I’d just pick an edge color that complements both choices but matches neither

Night drink is over. The kitten knocked the humidifier onto the floor and it cracked open, never again to humidify

I love my family, I love my friends, & also if I don’t get regular personal space, alone time, & agency I will become a monster the likes of which mere mortals cannot fathom

Like can it be done well? Sure, but it’s a really risky experiment with a high failure rate and I wouldn’t recommend it

Time to lie on the floor

The fact that it kind of looks like a turkey butt more than a traditional turkey? Only made it better.

The nephews loved it. I insisted it could only be sliced via carving fork and serrated blade. The legs were “dark meat” and the body was “white meat” (chocolate and vanilla). The legs also held secret waffle “bones” (cones). We devoured every bite and it was actually tasty? Big smiles had by all.