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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado
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Iffy dating advice from an adorable avocado
Removing the second the would have required recentering the entire second line. He’s saving America money!
December 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
But when will it happen in THIS relationship?
December 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
And, I had to ID her. She literally lives 3 blocks from me. Where was this woman 6 months ago when I was single?

To be clear, I AM happy in my current relationship. But I hate that feeling of “did I settle?” Everytime I see someone new and interesting. With a LTR, that feeling kinda goes away.
December 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
That’s up to 10,000 shiny nickels.
December 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
He’s gonna put himself on a three dollar bill,
December 18, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I do use onion and garlic in my tuna salad. Not great for the kitties.
December 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
That’s my hypothesis: people have *one* nice bag and it’s for special purposes. I’m thinking more handbags, backpacks are workhorses and housing tech merits a higher price point.
December 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I think it’s only available as a tallboy. 8 pack or 30 pack anymore. Definitely not mass market sizes.
December 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
A messenger I assume you’re using professionally - that’s pretty decent. But it’s NOWHERE close to $500.
December 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM