Queen Leen
@goblinwitch.bsky.social
Possibly just several opossums in a trenchcoat masquerading as a functioning adult. Big proponent of making weird art.
How do I tell my kitten that he’s fake, or does he already know
December 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM
How do I tell my kitten that he’s fake, or does he already know
Reminder that American Girl Doll furniture scales right to cats
November 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Reminder that American Girl Doll furniture scales right to cats
The nephews loved it. I insisted it could only be sliced via carving fork and serrated blade. The legs were “dark meat” and the body was “white meat” (chocolate and vanilla). The legs also held secret waffle “bones” (cones). We devoured every bite and it was actually tasty? Big smiles had by all.
November 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
The nephews loved it. I insisted it could only be sliced via carving fork and serrated blade. The legs were “dark meat” and the body was “white meat” (chocolate and vanilla). The legs also held secret waffle “bones” (cones). We devoured every bite and it was actually tasty? Big smiles had by all.
Today my job was delivering him (and his perch) safely. This cake is perfect in every way
November 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Today my job was delivering him (and his perch) safely. This cake is perfect in every way
Very good rounds of laundry or cat game
November 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Very good rounds of laundry or cat game
When I removed the carpet in my hallway, I learned that a past owner had just put an ill-fitting plywood board in the former return vent space. Had a day off, so I bought & whittled down boards to fit the space. I’ll have to secure them & I’ll have to stain them, but it’s a step forward at least
November 15, 2025 at 12:44 AM
When I removed the carpet in my hallway, I learned that a past owner had just put an ill-fitting plywood board in the former return vent space. Had a day off, so I bought & whittled down boards to fit the space. I’ll have to secure them & I’ll have to stain them, but it’s a step forward at least
Yet Mattel remains too cowardly to embrace Tutti
November 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Yet Mattel remains too cowardly to embrace Tutti
It’s 2025 & Mattel is once again selling Allan dolls
November 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
It’s 2025 & Mattel is once again selling Allan dolls
From Walmart.com’s fake listing for it
November 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
From Walmart.com’s fake listing for it
I’ve had the kitten (orange) for 7 months, and 1/2 of the adult (tuxedo) cats have now accepted his presence. Not sure if tolerance or resignation, but the snuggling is cute
November 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I’ve had the kitten (orange) for 7 months, and 1/2 of the adult (tuxedo) cats have now accepted his presence. Not sure if tolerance or resignation, but the snuggling is cute
Night drink! Night drink!
November 13, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Night drink! Night drink!
Hilda’s so over you. Do better
November 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Hilda’s so over you. Do better
Is the Baskin Robbins Turkey cake horrific? Yes. But I firmly believe procuring it as a Thanksgiving surprise will cement my cool aunt status among the two tween/teen nephews.
November 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Is the Baskin Robbins Turkey cake horrific? Yes. But I firmly believe procuring it as a Thanksgiving surprise will cement my cool aunt status among the two tween/teen nephews.
One of our chefs has a small dog, brings her into the office for morale support. Now she runs the weekly management meetings
October 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
One of our chefs has a small dog, brings her into the office for morale support. Now she runs the weekly management meetings
The kitten having an emotional support empty milk jug was all fun & games until he wouldn’t stop loudly moving it around my bedroom at 5 am
But man I wish I could’ve seen him bringing it up the stairs
But man I wish I could’ve seen him bringing it up the stairs
October 17, 2025 at 10:31 AM
The kitten having an emotional support empty milk jug was all fun & games until he wouldn’t stop loudly moving it around my bedroom at 5 am
But man I wish I could’ve seen him bringing it up the stairs
But man I wish I could’ve seen him bringing it up the stairs
Speaking of nature’s beauty and wonder
October 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Speaking of nature’s beauty and wonder
No amount of images can prepare you for the absolute beauty of nature. My family does a trip to a different national park each year and I remain blown away.
October 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM
No amount of images can prepare you for the absolute beauty of nature. My family does a trip to a different national park each year and I remain blown away.
Or perhaps a salmon leap
October 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Or perhaps a salmon leap
Love to mail random things to my friends & provide no context. Because fair’s fair, someone did it back to me 😂 they absolutely nailed my interests but I don’t know who it was
October 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Love to mail random things to my friends & provide no context. Because fair’s fair, someone did it back to me 😂 they absolutely nailed my interests but I don’t know who it was
I thought this Allan was a joke but no it’s a real release. If not for the face, he’d be great! But the face…
September 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I thought this Allan was a joke but no it’s a real release. If not for the face, he’d be great! But the face…
Labibitty bobbity bu
(Using my day off wisely, sewing a fauxbubu)
(Using my day off wisely, sewing a fauxbubu)
September 8, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Labibitty bobbity bu
(Using my day off wisely, sewing a fauxbubu)
(Using my day off wisely, sewing a fauxbubu)
At 16, I thought I’d surely die alone unless I got more normal. At 30, I just watched my fiancé push our kitten across the floor in a laundry basket while making train sounds. I truly believe everyone has compatible weirdos out there.
August 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
At 16, I thought I’d surely die alone unless I got more normal. At 30, I just watched my fiancé push our kitten across the floor in a laundry basket while making train sounds. I truly believe everyone has compatible weirdos out there.