MIGHTS AT FREDDY’s 2 tonight. Any lore I should know?
The Force Awakens came out 10 years ago today. The reactions to the Star Wars that followed has soured a lot of people on the entire franchise. It seemed worth revisiting the movie for its 10th anniversary to see how it holds up separate from its two sequels.
‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Came Out 10 Years Ago Today - How’s It Hold Up?
The “new” Star Wars is a decade old. How does it hold up?
screencrush.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Oh shit, remember when Star Wars was still a “thing”?
Good times, man. Good times.
Anyways, I’m gonna go see FIVE MIGHTS AT FREDDY’s 2 tonight. Any lore I should know?
Good times, man. Good times.
Anyways, I’m gonna go see FIVE MIGHTS AT FREDDY’s 2 tonight. Any lore I should know?
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me: Nutrition research is often quite lacking in its methods but at the same time the world leader in meme virality, by regularly uncovering things we want to be true to feel better about the food identity we have developed.
also me: this study must be true.
www.ctvnews.ca/health/artic...
also me: this study must be true.
www.ctvnews.ca/health/artic...
Study finds potential link between high-fat cheese and lower risk of dementia
A study out of Sweden has looked at the possible link between eating more high-fat cheese, like cheddar, gouda and brie, and a lower risk of developing dementia.
www.ctvnews.ca
December 18, 2025 at 12:04 PM
me: Nutrition research is often quite lacking in its methods but at the same time the world leader in meme virality, by regularly uncovering things we want to be true to feel better about the food identity we have developed.
also me: this study must be true.
www.ctvnews.ca/health/artic...
also me: this study must be true.
www.ctvnews.ca/health/artic...