Just a Lil Harmless Avocado
@harmlessavocado.bsky.social
Iffy dating advice from an adorable avocado
Get back to me when he starts handing out swords.
December 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Get back to me when he starts handing out swords.
Saving this for the family chat. You can have it too if you’re a QI fan. It’s from when Alan hit himself on the head with a wok.
December 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Saving this for the family chat. You can have it too if you’re a QI fan. It’s from when Alan hit himself on the head with a wok.
Are you doomscrolling? Give me pets instead. Dammit.
December 19, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Are you doomscrolling? Give me pets instead. Dammit.
Annual reminder:
December 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Annual reminder:
You can also order work anniversary and children’s birthday versions.
December 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
You can also order work anniversary and children’s birthday versions.
Guess what y’all are getting for Christmas
December 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Guess what y’all are getting for Christmas
Today and “what has Facebook cut off at a crucial moment?”
December 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Today and “what has Facebook cut off at a crucial moment?”
And now he’s eepy.
December 16, 2025 at 6:46 AM
And now he’s eepy.
He’s doing it again. Favorite toy ever.
December 16, 2025 at 6:42 AM
He’s doing it again. Favorite toy ever.
Turtle Island Liberation Front *EXPOSED!*
December 15, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Turtle Island Liberation Front *EXPOSED!*
I finally got around to moving the cabinet top to sit on its matching bottom, and then putting lights inside. I have to say I like it.
December 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I finally got around to moving the cabinet top to sit on its matching bottom, and then putting lights inside. I have to say I like it.
So, Saturday AvoKiddo3 and I went shopping and picked up cat toys for x-mas “gifts” for Ocho. Ocho dug his present out of the shopping bag, and since we unwrapped it, has taken to sleeping with it.
December 15, 2025 at 2:57 PM
So, Saturday AvoKiddo3 and I went shopping and picked up cat toys for x-mas “gifts” for Ocho. Ocho dug his present out of the shopping bag, and since we unwrapped it, has taken to sleeping with it.
Dick Van Dyke turning 100 years old today and if we play our cards right, we can get the hashtag #ACenturyofDick trending.
December 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Dick Van Dyke turning 100 years old today and if we play our cards right, we can get the hashtag #ACenturyofDick trending.
Insert your own pervy joke.
December 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Insert your own pervy joke.
Took the kid to Fort Stockton to spend birthday money and said he could pick any lunch spot he wanted. I suggested Pepitos, Tex mex place of some quality. Nope. He wanted KFC
December 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Took the kid to Fort Stockton to spend birthday money and said he could pick any lunch spot he wanted. I suggested Pepitos, Tex mex place of some quality. Nope. He wanted KFC
BRB creating zardoz sticker
December 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
BRB creating zardoz sticker
You don’t know the sick, disgusting ways I love otters. You don’t want me to love you like that, I promise.
December 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
You don’t know the sick, disgusting ways I love otters. You don’t want me to love you like that, I promise.
You know when you get high and you just can’t stop making bread? Walmart does.
December 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
You know when you get high and you just can’t stop making bread? Walmart does.
What was your first automobile?
In this color even, but much, much more rust and bumper stickers.
In this color even, but much, much more rust and bumper stickers.
December 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
What was your first automobile?
In this color even, but much, much more rust and bumper stickers.
In this color even, but much, much more rust and bumper stickers.
Still not as good as the WAKE UP, DEAD MAN double feature.
December 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Still not as good as the WAKE UP, DEAD MAN double feature.
I don’t think that’s how cumsocks are supposed to work…
December 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I don’t think that’s how cumsocks are supposed to work…
Technically, I’m having mozzarella balls for snack, but let’s be honest that looks like cheddared cheese chunks.
December 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Technically, I’m having mozzarella balls for snack, but let’s be honest that looks like cheddared cheese chunks.
Lol, you’re so totally right. Nudes?
December 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Lol, you’re so totally right. Nudes?
AvoGF is asking me to help pick out nails. This is NOT my area of expertise.
December 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
AvoGF is asking me to help pick out nails. This is NOT my area of expertise.
