Simply Habi
@habi-nuki.bsky.social
He/Him - @Habi_Nuki en Twitter
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*has sex with you in a way that both advances the plot and reinforces the themes of your narrative arc*
January 21, 2026 at 12:03 AM
*has sex with you in a way that both advances the plot and reinforces the themes of your narrative arc*
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Bluesky posted this on X/Twitter:
"Sad Epstein isn’t alive to use Grok. He would have loved it."
"Sad Epstein isn’t alive to use Grok. He would have loved it."
January 20, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Bluesky posted this on X/Twitter:
"Sad Epstein isn’t alive to use Grok. He would have loved it."
"Sad Epstein isn’t alive to use Grok. He would have loved it."
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January 18, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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Oh my God a literal wallet inspector
Crypto holder loses $283 million to scammer impersonating wallet support
January 10, 2026
https://www.web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=trezor-support-scam
January 10, 2026
https://www.web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=trezor-support-scam
January 17, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Oh my God a literal wallet inspector
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I felt like making some art last night/today and could have made something beautiful and/or meaningful but I made this instead.
It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut.
No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.
It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut.
No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.
January 9, 2026 at 4:20 AM
I felt like making some art last night/today and could have made something beautiful and/or meaningful but I made this instead.
It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut.
No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.
It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut.
No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.
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January 17, 2026 at 8:38 AM
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We experienced a truly incredible moment at the aquarium when this octopus decided to be a total jerk to its tankmate.
January 16, 2026 at 11:30 PM
We experienced a truly incredible moment at the aquarium when this octopus decided to be a total jerk to its tankmate.
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No me extrañaría nada que Epstein saliera en los papeles de Julio.
January 13, 2026 at 3:18 PM
No me extrañaría nada que Epstein saliera en los papeles de Julio.
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Me parece muy inapropiado que Sánchez comparezca mientras toca el órgano, francamente.
January 14, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Me parece muy inapropiado que Sánchez comparezca mientras toca el órgano, francamente.
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"the world's richest man is a nazi junkie who can run a child porn machine because he's friends with the pedophile president who's also sending his gestapo to murder people in the streets" we're living in a garth ennis comic
January 14, 2026 at 5:40 PM
"the world's richest man is a nazi junkie who can run a child porn machine because he's friends with the pedophile president who's also sending his gestapo to murder people in the streets" we're living in a garth ennis comic
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Q: will this help?
A: yes. celebrating the misfortune of bad people is one of the ways society discourages antisocial behavior
Q: is it healthy?
A: also yes. one needs to pretend that the unaccountable can at least be laid low by chance
A: yes. celebrating the misfortune of bad people is one of the ways society discourages antisocial behavior
Q: is it healthy?
A: also yes. one needs to pretend that the unaccountable can at least be laid low by chance
Before publicly celebrating terrible things happening to bad people, maybe don't just ask yourself if such statements are "fair" or if those people "deserve" what's happening to them...
Maybe ask yourself:
"Will this help?" and "Is this healthy?"
And take a moment if the answer to both is "No."
Maybe ask yourself:
"Will this help?" and "Is this healthy?"
And take a moment if the answer to both is "No."
January 14, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Q: will this help?
A: yes. celebrating the misfortune of bad people is one of the ways society discourages antisocial behavior
Q: is it healthy?
A: also yes. one needs to pretend that the unaccountable can at least be laid low by chance
A: yes. celebrating the misfortune of bad people is one of the ways society discourages antisocial behavior
Q: is it healthy?
A: also yes. one needs to pretend that the unaccountable can at least be laid low by chance
Go home, Nintendo, you're drunk
January 13, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Go home, Nintendo, you're drunk
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-¿Eso es una nutria subida en un pájaro disparando una metralleta?
-Sí.
-¿Es una fruta del diablo...?
-No, es una nutria subida en un pájaro disparando una metralleta.
-Sí.
-¿Es una fruta del diablo...?
-No, es una nutria subida en un pájaro disparando una metralleta.
January 12, 2026 at 11:19 PM
-¿Eso es una nutria subida en un pájaro disparando una metralleta?
-Sí.
-¿Es una fruta del diablo...?
-No, es una nutria subida en un pájaro disparando una metralleta.
-Sí.
-¿Es una fruta del diablo...?
-No, es una nutria subida en un pájaro disparando una metralleta.
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just tell trump he got greenland. he'll most likely be dead soon, so you probably won't have to keep up the lie for very long. if he asks to visit you can fly him literally anywhere and say it's greenland
January 11, 2026 at 11:30 AM
just tell trump he got greenland. he'll most likely be dead soon, so you probably won't have to keep up the lie for very long. if he asks to visit you can fly him literally anywhere and say it's greenland
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showing the boys a sick rock i found
January 9, 2026 at 5:19 PM
showing the boys a sick rock i found
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Why Would Women Like Naked Gorgeous Men Talking About Their Emotions. Why Would Women Like Beautiful Sexy Men Yearning Sexily. Why Would Women Like Sculpted Butts And True Love. The Female Mind Is An Enigma.
January 7, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Why Would Women Like Naked Gorgeous Men Talking About Their Emotions. Why Would Women Like Beautiful Sexy Men Yearning Sexily. Why Would Women Like Sculpted Butts And True Love. The Female Mind Is An Enigma.
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El Instituto Nobel explica a María Corina Machado que no se puede transferir el premio tras decir que quiere “compartirlo” con Trump
El Instituto Nobel explica a María Corina Machado que no se puede transferir el premio tras decir que quiere "compartirlo" con Trump
El Instituto Nobel noruego confirmó este martes que un Premio Nobel no se puede transferir a terceros, después de que la ganadora del Nobel de la Paz de 2025, la líder opositora venezolana María Corin...
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January 6, 2026 at 5:15 PM
El Instituto Nobel explica a María Corina Machado que no se puede transferir el premio tras decir que quiere “compartirlo” con Trump
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now that i’ve seen lord of the rings, i can truly appreciate all the memes
January 5, 2026 at 7:29 PM
now that i’ve seen lord of the rings, i can truly appreciate all the memes