Skye "Kudzu" Thornwise
@greytideskye.bsky.social
Too robust for just one station. Chief Requisitions Officer for The Stardust Initiative. (TSW Character #TSWRP #SWLRP) #HiveHum
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old man yells at area below cloud
January 4, 2026 at 6:15 AM
old man yells at area below cloud
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The reputation and prestige of the FIFA peace prize is now in shambles
January 3, 2026 at 8:39 AM
The reputation and prestige of the FIFA peace prize is now in shambles
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Isle Delfino is once again using taxpayer funds to build a larger-than-life Pachinko machine, and residents are not happy.
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paletteswap.site/dif...
December 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Isle Delfino is once again using taxpayer funds to build a larger-than-life Pachinko machine, and residents are not happy.
paletteswap.site/dif...
paletteswap.site/dif...
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Cheing on article that went around a couple days ago:
A villain in an RPG threatens the players with their guards. Depending on system, this might be a threat of:
1) Actual risk and loss of characters.
2) A good time, the kind of thing we're here for.
3) A four-hour slug of "My turn to miss".
A villain in an RPG threatens the players with their guards. Depending on system, this might be a threat of:
1) Actual risk and loss of characters.
2) A good time, the kind of thing we're here for.
3) A four-hour slug of "My turn to miss".
December 30, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Cheing on article that went around a couple days ago:
A villain in an RPG threatens the players with their guards. Depending on system, this might be a threat of:
1) Actual risk and loss of characters.
2) A good time, the kind of thing we're here for.
3) A four-hour slug of "My turn to miss".
A villain in an RPG threatens the players with their guards. Depending on system, this might be a threat of:
1) Actual risk and loss of characters.
2) A good time, the kind of thing we're here for.
3) A four-hour slug of "My turn to miss".
Workshopped it a little:
When stand-up comedians tell secrets about their SO for laughs, is that considered domestic amuse?
Maybe a follow-up: only if it's a hit.
When stand-up comedians tell secrets about their SO for laughs, is that considered domestic amuse?
Maybe a follow-up: only if it's a hit.
December 30, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Workshopped it a little:
When stand-up comedians tell secrets about their SO for laughs, is that considered domestic amuse?
Maybe a follow-up: only if it's a hit.
When stand-up comedians tell secrets about their SO for laughs, is that considered domestic amuse?
Maybe a follow-up: only if it's a hit.
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2025 recapped
December 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
2025 recapped
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this seems specifically designed to break mail-in voting (where deadlines are defined by postmark)
As of 12/24/25, USPS changed policy on when they postmark mail. Mail dropped off is no longer guaranteed a same-day postmark. Tax returns & other time-sensitive items are now stamped when they reach a regional processing center, which may be days later. Plan deadlines accordingly to avoid penalties.
USPS Announces Changes to the Postmark Date System
The United States Postal Service (USPS) has adopted a final rule (FR Doc.
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December 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
this seems specifically designed to break mail-in voting (where deadlines are defined by postmark)
Help my sense of humor is devolving. I've gone from the elegant John Piss, CEO of Piss. Your business is bad but his is bladder.
You can see how elegant and thought provoking it is. What is piss, and how would a CEO of it work?
To John Shitma, CEO of Shitma.
It's like brain damage for the brain.
You can see how elegant and thought provoking it is. What is piss, and how would a CEO of it work?
To John Shitma, CEO of Shitma.
It's like brain damage for the brain.
December 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Help my sense of humor is devolving. I've gone from the elegant John Piss, CEO of Piss. Your business is bad but his is bladder.
You can see how elegant and thought provoking it is. What is piss, and how would a CEO of it work?
To John Shitma, CEO of Shitma.
It's like brain damage for the brain.
You can see how elegant and thought provoking it is. What is piss, and how would a CEO of it work?
To John Shitma, CEO of Shitma.
It's like brain damage for the brain.
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While I won't go on record as hating camels, I'm switching the bathroom soap to anti-bactrian.
December 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
While I won't go on record as hating camels, I'm switching the bathroom soap to anti-bactrian.
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
Do clowns suffer from domestic amuse?
vibecheck on this joke
vibecheck on this joke
December 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Do clowns suffer from domestic amuse?
vibecheck on this joke
vibecheck on this joke
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broke up with a fighting game girl over nair; I wanted to be hairless, she jumped straight up and punched me
December 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
broke up with a fighting game girl over nair; I wanted to be hairless, she jumped straight up and punched me
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I propose a solution to our ongoing RAM shortage:
December 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I propose a solution to our ongoing RAM shortage:
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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I was masking a house out of a photo for an edit and accidentally made an ontologically evil image
December 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I was masking a house out of a photo for an edit and accidentally made an ontologically evil image
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Euclid is known as the "father of geometry" because he got a triangle pregnant
December 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Euclid is known as the "father of geometry" because he got a triangle pregnant
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Developer attempts to replicate "Liquid Glass" in CSS, and once finished realizes what she'd actually created is an exploit for a fundamental, previously unknown, and rather serious browser vulnerability
lyra.horse/blog/2025/12...
"CSS hack accidentally becomes regular hack"
lyra.horse/blog/2025/12...
"CSS hack accidentally becomes regular hack"
SVG Filters - Clickjacking 2.0
A novel and powerful twist on an old classic.
lyra.horse
December 5, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Developer attempts to replicate "Liquid Glass" in CSS, and once finished realizes what she'd actually created is an exploit for a fundamental, previously unknown, and rather serious browser vulnerability
lyra.horse/blog/2025/12...
"CSS hack accidentally becomes regular hack"
lyra.horse/blog/2025/12...
"CSS hack accidentally becomes regular hack"
Footfucking in a crypt can get a bit saucy. Tomb-a-toe saucy.
If you thought that was cheesy, or that I must be baked, then eat me and get constipated, 'cause you're a stuck up pizza shit.
If you thought that was cheesy, or that I must be baked, then eat me and get constipated, 'cause you're a stuck up pizza shit.
December 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Footfucking in a crypt can get a bit saucy. Tomb-a-toe saucy.
If you thought that was cheesy, or that I must be baked, then eat me and get constipated, 'cause you're a stuck up pizza shit.
If you thought that was cheesy, or that I must be baked, then eat me and get constipated, 'cause you're a stuck up pizza shit.
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Who is Hazel, and why is she nutting into jars?
October 13, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Who is Hazel, and why is she nutting into jars?
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