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H4zy
@h4zy.bsky.social
Foodie : Security Engineer : hacker : stray cat : she/her
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Flashback Friday
An origin story and for anyone:
- looking to get into pentesting/security
- cares about getting to know me and my origin story

Credit and appreciation to a consistently genuine supporter @phillipwylie.bsky.social
who saw my value.
#Hacking #WIT

m.youtube.com/watch?v=81t8...
From Esthetician to Pentester | A Conversation With H4zy | The Hacker Factory With Phillip Wylie
YouTube video by ITSPmagazine Podcast Network
m.youtube.com
If big accounts are allowed to quote dunk on me/us, I’ll subskeet, I don’t care. 💅🏼
other people - "Subskeeting is mean and wrong."

me - "I will subskeet the shit out of you."
November 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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My spouse is getting a social work masters degree and one day asked me “do IT people have any sort of professional code of ethics?”
😳
There actually has not been enough reflection in the tech community about DOGE
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Got to meet a very sweet little guy with a thanksgiving bandana on the train today (I hope it’s obvious that I encouraged this and his person wasn’t just letting him hop up on random people)
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Update: I no longer desire a second Aussie.
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Imo. No reply is required if someone tells you they wear a mask for the safety of their family. Or for any reason. It is absolutely fine to not say anything.
November 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Apparently it’s a crime to remind military members to follow the law and refuse illegal orders (something that it is ingrained in basic) and the pentagon can recall you into the service to discipline you. However, the pentagon will not prosecute you for dodging the draft five times.
November 26, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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I’ll have what she’s having
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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RELISH IN THE SCREAMS OF YOUR ENEMIES! DO YOU HAVE SOMEONE YOU CAN TALK TO?
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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If you are in the tech industry in the US and looking for remote work, I know of a company in my area hiring- it's mostly ancillary roles at the moment, like sales, marketing, level 2 support (SQL knowledge needed), etc

But more technical roles opening soon.
November 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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it's such a waste of time and energy being in an environment where you constantly feel like you have to prove yourself

having trust and integrity is so much more efficient
a man says " do i look like someone who " in front of a window
Alt: Do I look like someone who would waste my own time? I will not be blackmailed by some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised, debutante. You want to start a street fight with me bring it on but you're gonna be surprised by how ugly it gets, you don't even know my real name- I'm the fucking lizard king! Robert California aka Bob Kazamakis aka The Fucking Lizard King by James Spader in The Office
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Rest In Power.
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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The HTB post reminded me of the journey with “support” I got during, and especially my first two to three years as a junior while thinking I was losing my mind pointing out toxic behaviors.
Now eight years in… I’m content supporting my circle and that’s all the spoons I have for right now.
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Thinking about my small security coven and wanting to say, I’m proud of you for your integrity, staying so strong even on days you don’t feel it, yet still kicking ass. It’s not easy but I 💜 you.
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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So apparently gay rams are often killed because they don't tend to make more rams.

So this gay farmer buys the gay rams to keep them alive and sells the wool!
am I even awake right now?
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling.

🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.

This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
www.reuters.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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This is who she was.
Passionate in her beliefs. Fiercely loyal to her friends. Never afraid to let you know exactly where she stood. The best.

Fun Fact: I remember arguing with her over which of us hated Piggy the most. I was sure I did. She disagreed. It remains unresolved...
Carrie Fisher was the blueprint.
Protect your people. Call out the predators.
#RESIST
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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hardware and audio people:

I need new headphones/buds whatever for video and audio editing. What should I get? I don't want to break the bank and I don't have room for speakers.

I want something very neutral so I can tell when my audio is shit and needs to be fixed/rerecorded.
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Thinking about my small security coven and wanting to say, I’m proud of you for your integrity, staying so strong even on days you don’t feel it, yet still kicking ass. It’s not easy but I 💜 you.
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Peak last few months has changed my outlook from ‘everyone is equal’, is now ‘some of us ARE better’
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Agreed
November 24, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Ok query time. Biology is messy and full of exceptions. How does *your* body differ from the usual expected of you as the human you are? Anything big or small.

My mum has an extra vertebrae, a close friend multiple spleens. One sis is built like she works out but eats like a sparrow.
August 23, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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For the record, I don't have a resting bitch face, I have a very active bitch face.
November 24, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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Random genetic chance established who you are related to.

You choose who becomes family,
November 24, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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Because he's, literally, the MEDIOCRE WHITE MAN we've all been talking about.
I’ve been waiting for an article like this for some time, and while it’s not what I was hoping for — which, on reflection, would be kind of a supervillain’s monologue, which don’t actually happen — it may be the best we’ll ever get. Gift link:

www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
Why Is Robert F. Kennedy Jr. So Convinced He’s Right?
How an outsider, once ignored by the public-health establishment, became the most powerful man in science
www.theatlantic.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:02 PM