Chloe | @grassangel everywhere | Best Enemies since 2009 🐀
@grassangel.bsky.social
30s, she/they, weird & queer. Fandoms: Doctor Who, MCU, various sff books. Writes fic. Small biz owner. Has tendencies towards food, biology, history, politics & shinies
If you care to find me elsewhere: https://bio.site/grassangel
If you care to find me elsewhere: https://bio.site/grassangel
Reposted by Chloe | @grassangel everywhere | Best Enemies since 2009 🐀
"Remote cameras catch rare predator in Californian forest. There are only 500 left on the planet" — just look at this dude!
www.discoverwildlife.com/animal-facts...
www.discoverwildlife.com/animal-facts...
Remote cameras catch rare predator in Californian forest. There are only 500 left on the planet | Discover Wildlife
Once thought extinct, researchers are trying to find out more about this tiny carnivore to aid its conservation.
www.discoverwildlife.com
February 1, 2026 at 8:00 PM
"Remote cameras catch rare predator in Californian forest. There are only 500 left on the planet" — just look at this dude!
www.discoverwildlife.com/animal-facts...
www.discoverwildlife.com/animal-facts...
Reposted by Chloe | @grassangel everywhere | Best Enemies since 2009 🐀
Still can't believe the latest Epstein Files release just casually confirmed the anti-SJW movement was planned by pedophiles.
"The entire reactionary anti-woke backlash was masterminded by child traffickers" is the kinda shit I'd say as hyperbolic agitprop, but it was true the whole time.
"The entire reactionary anti-woke backlash was masterminded by child traffickers" is the kinda shit I'd say as hyperbolic agitprop, but it was true the whole time.
January 31, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Still can't believe the latest Epstein Files release just casually confirmed the anti-SJW movement was planned by pedophiles.
"The entire reactionary anti-woke backlash was masterminded by child traffickers" is the kinda shit I'd say as hyperbolic agitprop, but it was true the whole time.
"The entire reactionary anti-woke backlash was masterminded by child traffickers" is the kinda shit I'd say as hyperbolic agitprop, but it was true the whole time.
Reposted by Chloe | @grassangel everywhere | Best Enemies since 2009 🐀
I was reading about the hygienic habits of medieval animal people and I found this. It seems they took baths more often than we think and usually in groups. It was a social moment. And look, they seemed to care about their fur and wanted it free of parasites 🪲🚫
January 31, 2026 at 10:26 PM
I was reading about the hygienic habits of medieval animal people and I found this. It seems they took baths more often than we think and usually in groups. It was a social moment. And look, they seemed to care about their fur and wanted it free of parasites 🪲🚫
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“your monster porn is forbidden bc we need to protect the children” is just extremely funny after the past few days/weeks/months/years
just the best, just so funny, man 🤡
just the best, just so funny, man 🤡
January 31, 2026 at 10:48 PM
“your monster porn is forbidden bc we need to protect the children” is just extremely funny after the past few days/weeks/months/years
just the best, just so funny, man 🤡
just the best, just so funny, man 🤡
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If you see this, don't participate. It's a rigged study by Lisa Littman and unethical researcher J. Michael Bailey meant to undermine access to care. Spread the word.
January 30, 2026 at 5:28 PM
If you see this, don't participate. It's a rigged study by Lisa Littman and unethical researcher J. Michael Bailey meant to undermine access to care. Spread the word.
Reposted by Chloe | @grassangel everywhere | Best Enemies since 2009 🐀
Reposted by Chloe | @grassangel everywhere | Best Enemies since 2009 🐀
New planet just dropped and it
1) is almost exactly Earth-sized
2) has a year that's almost exactly 1 Earth year.
3) orbits a star that is not a 💢temperamental little shit M-dwarf 💢but is instead a 🧡 good orange boi 🧡
Me for @science.org based on results presented at #RockyWorlds4: 🔭🧪
1) is almost exactly Earth-sized
2) has a year that's almost exactly 1 Earth year.
3) orbits a star that is not a 💢temperamental little shit M-dwarf 💢but is instead a 🧡 good orange boi 🧡
Me for @science.org based on results presented at #RockyWorlds4: 🔭🧪
Earth-size planet spotted with yearlong orbit
Long-overlooked Kepler signal discovered by citizen scientists reveals promising world worth a closer look
www.science.org
January 28, 2026 at 9:42 PM
New planet just dropped and it
1) is almost exactly Earth-sized
2) has a year that's almost exactly 1 Earth year.
3) orbits a star that is not a 💢temperamental little shit M-dwarf 💢but is instead a 🧡 good orange boi 🧡
Me for @science.org based on results presented at #RockyWorlds4: 🔭🧪
1) is almost exactly Earth-sized
2) has a year that's almost exactly 1 Earth year.
3) orbits a star that is not a 💢temperamental little shit M-dwarf 💢but is instead a 🧡 good orange boi 🧡
Me for @science.org based on results presented at #RockyWorlds4: 🔭🧪
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year of the fire horse risograph 🐎🔥
January 28, 2026 at 10:40 PM
year of the fire horse risograph 🐎🔥
Reposted by Chloe | @grassangel everywhere | Best Enemies since 2009 🐀
Reposted by Chloe | @grassangel everywhere | Best Enemies since 2009 🐀
Fun fact: the Agaricus bisporus is *the* domesticated mushroom.
As a baby mushroom you know it as the cheap white button mushroom, as a kid mushroom it's called a cremini, as an adult it's called a portabella.
Same mushroom.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agaricu...
As a baby mushroom you know it as the cheap white button mushroom, as a kid mushroom it's called a cremini, as an adult it's called a portabella.
Same mushroom.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agaricu...
Agaricus bisporus - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 29, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Fun fact: the Agaricus bisporus is *the* domesticated mushroom.
As a baby mushroom you know it as the cheap white button mushroom, as a kid mushroom it's called a cremini, as an adult it's called a portabella.
Same mushroom.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agaricu...
As a baby mushroom you know it as the cheap white button mushroom, as a kid mushroom it's called a cremini, as an adult it's called a portabella.
Same mushroom.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agaricu...
Reposted by Chloe | @grassangel everywhere | Best Enemies since 2009 🐀
Reposted by Chloe | @grassangel everywhere | Best Enemies since 2009 🐀
This hit so fucking hard today.
January 26, 2026 at 8:52 PM
This hit so fucking hard today.
Reposted by Chloe | @grassangel everywhere | Best Enemies since 2009 🐀
"My husband complains about the cold," the man said. "Can you teach me a spell to keep him warm?"
"I can teach you to bind hair into a net to catch heat," the wizard said, "using arcane counting and a pair of fine wands."
After a while, the man said "Isn't this knitting?"
"This, too, it's magic."
"I can teach you to bind hair into a net to catch heat," the wizard said, "using arcane counting and a pair of fine wands."
After a while, the man said "Isn't this knitting?"
"This, too, it's magic."
January 23, 2026 at 4:54 PM
"My husband complains about the cold," the man said. "Can you teach me a spell to keep him warm?"
"I can teach you to bind hair into a net to catch heat," the wizard said, "using arcane counting and a pair of fine wands."
After a while, the man said "Isn't this knitting?"
"This, too, it's magic."
"I can teach you to bind hair into a net to catch heat," the wizard said, "using arcane counting and a pair of fine wands."
After a while, the man said "Isn't this knitting?"
"This, too, it's magic."
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January 23, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Reposted by Chloe | @grassangel everywhere | Best Enemies since 2009 🐀
Calling all the PhDs I know to make monumental annoyances of themselves (and honestly, who better)
January 21, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Calling all the PhDs I know to make monumental annoyances of themselves (and honestly, who better)
Reposted by Chloe | @grassangel everywhere | Best Enemies since 2009 🐀
Reposted by Chloe | @grassangel everywhere | Best Enemies since 2009 🐀
Alchemy is real! Alchemy is real!! I don't know why this makes me so happy, but it does. www.independent.co.uk/news/science...
Scientists mimicking the Big Bang accidentally turn lead into gold
The physicists made an unexpected breakthrough
www.independent.co.uk
January 20, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Alchemy is real! Alchemy is real!! I don't know why this makes me so happy, but it does. www.independent.co.uk/news/science...
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ok guys i didn't give up on it :')
August 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
ok guys i didn't give up on it :')
Reposted by Chloe | @grassangel everywhere | Best Enemies since 2009 🐀
Heart-heavy; sad-girl out of season. I just feel like reading fic and playing silly Mobile games and not have to do work or even take care of my mum* and the hundred and one things she wants to do.
*especially when she's acting like her own mother and I want nothing more to pull a her & just leave
*especially when she's acting like her own mother and I want nothing more to pull a her & just leave
January 20, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Heart-heavy; sad-girl out of season. I just feel like reading fic and playing silly Mobile games and not have to do work or even take care of my mum* and the hundred and one things she wants to do.
*especially when she's acting like her own mother and I want nothing more to pull a her & just leave
*especially when she's acting like her own mother and I want nothing more to pull a her & just leave
Reposted by Chloe | @grassangel everywhere | Best Enemies since 2009 🐀
COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
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January 19, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Reposted by Chloe | @grassangel everywhere | Best Enemies since 2009 🐀
In case you're in need of a fancy word for a stripper, you might consider "ecdysiast," which H.L. Mencken (famed American journalist and satirist) coined using the Greek ekdysis, meaning "a stripping or casting off."
January 20, 2026 at 12:27 AM
In case you're in need of a fancy word for a stripper, you might consider "ecdysiast," which H.L. Mencken (famed American journalist and satirist) coined using the Greek ekdysis, meaning "a stripping or casting off."
Reposted by Chloe | @grassangel everywhere | Best Enemies since 2009 🐀
came back to bsky to share some advice from a medieval French courtesy manual:
"If you have a beautiful chest and a beautiful neck do not cover them up but your dress should be low cut so that everyone can gaze and gape after them".
"If you have a beautiful chest and a beautiful neck do not cover them up but your dress should be low cut so that everyone can gaze and gape after them".
January 16, 2026 at 1:46 PM
came back to bsky to share some advice from a medieval French courtesy manual:
"If you have a beautiful chest and a beautiful neck do not cover them up but your dress should be low cut so that everyone can gaze and gape after them".
"If you have a beautiful chest and a beautiful neck do not cover them up but your dress should be low cut so that everyone can gaze and gape after them".
Reposted by Chloe | @grassangel everywhere | Best Enemies since 2009 🐀
This is your reminder that Hungarian-Jewish scientist George de Hevesy dissolved two Nobel Prizes in aqua regia to keep them out of the hands of the Nazis.
He then left the dissolved solution on his shelf and fled to Sweden.
(After the war he un-dissolved the gold and the prizes were re-cast.)
He then left the dissolved solution on his shelf and fled to Sweden.
(After the war he un-dissolved the gold and the prizes were re-cast.)
January 16, 2026 at 4:14 AM
This is your reminder that Hungarian-Jewish scientist George de Hevesy dissolved two Nobel Prizes in aqua regia to keep them out of the hands of the Nazis.
He then left the dissolved solution on his shelf and fled to Sweden.
(After the war he un-dissolved the gold and the prizes were re-cast.)
He then left the dissolved solution on his shelf and fled to Sweden.
(After the war he un-dissolved the gold and the prizes were re-cast.)