Queen Leen
@goblinwitch.bsky.social
Possibly just several opossums in a trenchcoat masquerading as a functioning adult. Big proponent of making weird art.
How do I tell my kitten that he’s fake, or does he already know
December 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM
How do I tell my kitten that he’s fake, or does he already know
Reminder that American Girl Doll furniture scales right to cats
November 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Reminder that American Girl Doll furniture scales right to cats
Security cam recorded some person trying to porch pirate at 1:30 am. Joke’s on them, they were just trying to take what ended up being a snow covered rotting jack-o-lantern
November 30, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Security cam recorded some person trying to porch pirate at 1:30 am. Joke’s on them, they were just trying to take what ended up being a snow covered rotting jack-o-lantern
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American Express Launches Small Sweatshop Saturday https://theonion.com/american-express-launches-small-sweatshop-saturday/
November 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
American Express Launches Small Sweatshop Saturday https://theonion.com/american-express-launches-small-sweatshop-saturday/
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Free digital version of The Art of KPop Demon Hunters!! theartofkpopdemonhunters.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Free digital version of The Art of KPop Demon Hunters!! theartofkpopdemonhunters.com
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[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
The movie theater concessions cashier was wearing minimalist clown inspired makeup
November 29, 2025 at 5:09 AM
The movie theater concessions cashier was wearing minimalist clown inspired makeup
☠️ the kitten face-hugged his sitter, claws out
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
☠️ the kitten face-hugged his sitter, claws out
Okay but what if you die in a VRBO & you have to haunt a poorly constructed uneven lvp & white drywalled “dwelling” for eternity (the 10 years it lasts) all while watching the owners doing the absolute least to keep it up, and knowing damn well that the renters are overpaying
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Okay but what if you die in a VRBO & you have to haunt a poorly constructed uneven lvp & white drywalled “dwelling” for eternity (the 10 years it lasts) all while watching the owners doing the absolute least to keep it up, and knowing damn well that the renters are overpaying
Week-long group trips are actually a great way to bring out the worst in everyone in the group
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Week-long group trips are actually a great way to bring out the worst in everyone in the group
I wasn’t built to thrive in modern society. I was built to dazzle an 8 year old with my knowledge of Greek mythology
November 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I wasn’t built to thrive in modern society. I was built to dazzle an 8 year old with my knowledge of Greek mythology
Out: asking the kids in your life if they have a girlfriend/boyfriend
In: asking the kids in your life if they have an arch nemesis.
Worst case they say no & you get to sagely nod/say “I get, having a mortal enemy is a huge commitment”
In: asking the kids in your life if they have an arch nemesis.
Worst case they say no & you get to sagely nod/say “I get, having a mortal enemy is a huge commitment”
November 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Out: asking the kids in your life if they have a girlfriend/boyfriend
In: asking the kids in your life if they have an arch nemesis.
Worst case they say no & you get to sagely nod/say “I get, having a mortal enemy is a huge commitment”
In: asking the kids in your life if they have an arch nemesis.
Worst case they say no & you get to sagely nod/say “I get, having a mortal enemy is a huge commitment”
Nephews got too burned by MarioKart, too intense about it, tears were shed.
Good thing their aunt was there to introduce them to Cozy Gaming via Katamari Damacy
Good thing their aunt was there to introduce them to Cozy Gaming via Katamari Damacy
a cartoon drawing of a princess a king and a green alien
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a princess a king and a green alien
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Nephews got too burned by MarioKart, too intense about it, tears were shed.
Good thing their aunt was there to introduce them to Cozy Gaming via Katamari Damacy
Good thing their aunt was there to introduce them to Cozy Gaming via Katamari Damacy
Have now run into the rarer of the “being the sole vegetarian at a family gathering” problems: family has made too much vegetarian food and I feel like a stuffed turkey, ready to be roasted. Salad is the game plan for the rest of the trip or I will die. Couldn’t even run this morning
November 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Have now run into the rarer of the “being the sole vegetarian at a family gathering” problems: family has made too much vegetarian food and I feel like a stuffed turkey, ready to be roasted. Salad is the game plan for the rest of the trip or I will die. Couldn’t even run this morning
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That dog is very stressed, maybe setting off some fireworks near it is a solution
November 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
That dog is very stressed, maybe setting off some fireworks near it is a solution
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Woah!
Ontario passed a law starting Jan 2026 that it is illegal for companies to ghost you.
If you have interviewed for a job they are legally required to inform you if they hire someone else or close the position.
The law also requires salary transparency on listings and disclosing use of AI
Ontario passed a law starting Jan 2026 that it is illegal for companies to ghost you.
If you have interviewed for a job they are legally required to inform you if they hire someone else or close the position.
The law also requires salary transparency on listings and disclosing use of AI
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Woah!
Ontario passed a law starting Jan 2026 that it is illegal for companies to ghost you.
If you have interviewed for a job they are legally required to inform you if they hire someone else or close the position.
The law also requires salary transparency on listings and disclosing use of AI
Ontario passed a law starting Jan 2026 that it is illegal for companies to ghost you.
If you have interviewed for a job they are legally required to inform you if they hire someone else or close the position.
The law also requires salary transparency on listings and disclosing use of AI
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hey don't be so hard on yourselves; it delivered oceans of sensitive government and citizen data to billionaires
Musk’s DOGE Quietly Killed Off After Delivering Almost Nothing
The agency disbanded eight months ahead of schedule.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
hey don't be so hard on yourselves; it delivered oceans of sensitive government and citizen data to billionaires
First time seeing anyone wearing a kippah while in public in a while (can’t say I get out much on Friday nights/Saturday mornings). Got to say Shabbat Shalom for the first time in years ✨
November 22, 2025 at 11:49 AM
First time seeing anyone wearing a kippah while in public in a while (can’t say I get out much on Friday nights/Saturday mornings). Got to say Shabbat Shalom for the first time in years ✨
I’m just a girl, wearing all black, standing outside a closed museum, waiting for some onions to be delivered and trying to look totally natural.
November 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I’m just a girl, wearing all black, standing outside a closed museum, waiting for some onions to be delivered and trying to look totally natural.
Tonight’s event pivots include: oops kitchen is out of barbecue sauce, and oops we forgot the caramelized onions at the kitchen.
Fear not, there are corner convenience stores for last minute certified gluten free bbq sauce, and kitchen vans for onion delivery.
Fear not, there are corner convenience stores for last minute certified gluten free bbq sauce, and kitchen vans for onion delivery.
November 22, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Tonight’s event pivots include: oops kitchen is out of barbecue sauce, and oops we forgot the caramelized onions at the kitchen.
Fear not, there are corner convenience stores for last minute certified gluten free bbq sauce, and kitchen vans for onion delivery.
Fear not, there are corner convenience stores for last minute certified gluten free bbq sauce, and kitchen vans for onion delivery.
I truly do not believe there has, in the history of hospitality globally, ever been an event where every element went 100% according to plan. If you think I’m wrong, you just had a really strong vendor team working your event & they were able to pivot accordingly without raising alarm.
November 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I truly do not believe there has, in the history of hospitality globally, ever been an event where every element went 100% according to plan. If you think I’m wrong, you just had a really strong vendor team working your event & they were able to pivot accordingly without raising alarm.
Working a party tonight, flying out tomorrow bright & early. Every year I think surely my work schedule will get more predictable & I’ll make it to financial stability but lol
November 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Working a party tonight, flying out tomorrow bright & early. Every year I think surely my work schedule will get more predictable & I’ll make it to financial stability but lol
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November 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
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North Mankato is auctioning off a lot of five not-at-all-cursed garbage can clown heads via Minnesota's state auction site. mnbid.mn.gov/productView/10964mnbid.mn.gov/productView/10964
November 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
North Mankato is auctioning off a lot of five not-at-all-cursed garbage can clown heads via Minnesota's state auction site. mnbid.mn.gov/productView/10964mnbid.mn.gov/productView/10964