Just a Lil Harmless Avocado
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thank fucking god it's over i'm so glad no one died
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Skelly: Anyone who serves in uniform deserves so much better than what this tainted chain of command has to offer.
Take note of all these people turning out for protests in small towns in red states.
Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”
Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”
BREAKING
In the aftermath of emails he and his former wife sent to Jeffrey Epstein being revealed, Prince Andrew says he has given up his title as the Duke of York, among other honors.
This also means that his former wife, Sarah, Duchess of York, will now only be known as Sarah Ferguson.
In the aftermath of emails he and his former wife sent to Jeffrey Epstein being revealed, Prince Andrew says he has given up his title as the Duke of York, among other honors.
This also means that his former wife, Sarah, Duchess of York, will now only be known as Sarah Ferguson.
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Do me right; or I will protest your cowardice.
*slowly tears apart my letter suggesting candy corn M&Ms*
*sheds tear*
*sheds tear*
every friday i take time to handwrite a letter to the mars company in my own personal stationery politely suggesting what other things they could put in m&ms and every time they overnight a response signed by every employee telling me to go fuck myself
every friday i take time to handwrite a letter to the mars company in my own personal stationery politely suggesting what other things they could put in m&ms and every time they overnight a response signed by every employee telling me to go fuck myself
In Defense Of The Humble Handjob,
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